Race Car vs. Cameraman, MIDDLE MEN Trailer, Cameron Diaz Sex Travels, ANTHRAX in Poland, New BLACK LABEL SOCIETY, Tera Patrick Topless, Yurizan Beltran & Sara Stone

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(You know, like the way you interact with...everyone?)

If you're going to be filming cars traveling at speeds over 200 mph...

You might just want to pull your head out of your ass when they come in for a Pit Stop.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

The Trailer for MIDDLE MEN will make you wish you were a smut peddler...in 1995:

Parties, Private Jets, and Porn stars...ooh, look Jesse Jane is in the movie (she does the adult movies, you know)... for that authentic look & feel.

Cameron Diaz is Always Traveling for... cock? (WWTDD)

So much for subtlety, right? Hey look! Cameron Diaz's Tits!


Megan Fox in Some Underwear Ad...*drool* (Drunken Stepfather)

Countdown until Megan Fox gets naked on screen...15, 14, 13, 12, 11, 10... Oh COME ON! Just Do it Already!

The Vuvuzela Shirt - you KNOW you want one (Grabist)

Oh Zuzana, Oh don't you cry for me...and don't stay dressed either. (Freakshow Planet)

A chat with Lee Unkrich, Director of TOY STORY 3 (Bullz-Eye)

Ah, the Good Ol' Orson Welles Drunk Meme (URLesque)

Win a Guitar Signed by Ozzy Osbourne (wait...WE want it!!) (HEAVY)

Alisha King is Kinda... OK, VERY...Kute (Dailyniner)

Things That Will Get Charlie Sheen Killed In Jail (UPROXX)

Louisa Lanewood has a Camera Pointed up her skirt (z0d)

5 Signs Your Parents Might Be Swingers (Like Mine) (Asylum)

Your Stoner Friends Review Movies (College Humor)

In Case You Have Been Out Of The Loop: A New Ice Cold Game For Bros (Campus Socialite)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your complete lack of personality will prevent you from having any meaningful relationships)

What do the Polish folks like better than cheap beer? Mosh Pits and ANTHRAX!!! (the band, not the white powder):

This is the band doing Only from STOMP 442, for the first time with singer Joey Belladonna at Sonisphere in Poland.

Rawk! Those friendly guys in BLACK LABEL SOCIETY have some new music to share:

The song is "Parade Of The Dead". The album is "Order Of The Black"... The Song is on iTunes now

From Hard Rock to Hardbodies...

Legedary adult starlet Tera Patrick might be retired from making porno-films:

...but thankfully she's still making videos for her official site...like this fine compilation.

Holy crap. Sara Stone and Yurizan Beltran are together, topless and juggling each other's boobs:

This is the most amazing 5 minutes of video you'll ever see... until you see the full version...then THAT one will be.

Holy Smokes! Another beautiful webcam model shaking her ass! Whodathunkit?

Ember Reigns, the buxom blond bombshell who you have seen in numerous FOUNDRY CAMS videos, as well as at her own site, has given us what could be her finest performance yet:


Honestly... do you REALLY need us to tell you to click on Ember's pic? JUST DO IT!

Great song. Great hiney. When you stop hallucinating, Go check out Ember's Sexy Self LIVE - online NOW

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Train Pole Dancing, Awful Salsa Dancing, Kim Kardashian Teeny Bikini, SLASH Tackled, MEGADETH guitarist falls, CINDERELLA in Spain, NJ Housewife Danielle Staub, Mary Carey Topless

So, how'd you do over the weekend? get drunk and hook up with any chubsters?

Hey, we're not here to judge because big gals need love too...and they try a lot harder in bed.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(You know, like the way you interact with...everyone?)

Of ALL the places you could possibly practice pole dancing...

Why would a moving train be the smartest choice? EXACTLY. It wouldn't be. If that train stops, she'll break an arm...or two

Speaking of dancing...These guys salsa dance SO poorly...

Their mirror just up and killed itself. Poor mirror. We'll miss you.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Kim Kardashian Hanging Poolside in a Bikini (WWTDD)

and since it's been a few weeks since we plugged it, why dontcha click on over here and watch Ray J Pound Kim's plump rump!


Saaay, which Scientologist baby-maker do these belog to? (Drunken Stepfather)

Aww, come on... it's not that difficult...here's a hint: Greg Kinnear got to see her pre-MILF boobies

Nikki Nine is a 9 1/2... ok, maybe a 10 (Freakshow Planet)

Ten ways to embarrass the groom during your best man speech...without upsetting his new wife (Bullz-Eye)

'There Will Be Blood' Done in Lego - I've Abandoned My Boy! (URLesque)

Leave Them Wanting More: How TV’s Greatest Shows Should Have Ended (UPROXX)

Brea Lynn Gives Herself a Poolside Boob Massage (Dailyniner)

The Lady Gaga Comic Is Not Very Good (ComicsAlliance)

Laura Lee's Bikini is more like a piece of string. Not that we mind. (z0d)

Cathy's House. Not Odd at All (Dave and Thomas)

Dirty Secrets: Why Radio is Dying a Slow and Painful Death Edition (The Bachelor Guy)

Top 100 Footballers’ Wives And Girlfriends (Gunaxin)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your complete lack of personality will prevent you from having any meaningful relationships)

So get this...SLASH is playing a show in Milan when an over-zealous nutjob runs on stage and tackles him:

SLASH was OK. His guitar didn't fare too well. Indcidentally, if you're going to see SLASH in concert, rfrain from tackling the poor guy. He's fragile.

And as long as we're talking about guys hitting the deck on stage...MEGADETH guitarist Chris Broderick fell on his ass on stage in Denmark:

Ego and Ass Bruised. Otherwise, he's fine. It's all heavy Metal...and rain.

And now from the 'member them? file... CINDERELLA is touring their asses off as long as Tom Keifer's voice holds up:

This clip was shot in Spain, but the band will be all over the place this year.

From Hair bands to Hairless... you know...

So the rumor is that NJ Housewife Danielle Staub leaked her own sex tape. We were curious, so we checked it out:

Not awful, especially for a middle-aged Jersey MILF. watch it for yourself and see what the Garden State has to offer up

Our porn-tastic pal Mary Carey has a brand new site and she keeps sending us these clips to help pimp it.

We don't mind, of course... because despite being nuts, Mary's looking pretty good these days.

This sexy Czech is Andeline...and she has a penchant for nudity:

Which is simply and overly-complicated way of saying she really enjoys being naked.

Holy Smokes! Another beautiful webcam model shaking her ass! Whodathunkit?

Ember Reigns, the buxom blond bombshell who you have seen in numerous FOUNDRY CAMS videos, as well as at her own site, has given us what could be her finest performance yet:


Honestly... do you REALLY need us to tell you to click on Ember's pic? JUST DO IT!

Great song. Great hiney. When you stop hallucinating, Go check out Ember's Sexy Self LIVE - online NOW

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Wrong Way To Load A Jet Ski, Holly Madison is Fun, Naomi Campbell's Ass, IRON MAIDEN in Dallas, New METHODS OF MAYHEM, Nikki Benz and Nikki Sexx, April O'Neil in Bed

It's the weeekend, and it's time for you to find a lonely wife... she's yours for the taking:

This lonely hot wife was brought to you by the people who encourage affairs with lonely hot wives.

...and when your wife told you she was going out with the girls:

She was at a bachelorette party getting nailed by The Dancing Bear!

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Kind of like your people skills. Way to interact with humanity!)

We're assuming that if there's a WRONG way to load a Jet Ski into a van...

THIS would be it. Gonna need a new Jet Ski... Might we suggest one of THESE?

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Holly Madison is all Kinds of Fun (WWTDD)

aaaand of course, Holly Madison is all kinds of NAKED


Naomi Campbell's Ass Is Holding Up Well (Drunken Stepfather)

Gia Lashay is kind of exotic looking, wouldn't ya say? (Freakshow Planet)

The A-Team - Movie Review (Bullz-Eye)

11 Sad Keanu Photoshops (URLesque)

The 20 Hottest Same-Sex Kisses (Heavysssss)

Jenni Lee is in a lace-up corset and fishnets and ...*drool* (Dailyniner)

New live-action and animatronic version of The Wind in the Willows (FilmDrunk)

Cody Love doesn't like being nude...she LOVES it! (z0d)

Virtual Dating Assistant Explains the Science of Online Hook-Ups (Asylum)

9 Best Fictional Wives In TV History (EGOtv)

Oh, the Places You'll Actually Go! (CollegeHumor)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your complete lack of personality will prevent you from having any meaningful relationships)

The old British farts in IRON MAIDEN kicked off their world tour in Dallas:

Remarkably, everyone escaped without needing a hip replacement See IRON MAIDEN on tour now before they all wither and die.

Tommy Lee and METHODS OF MAYHEM have a new song called "Fight Song":

...and it's *gulp*...not that bad.

From Rock, we move to Racks

OK, so get this: Nikki Benz is getting an exam from her doctor, who just happens to be Nikki Sexx. You're going to have to suspend disbelief for a few minutes:

Of course, that's just the preliminary exam the full exam is a lot more thorough and requires a lucky boy to help

Naturally-busty Ms. April O'Neil is just waking up from a nap and needs to roll around naked for a little bit.

Those are the luckiest sheets in the world.

Holy Smokes! Another beautiful webcam model shaking her ass! Whodathunkit?

Ember Reigns, the buxom blond bombshell who you have seen in numerous FOUNDRY CAMS videos, as well as at her own site, has given us what could be her finest performance yet:


Honestly... do you REALLY need us to tell you to click on Ember's pic? JUST DO IT!

Great song. Great hiney. When you stop hallucinating, Go check out Ember's Sexy Self LIVE - online NOW

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

FOUNDRY CAMS: Ember Reigns is a Sexy Little Sister

Ember Reigns, the buxom blond bombshell who you have seen in numerous FOUNDRY CAMS videos, as well as at her own site, has given us what could be her finest performance yet. She tailored one of our old-school FoundryMusic T-shirts to fit her flawless body just right, and didn't keep it on for long though, because she has plenty to show off.

Thanks to SEASONS AFTER for their re-working of "Cry Little Sister" (originally recorded by Gerard Mcmann on the 1987 LOST BOYS Original Motion Picture Soundtrack).
Thanks to Jon for the editing.



Honestly... do you REALLY need us to tell you to click on Ember's pic? JUST DO IT!

Great song. Great hiney. When you stop hallucinating, Go check out Ember's Sexy Self LIVE - online NOW

Bands and labels, if you want YOUR music featued in a FOUNDRY CAMS video, you should send your CDs and press kits to:

FoundryMusic
c/o DFL MEDIA, LLC
PO Box 257
Millington, NJ
07946


Thanks again to SEASONS AFTER for "Cry Little Sister". Get some online at Amazon:


You can also download SEASONS AFTER at iTunes:


You can see Ember Reigns in these other great, mostly-naked FOUNDRY CAMS clips:

Ember Reigns Licks Her Lollipop
FOUNDRY CAMS: Next Time Around With Ember Reigns
FOUNDRY CAMS: Ember Reigns, Violet Erotica, Love Gisele Topless Montage
Ember Reigns Teases In A Tiny Bikini

And last, but certainly not least, Check out MySpace: SEASONS AFTER