Over the Top Drummer, Double Motorcycle Crash, Miley is looking Spicy, Mystery Dumper, Slash in the Netherlands, HELLYEAH's Cowboy Way, Jana Defi and Dorothy Green get topless

Happy Hump-a-Secretary Day! Now go find a secretary to, you know, hump:

This hot-ass secretary was brought to you by the people who encourage affairs with secretaries.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Sort of like your breath, your bald spot, your attitude, you face...shall we continue?)

If 2 Motorcycles Crash and no one is around to hear it...

Do they make a sound?

Meet the world's most over-the-top Drummer

In what could be the world's cheesiest Cover band.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


DAMN. Hello Miley. (WWTDD)


Whose very wealthy dumpy arse is this? (Drunken Stepfather)

Best Passport Rejection Letter Ever (Nextround)

Playboy's Krista Kelly is Kinda Kute (Freakshow Planet)

A chat with Steve Austin (Bullz-Eye)

Valerie Rios and Melanie are Naked...Together...and Very Grabby (Dailyniner)

Job Searching Tips for the Class of 2010 (Gunaxin)

The 25 Funniest Fox News Screen Captures (Manofest)

A couple of Biker bitches get very friendly with a couple of sex toys (z0d)

Top Ten Rock Cities (Ask Men)

9 movie “losers” you’d definitely hang out with (Guyism)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry you forgot to wear a rubber and knocked up some skank you met online)

Our dear old mop-haired, top hat-wearing friend SLASH and his solo band pulled off an amazing version of his song "Starlight" :

That's Slash and Myles Kennedy at the PinkPop Festival in the Netherlands doing tunes from Slash's solo disc

Truthfully, we weren't much into HELLYEAH, but we just saw the new video for "Cowboy Way":

Goddamn. These guys are channeling PANTERA... and it's not like THAT band is coming back anytime soon.

From Heavy Metal to Heavy Bosoms...

Sexy Czech Jana Defi and her 32G-sized boobs are rolling around on the luckiest bed EVER:

that's right. Luckiest Bed EVER. How the hell does this woman walk upright???

From Sexy Czech-ness to Hungarian Hotness, here's Dorothy Green and her outstanding Hungarian hiney getting nude outdoors:

of course, Dorothy does A LOT more than get naked.

What's this? More fantastic shamless self-promotion?? INDEED!

You know Carmen from her many FOUNDRY CAMS videos and from her solo site - CamWithCarmen. Here's a great clip of her "Unraveling" her clothes to some music by our friends in SEVENDUST:


CLICK THE PIC TO SEE CARMEN STRIP!

Then, when the feeling returns in your arms and legs... chat with Carmen LIVE, one-on-one!

You can also get hundreds of new photos and videos at Carmen's solo site - CamWithCarmen

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Thursday Links: Low Cost Dentistry, Baldwin Daughter Gets Revenge, Ginger Spice is looking Old, John Mayer is Sorry, Ted Nugent Is Patriotic

THAT's TERRIBLE:

No money for dental insurance? No Problem!




Just get a big-ass brick, a piece of string, and hold yer breath...

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(but if you keep making that pouty face, it's going to stay that way)





Ginger Spice Got Old, didn't she? (Drunken Stepfather)



...we prefer to remember the Ginger Spice...aka Geri Halliwell who used to make big boob topless videos





Ireland Baldwin has gotten her revenge...mwahahahaha! (WWTDD)



...and since we're total filthbags, let's all stare lovingly at nude pictures of her mother, Kim Basinger.



Blast From the Past Model: Meriah Nelson (Bullz-Eye)



Brandi Bryant Breaks out her Boobs and Booty (FreakshowPlanet)



Top Ten Bear Stories You Need to Know About (Gunaxin)



Colleen Connolly Can't Keep her Clothes On (z0d)



Ten signs your friend is a terrible wingman (The Campus Throne)



Irena and her heavy natural boobs hanging out on the Dock



6 Great Songs Written About Drugs (Afro Jacks)



T-Shirt War! (daveandthomas)



5 Valentine's Day Cards Inspired by the Jersey Shore (CollegeHumor)



Animated Dinasaur Sex? Yes Please (Warming Glow)



10 Rejected Wii Accessories (Comedy)



10 Things You Didn't know about the Brat Pack (MovieFone)



I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that have successfully managed to alienate everyone who has ever tried to help you. Well done, fella!)

Our buddy our friend JOHN MAYER made a tearful apology during his Nashville comment last night:



He's sorry for all those things he said in PLAYBOY recently.

Outspoken conservative and all-around badass TED NUGENT banged out the National Anthem in Texas:



No animals were bow-hunted during the making of this video.

Those dandy fellas in BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE are releasing a new CD in the Spring:



This is the new single "Your Betrayal", and it goes out to radio on March 8.

From bands to breasticles, here's Hungarian hotness Dorothy Green:



Her bikini fell off. No it didn't. She took it off. Seriously. She meant to.

This amazingly fit babe is PLAYBOY's Jessica DeCarlo:



She has NO problem walking around bare-assed, letting guys take photos of it....and we have NO problem with that

WHo IS this large-breasted European blond? Why, it's none other than Katerina, that's who!



She's having a very hard time keeping her boulders in that boulder-holder...and that's just the start of this dirty girl's fun

Our FOUNDRY CAMS girl Brooke made us a finger-licking video. Rob Balducci sent us his new track "Choke". Together, they look like this:






Click on Brooke's Body, crack a beverage, and forget whatever you had planned for the day. she'll be online when you get done mopping up.

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?


FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing



Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates



be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep



We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.



We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.



We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.



FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.