Train Pole Dancing, Awful Salsa Dancing, Kim Kardashian Teeny Bikini, SLASH Tackled, MEGADETH guitarist falls, CINDERELLA in Spain, NJ Housewife Danielle Staub, Mary Carey Topless

So, how'd you do over the weekend? get drunk and hook up with any chubsters?

Hey, we're not here to judge because big gals need love too...and they try a lot harder in bed.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(You know, like the way you interact with...everyone?)

Of ALL the places you could possibly practice pole dancing...

Why would a moving train be the smartest choice? EXACTLY. It wouldn't be. If that train stops, she'll break an arm...or two

Speaking of dancing...These guys salsa dance SO poorly...

Their mirror just up and killed itself. Poor mirror. We'll miss you.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Kim Kardashian Hanging Poolside in a Bikini (WWTDD)

and since it's been a few weeks since we plugged it, why dontcha click on over here and watch Ray J Pound Kim's plump rump!


Saaay, which Scientologist baby-maker do these belog to? (Drunken Stepfather)

Aww, come on... it's not that difficult...here's a hint: Greg Kinnear got to see her pre-MILF boobies

Nikki Nine is a 9 1/2... ok, maybe a 10 (Freakshow Planet)

Ten ways to embarrass the groom during your best man speech...without upsetting his new wife (Bullz-Eye)

'There Will Be Blood' Done in Lego - I've Abandoned My Boy! (URLesque)

Leave Them Wanting More: How TV’s Greatest Shows Should Have Ended (UPROXX)

Brea Lynn Gives Herself a Poolside Boob Massage (Dailyniner)

The Lady Gaga Comic Is Not Very Good (ComicsAlliance)

Laura Lee's Bikini is more like a piece of string. Not that we mind. (z0d)

Cathy's House. Not Odd at All (Dave and Thomas)

Dirty Secrets: Why Radio is Dying a Slow and Painful Death Edition (The Bachelor Guy)

Top 100 Footballers’ Wives And Girlfriends (Gunaxin)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your complete lack of personality will prevent you from having any meaningful relationships)

So get this...SLASH is playing a show in Milan when an over-zealous nutjob runs on stage and tackles him:

SLASH was OK. His guitar didn't fare too well. Indcidentally, if you're going to see SLASH in concert, rfrain from tackling the poor guy. He's fragile.

And as long as we're talking about guys hitting the deck on stage...MEGADETH guitarist Chris Broderick fell on his ass on stage in Denmark:

Ego and Ass Bruised. Otherwise, he's fine. It's all heavy Metal...and rain.

And now from the 'member them? file... CINDERELLA is touring their asses off as long as Tom Keifer's voice holds up:

This clip was shot in Spain, but the band will be all over the place this year.

From Hair bands to Hairless... you know...

So the rumor is that NJ Housewife Danielle Staub leaked her own sex tape. We were curious, so we checked it out:

Not awful, especially for a middle-aged Jersey MILF. watch it for yourself and see what the Garden State has to offer up

Our porn-tastic pal Mary Carey has a brand new site and she keeps sending us these clips to help pimp it.

We don't mind, of course... because despite being nuts, Mary's looking pretty good these days.

This sexy Czech is Andeline...and she has a penchant for nudity:

Which is simply and overly-complicated way of saying she really enjoys being naked.

Holy Smokes! Another beautiful webcam model shaking her ass! Whodathunkit?

Ember Reigns, the buxom blond bombshell who you have seen in numerous FOUNDRY CAMS videos, as well as at her own site, has given us what could be her finest performance yet:


Honestly... do you REALLY need us to tell you to click on Ember's pic? JUST DO IT!

Great song. Great hiney. When you stop hallucinating, Go check out Ember's Sexy Self LIVE - online NOW

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

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Friday Links: Weekend affairs, Woman goes to McDonalds sans-pants, Holland loves Dukes of Hazzard, J-WOWW works out, Mystery Upskirt, EXTREME guitarist jams with Rihanna, Busty blondes Gisele and Alex Adams

Congratulations! You made to another FRIDAY!
Make your weekend one to remember and hook up with a few hot college girls... just don't tell your significant other.

We found out that more women are having affairs than men these days...See? You come here, and you learn stuff!

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(and so is your attitude. What say we adjust it...with a pipe wrench?)

A young shapely Russian woman is at McDonalds ordering some lunch.


She seems to have forgotten her pants. Objections anyone?.

Apparently, the DUKES OF HAZZARD is still a very popular show... in Holland.


Why else would someone paint their shitbox car like the General Lee and do a silly stunt like this?

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


J-WOWW SMASH! Heavy Bag, that is. (WWTDD)


Guess who almost had an upskirt whoopsie moment? (Drunken Stepfather)

We'll give you a hint...it's not like we all haven't seen her now-middle-aged body naked before. The woman does maintain well.

6 Distractions for Tiger at the Masters (Sports Pickle)

Angelina Ashe has one hell of an ashe...and everything else (Freakshow Planet)

A Chat With David Cross (Bullz-Eye)

Jayden and Breanna get very Frienly in the Pool (Dailyniner)

The 8 Most Annoying Facebook Event Invitations (College Humor)

WTF Bodybuilder Routines and Dances - Video Compilation (URLesque)

14 Crazy Japanese TV Clips (UPROXX)

Top 10 Highest Paid Players in the NBA This Season (BallHype)

Holly Gibbons is Wrapped in Ribbons...but not for long at all (z0d)

Do Not Throw Objects Out The Window… (TopCultured)

40 Fools Getting Dunked On & Posterized (I Can Has Internets)

What It Would Look Like If Politicians & Pundits Were On Chatroulette (Apoliticus)

15 New Texting Buzzwords (The Bachelor Guy)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry your lack of personality is equal only to your loss of hair)

Yes, that was EXTREME guitarist Nuno Bettencourt you saw shredding on stage next to Rihanna on American Idol:

If you watch American Idol, that is. A guy's got to make a buck, right?

From bands, we segue into BOOBS...

Beautiful Gisele from GotGisele who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS clips, has abandoned clothing:

She still believes in the concept of clothes but she no longer has a use for them.

What's this? Another chesty blond? INDEED!

Bleached blond British bombshell ALEX ADAMS really knows her way around a stripper pole:

we think she may have actually done this before...once or twice, maybe.

Ravishing, Raven-haired, busty pinup girl Violet, who has done several FOUNDRY CAMS videos for us, has a brand new solo site, and to celebrate, she's shaking her fantastic figure to BRET MICHAELS' new song "Lie To Me":


Click on Violet Right Now, and stare slack-jawed at her awesomeness!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

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Tuesday Links: Slowest Game of Russian Chicken, Helloween in Lounge Suits, Naked Snooki Pics, Mike Tyson is Graceful, Release the Kraken!!!

Hey-O and Happy Tuesdee! Throw caution to the wind...along with your morals...



Romance, Shmomance... married neglected people need love too!



THAT's TERRIBLE:

Two Russian Drivers play the slowest game of chicken...EVER:




What a pointless use of two tons of automobile. Yech...

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(but your perpetural whining is really irritating the shit out of us, so how's about removing your larynx with a spork?)





Prepare to get turned on...who wants naked photos of Snooki? (WWTDD)





Mike Tyson is the least graceful fat guy we know (Drunken Stepfather)



10 of the sexiest movie posters of all-time (Bullz-Eye)



GroundHog Day - The Lost Radio Tapes (Gunaxin)



Tyra Lex is all Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome... with big boobs (z0d)



Were We Always Assholes? (Heavy?)



Shanda Michelle makes her undies go bye-bye (Daily Niner)



12 Seagulls Stealing Ice Cream (ForkParty)



Move on ovah... it's Jana Cova! Eh, boooo.. (FreakshowPlanet)



20 Sexy Female Celebs Who Haven't Aged Well (ManOFest)



Remix: LOST writers need your help (College Humor)

I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that have successfully managed to alienate everyone who has ever tried to help you. Well done, fella!)

Metal dudes in black suits? Hells yeah. It's HELLOWEEN. Say what?



Yup. They're not taking themselves too seriously in the video for "Dr. Stein" from Unarmed: Best Of 25th Anniversary which is out now.

Release the Goddamn KRAKEN, bitches! It's the international trailer for the CLASH OF THE TITANS remake:



More Sam Worthington. More Kraken, mawfugger.

...and now we say hi to supersexy PLAYBOY hotness Victoria Ivanova:



Ukrainian-born, St Louis-raised. Takin' a shower. It's all good, fellers.

Speaking of sexy PLAYBOY bitches, check out Tiffany Ryan and her GI-NORMOUS boobies:



Alabammy-born and all bosoms and hiney. How do you NOT bring this gal home to mom?

Finally, here's beautiful Beth Williams:



She's from a small town in Ohio, and it's the small town girls who are the dirtiest girls Yum Yum give us some o' dat.

Our FOUNDRY CAMS girl Shanelle took the oversized FoundryMusic T-Shirts we sent her, chopped them up, and made a breastacular outfit AND video.






Click on Shanelle...and do your thing!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?


FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing



Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates



be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep



We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.



We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.



We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.



FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Vacation Update 5: More Photos from the PNC Virus Show, New Boobs on RateMyWOW, New Videos Online, Traveling Virus and Car Crash Comedy Comin To Phill

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Vacation Update 4: New Boobs On RateMyWOW, New Videos Online, Traveling Virus and Car Crash Comedy Coming To Philly

You know, most people hear the word 'vacation' and they think about getting away for a few days, possibly to a warmer climate, maybe to enjoy an umbrella drink or five or seven or twelve. Then there's those unfortunates who use the ol' 'vacation' as an excuse to get a ton of work done, in the hopes of catching up. That's the thing though; you NEVER get caught up when you're a workaholic... you just keep finding shit to do.

Aaaaaaaanyway... let's get on with this, shall we?

NEW BOOBS ON RATEMYWOW: We got another set of those tattooed boobies (could possibly be the same chick from yesterday come to think of it...looks like she deleted the other one anyway):



RateMyWOW: Tattoos and Boobies (ladies, get YOURS in today...and don't forget the WOW in the photo with you. No WoW = Not getting posted)

oh, look... we added a bunch of videos to the MEDIA SECTION, including:


Chicago Candy Factory Blown Up For Batman Movie

Rita the MILF in a Fishnet Outfit

Malaysia's 'King Tooth' pulls a Train Over 9 Feet!

Busty Topless Redhead in The Bathtub/Shower

Topless Blonde On a Bed Of Boobies

Topless Russian Women on Hidden Camera Show

Brazilian Bikini Babe On Stage

Busty Bath Surprise!

Canadian Football League 'Find A Flight' Promotion with a blindfolded fat girl

Saturday Night Live: Christopher Walken Interviews a Centaur

The Traveling Virus Comedy Tour is ending its run in Camden, NJ on September 15th, and since Ed McGonigal backed out of his opening gig, we're doing another round of Car Crash Comedy to pick a winner. It's going to be at a live venue on the 14th, and you aspiring Philly comics can Email Sam @ Foundry Music.com with all your contact information if you want to participate.

Do you have your Tickets for the Tweeter Center Show? No??? Click Click Click, Chester... go get 'em before all the fat hillbillies get them.

If you missed the Opie and Anthony Traveling Virus at the PNC BANK Arts Center, don't fret...the fans took a shit-ton of great photos, and we have the first batch online now:



Opie and Anthony's Traveling Virus at PNC Bank Arts Center - photos by Mike Black

Virus Tour at PNC (photos by E ROCK, we think)

Photos: Virus Tour at PNC (Lee Mels)

Photos: Virus Tour at PNC (CurseofTheBambino)

If you weren't able to make it to the Traveling Virus show in Jersey, you can still PRETEND you were there... with an OFFICIAL Traveling Virus T-Shirt, stiched from real albino rat eyelashes (so we're told... we could be mistaken):

CLICK HERE TO ORDER YOURS TODAY!

NEW Official Opie & Anthony 'All The Way' T-Shirt!

Click the PIC! Order yours today!

Speaking of shirts...

(Check out what the lovely Sasha is wearing!)

Since we're on the subject of hot chicks wearing next-to-nothing (as we usually are), the lovely Nyluh from FOUNDRY CAMS has returned with a cream-covered surprise. Watch as she prowls around on the floor in a tight pink bikini, spraying whipped cream all over her perfect chest...and of course, licking it off. Music By Zero1Zero.





CLICK THE PIC TO SEE THE VIDEO!

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Vacation Update 3: Traveling Virus and Car Crash Comedy Coming To Philly, New Boobs On Rate My WoW, New Videos Online

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Vacation Update 2: Mick Foley Feeds Sam Video, Traveling Virus Coming to Philly, New Video Online

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SATURDAY LINKS: Traveling Virus in NJ Tonight - Turn on Your Paltalk for exclusive video, Download the O&A Show, New Boobs On RateMyWoW, New Search fe

The Opie and Anthony Traveling Virus hits the PNC Bank Arts Center in Holmdel, NJ tonight. If you can't make it to the show (or if you're gonna show up late) Turn on Your Paltalk if you want to catch exclusive video from backstage, and from the lunatics in the parking lot. They'll be on site all night, so you never know what the hell you're going to see. Hurry Up and log on now!

As always, if you missed ANY of this week's shows, you can hear them online via Audible:


DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 8/24/07 (Sam eats steak, Car Crash Comedy)


DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 8/23/07


DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 8/22/07


DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 8/21/07

DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 8/20/07

New Boobs on RateMyWOW: Thanks once again to our west coast pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is promoting his new sites Load My Mouth and Cover My Face, we have TWO new pairs of boobies for you to check out (Ladies, get YOUR pics in TODAY!):




RateMyWOW: Chloe Chanel

RateMyWOW: Melissa Juliana

The Next stop for the Traveling Virus Tour is Tweeter Center in Camden, NJ on September 15th - Get Your Tickets Now!

DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 8/20/07

If you can't make the Traveling Virus show tonight, you can still PRETEND you were there... with an OFFICIAL Traveling Virus T-Shirt, woven from the finest skunk eyebrows (so we're told... we could be mistaken):

CLICK HERE TO ORDER YOURS TODAY!

NEW Official Opie & Anthony 'All The Way' T-Shirt!

Click the PIC! Order yours today!

Speaking of shirts...

(Check out what Sabrina and Gieda are wearing!)

Sexy Sasha from FOUNDRY CAMS sent us a great new video of her fondling her huge boobs, featuring music by Zero1Zero:





CLICK THE PIC TO SEE THE VIDEO!

NEW AUDIO PLAYER ONLINE: Look what WE do now! We got a new fancy FoundryMusic Audio Player on the site to help you listen to our fancy audio clips:


test out the new FOUNDRYMUSIC AUDIO PLAYER NOW

Our pal Jim Norton is going to be releasing his HBO Special on DVD soon PRE-ORDER JIM NORTON's DVD NOW

Our buddy Cokelogic sent in a great new animation of Anthony's Imus and Reverend Al impressions:



The Imus and Reverend Al Show

There's some new clips in the MEDIA SECTION, including:


Porn Star Service Announcement - Nautica Thorn

Jenna Haze - Maid Service

Busty Woman Walking in LA

Gregorius - Y.M.C.A. - The Finnish Version

Security Fight at the Denver Greyhound Terminal

A Bevy Of Busty Beauties

Thanks to our own FoundryMusicJeff, we have an expanded SEARCH FUNCTION (look at the top of the page) on FoundryMusic.com. Now, you can search for: Photos, Videos, Audio....as well as Flash Animations/Video, Headlines, and user profiles (real name, username, or Email address)