Race Car vs. Cameraman, MIDDLE MEN Trailer, Cameron Diaz Sex Travels, ANTHRAX in Poland, New BLACK LABEL SOCIETY, Tera Patrick Topless, Yurizan Beltran & Sara Stone

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(You know, like the way you interact with...everyone?)

If you're going to be filming cars traveling at speeds over 200 mph...

You might just want to pull your head out of your ass when they come in for a Pit Stop.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

The Trailer for MIDDLE MEN will make you wish you were a smut peddler...in 1995:

Parties, Private Jets, and Porn stars...ooh, look Jesse Jane is in the movie (she does the adult movies, you know)... for that authentic look & feel.

Cameron Diaz is Always Traveling for... cock? (WWTDD)

So much for subtlety, right? Hey look! Cameron Diaz's Tits!


Megan Fox in Some Underwear Ad...*drool* (Drunken Stepfather)

Countdown until Megan Fox gets naked on screen...15, 14, 13, 12, 11, 10... Oh COME ON! Just Do it Already!

The Vuvuzela Shirt - you KNOW you want one (Grabist)

Oh Zuzana, Oh don't you cry for me...and don't stay dressed either. (Freakshow Planet)

A chat with Lee Unkrich, Director of TOY STORY 3 (Bullz-Eye)

Ah, the Good Ol' Orson Welles Drunk Meme (URLesque)

Win a Guitar Signed by Ozzy Osbourne (wait...WE want it!!) (HEAVY)

Alisha King is Kinda... OK, VERY...Kute (Dailyniner)

Things That Will Get Charlie Sheen Killed In Jail (UPROXX)

Louisa Lanewood has a Camera Pointed up her skirt (z0d)

5 Signs Your Parents Might Be Swingers (Like Mine) (Asylum)

Your Stoner Friends Review Movies (College Humor)

In Case You Have Been Out Of The Loop: A New Ice Cold Game For Bros (Campus Socialite)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your complete lack of personality will prevent you from having any meaningful relationships)

What do the Polish folks like better than cheap beer? Mosh Pits and ANTHRAX!!! (the band, not the white powder):

This is the band doing Only from STOMP 442, for the first time with singer Joey Belladonna at Sonisphere in Poland.

Rawk! Those friendly guys in BLACK LABEL SOCIETY have some new music to share:

The song is "Parade Of The Dead". The album is "Order Of The Black"... The Song is on iTunes now

From Hard Rock to Hardbodies...

Legedary adult starlet Tera Patrick might be retired from making porno-films:

...but thankfully she's still making videos for her official site...like this fine compilation.

Holy crap. Sara Stone and Yurizan Beltran are together, topless and juggling each other's boobs:

This is the most amazing 5 minutes of video you'll ever see... until you see the full version...then THAT one will be.

Holy Smokes! Another beautiful webcam model shaking her ass! Whodathunkit?

Ember Reigns, the buxom blond bombshell who you have seen in numerous FOUNDRY CAMS videos, as well as at her own site, has given us what could be her finest performance yet:


Honestly... do you REALLY need us to tell you to click on Ember's pic? JUST DO IT!

Great song. Great hiney. When you stop hallucinating, Go check out Ember's Sexy Self LIVE - online NOW

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

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Train Pole Dancing, Awful Salsa Dancing, Kim Kardashian Teeny Bikini, SLASH Tackled, MEGADETH guitarist falls, CINDERELLA in Spain, NJ Housewife Danielle Staub, Mary Carey Topless

So, how'd you do over the weekend? get drunk and hook up with any chubsters?

Hey, we're not here to judge because big gals need love too...and they try a lot harder in bed.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(You know, like the way you interact with...everyone?)

Of ALL the places you could possibly practice pole dancing...

Why would a moving train be the smartest choice? EXACTLY. It wouldn't be. If that train stops, she'll break an arm...or two

Speaking of dancing...These guys salsa dance SO poorly...

Their mirror just up and killed itself. Poor mirror. We'll miss you.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Kim Kardashian Hanging Poolside in a Bikini (WWTDD)

and since it's been a few weeks since we plugged it, why dontcha click on over here and watch Ray J Pound Kim's plump rump!


Saaay, which Scientologist baby-maker do these belog to? (Drunken Stepfather)

Aww, come on... it's not that difficult...here's a hint: Greg Kinnear got to see her pre-MILF boobies

Nikki Nine is a 9 1/2... ok, maybe a 10 (Freakshow Planet)

Ten ways to embarrass the groom during your best man speech...without upsetting his new wife (Bullz-Eye)

'There Will Be Blood' Done in Lego - I've Abandoned My Boy! (URLesque)

Leave Them Wanting More: How TV’s Greatest Shows Should Have Ended (UPROXX)

Brea Lynn Gives Herself a Poolside Boob Massage (Dailyniner)

The Lady Gaga Comic Is Not Very Good (ComicsAlliance)

Laura Lee's Bikini is more like a piece of string. Not that we mind. (z0d)

Cathy's House. Not Odd at All (Dave and Thomas)

Dirty Secrets: Why Radio is Dying a Slow and Painful Death Edition (The Bachelor Guy)

Top 100 Footballers’ Wives And Girlfriends (Gunaxin)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your complete lack of personality will prevent you from having any meaningful relationships)

So get this...SLASH is playing a show in Milan when an over-zealous nutjob runs on stage and tackles him:

SLASH was OK. His guitar didn't fare too well. Indcidentally, if you're going to see SLASH in concert, rfrain from tackling the poor guy. He's fragile.

And as long as we're talking about guys hitting the deck on stage...MEGADETH guitarist Chris Broderick fell on his ass on stage in Denmark:

Ego and Ass Bruised. Otherwise, he's fine. It's all heavy Metal...and rain.

And now from the 'member them? file... CINDERELLA is touring their asses off as long as Tom Keifer's voice holds up:

This clip was shot in Spain, but the band will be all over the place this year.

From Hair bands to Hairless... you know...

So the rumor is that NJ Housewife Danielle Staub leaked her own sex tape. We were curious, so we checked it out:

Not awful, especially for a middle-aged Jersey MILF. watch it for yourself and see what the Garden State has to offer up

Our porn-tastic pal Mary Carey has a brand new site and she keeps sending us these clips to help pimp it.

We don't mind, of course... because despite being nuts, Mary's looking pretty good these days.

This sexy Czech is Andeline...and she has a penchant for nudity:

Which is simply and overly-complicated way of saying she really enjoys being naked.

Holy Smokes! Another beautiful webcam model shaking her ass! Whodathunkit?

Ember Reigns, the buxom blond bombshell who you have seen in numerous FOUNDRY CAMS videos, as well as at her own site, has given us what could be her finest performance yet:


Honestly... do you REALLY need us to tell you to click on Ember's pic? JUST DO IT!

Great song. Great hiney. When you stop hallucinating, Go check out Ember's Sexy Self LIVE - online NOW

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Wrong Way To Load A Jet Ski, Holly Madison is Fun, Naomi Campbell's Ass, IRON MAIDEN in Dallas, New METHODS OF MAYHEM, Nikki Benz and Nikki Sexx, April O'Neil in Bed

It's the weeekend, and it's time for you to find a lonely wife... she's yours for the taking:

This lonely hot wife was brought to you by the people who encourage affairs with lonely hot wives.

...and when your wife told you she was going out with the girls:

She was at a bachelorette party getting nailed by The Dancing Bear!

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Kind of like your people skills. Way to interact with humanity!)

We're assuming that if there's a WRONG way to load a Jet Ski into a van...

THIS would be it. Gonna need a new Jet Ski... Might we suggest one of THESE?

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Holly Madison is all Kinds of Fun (WWTDD)

aaaand of course, Holly Madison is all kinds of NAKED


Naomi Campbell's Ass Is Holding Up Well (Drunken Stepfather)

Gia Lashay is kind of exotic looking, wouldn't ya say? (Freakshow Planet)

The A-Team - Movie Review (Bullz-Eye)

11 Sad Keanu Photoshops (URLesque)

The 20 Hottest Same-Sex Kisses (Heavysssss)

Jenni Lee is in a lace-up corset and fishnets and ...*drool* (Dailyniner)

New live-action and animatronic version of The Wind in the Willows (FilmDrunk)

Cody Love doesn't like being nude...she LOVES it! (z0d)

Virtual Dating Assistant Explains the Science of Online Hook-Ups (Asylum)

9 Best Fictional Wives In TV History (EGOtv)

Oh, the Places You'll Actually Go! (CollegeHumor)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your complete lack of personality will prevent you from having any meaningful relationships)

The old British farts in IRON MAIDEN kicked off their world tour in Dallas:

Remarkably, everyone escaped without needing a hip replacement See IRON MAIDEN on tour now before they all wither and die.

Tommy Lee and METHODS OF MAYHEM have a new song called "Fight Song":

...and it's *gulp*...not that bad.

From Rock, we move to Racks

OK, so get this: Nikki Benz is getting an exam from her doctor, who just happens to be Nikki Sexx. You're going to have to suspend disbelief for a few minutes:

Of course, that's just the preliminary exam the full exam is a lot more thorough and requires a lucky boy to help

Naturally-busty Ms. April O'Neil is just waking up from a nap and needs to roll around naked for a little bit.

Those are the luckiest sheets in the world.

Holy Smokes! Another beautiful webcam model shaking her ass! Whodathunkit?

Ember Reigns, the buxom blond bombshell who you have seen in numerous FOUNDRY CAMS videos, as well as at her own site, has given us what could be her finest performance yet:


Honestly... do you REALLY need us to tell you to click on Ember's pic? JUST DO IT!

Great song. Great hiney. When you stop hallucinating, Go check out Ember's Sexy Self LIVE - online NOW

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

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Singer Hit With Guitar, Chunky Gal on Price is Right, Lindsay Lohan's Noise Bracelet, New IRON MAIDEN single, ALICE IN CHAINS live, Lisa Ann on Miami Beach, Jelena Jensen goes Camping

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Kind of like your people skills. Way to interact with humanity!)

Jay from San Francisco metal band DEFY ALL ODDS took a guitar blast right to the face:

Judging by the speed at which Jay recovered, this isn't the first time that's happened.

Meet Carlin, the happiest lady (read: Water Buffalo) ever to Come on Down on 'The Price is Right':

We did some digging and Carlin won three pairs of Gucci Sunglasses. Way to overreact!

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Lindsay's Scram Bracelet Started Flashing (WWTDD)

Come on, girl...Sober up and start making those boobie movies again!


Holy Hiney! Whose almost-ripe booty is that? (Drunken Stepfather)

Andie Valentino is having a Butt-Naked Picnic. Who's hungry? (Freakshow Planet)

Featured Model: Tonya Torres (Bullz-Eye)

Guy on YouTube Explains Why Swearing Is Bad, Mmmkay? (URLesque)

Cotto: Road To The Bronx finale and exclusive post-fight interview (HEAVY)

Sara Jean Underwood is in her Underwear... haha... get it? Meh. (Dailyniner)

Four Pervy Features Of The New iPhone 4 (Dave and Thomas)

We'd like to sink our hooks into Nikki Brooks... or just give her a hug (z0d)

You Became a Meme (CollegeHumor)

4 Awkward Situations for Men (with Helpful Charts for Dealing With Them) (FunnyCrave)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your complete lack of personality will prevent you from having any meaningful relationships)

They're about to release their fifteen studio album, and IRON MAIDEN has released "El Dorado"... a li'l taste:

Get those IRON MAIDEN tickets online NOW - you snobby metalhead.

The reunited ALICE IN CHAINS is still chugging along, and this is "Check My Brain" at Rock Am Ring:

Their latest disc Black Gives Way to Blue has beenk certified gold by the RIAA.

From Heavy Metal to Heavier Hooters... That Old Gag...

Direct from Miami Beach, busty MILF Lisa Ann is busting out of her green bikini in front of a creepy camera guy:

No flimsy fabric can hold those hooters back! ...and that's not all. you should see what happens once she gets inside.

Oooh! Let's go camping!

When busty brunette Jelena Jensen goes camping, the first thing she does before starting a campfire...

...fondle herself! Yeah, camping sure has changed since we were kids

Holy Smokes! Another beautiful webcam model shaking her ass! Whodathunkit?

Ember Reigns, the buxom blond bombshell who you have seen in numerous FOUNDRY CAMS videos, as well as at her own site, has given us what could be her finest performance yet:


Honestly... do you REALLY need us to tell you to click on Ember's pic? JUST DO IT!

Great song. Great hiney. When you stop hallucinating, Go check out Ember's Sexy Self LIVE - online NOW

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Shotgun Recoil Knocks out Teeth, New Boobs a RateMyWOW, Cameron Diaz is Fugly, Hey MOTORHEAD - Yer Equipment's Dead, GUITAR HERO: Warriors Of Rock, Amanda Syfried & Julianne Moore in CHLOE, Mary Carey & her Purple Vibrator

Hey-O! How was your weekend?!
If you spent it getting hammered with a promiscuous co-worker... then congratulations! You're finally a grown-up.

Leave the morality and ethics to the younger people. Adultery is for ADULTS why do you think they called it that to begin with?

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Kind of like your people skills. Way to interact with humanity!)

The next time you get the urge to fire off a shotgun with one hand...

Take a look at this clip and think of the thousands of dollars worth of dental work this MENSA member is going to need.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is constantly shooting content for LOAD MY MOUTH (so very not-safe-for-work), we were able to add new bosoms to RateMyWOW today courtesy of adult starlets MOCHA DELIGHT and ERIN SNOW:


RateMyWOW: JACKI SAWYER
RateMyWOW: MONA

Cameron Diaz is Fug (WWTDD)

to SOME people. Others are of the opinion that Cameron Diaz has a nice set of boobs - especially when thems is naked, so you decide for yourself


Rihanna has a really swell hiney, doesn't she? (Drunken Stepfather)

Tori Black is getting undressed in the Backyard (Freakshow Planet)

Girl Next Door: Elody Gamarra (Bullz-Eye)

Teachers Recreate Michael Jackson's 'Bad,' Just Because (URLesque)

GREEN DAY ROCK BAND: Missing Features (Gunaxin)

Anya is just the kinda gal you'd like to have on ya (Dailyniner)

Today in Dutch News: Your Boobs Look Great (Warming Glow)

Gisele and Witta are Nude and VERY friendly (z0d)

Celebrity Oops: A Video Tribute to Falling On Stage (FunnyCrave)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your complete lack of personality will prevent you from having any meaningful relationships)

Ther's nothing that Lemmy from MOTÖRHEAD enjoys more...

...than losing all the power to his band's gear 2 minutes after they go on stage in front of 50,000 people.

Oh boy... GUITAR HERO: WARRIORS OF ROCK is coming out in September.

you might want to cancel whatever you had planned for the fall.

From guitar gods to great bods... Heh, that ryhmes.

Our pal Mary Carey has a brand new site and she's sending us videos to promote it:

In this clip, she talks about wanting to take her purple vibrator and shove it up Dr Drew Pinksy's you-know-what... and then she goes to town on herself with it.

From low-brow to high-brow...kinda

This clip of Amanda Seyfried and Julianne Moore in bed together makes us reconsider not wanting to see CHLOE:

Amanda Seyfried and Julianne Moore are an unlikely pairing, but hell...if it puts asses in the seats, who are WE to judge?

Holy Smokes! Another beautiful webcam model shaking her ass! Whodathunkit?

Ember Reigns, the buxom blond bombshell who you have seen in numerous FOUNDRY CAMS videos, as well as at her own site, has given us what could be her finest performance yet:


Honestly... do you REALLY need us to tell you to click on Ember's pic? JUST DO IT!

Great song. Great hiney. When you stop hallucinating, Go check out Ember's Sexy Self LIVE - online NOW

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.