New TWITTER, MILF washing a Ferrari, Winger Winging it, BRUCE LEE auditioning, New ANVIL, Old NIGHT RANGER, New THIN LIZZY line-up, Lisa Ann, Julia Ann, Mary Carey...Ann

Remember, kids... you follow us and we'll follow you!
You follow US on twitter and we follow YOU on twitter. Simple enough, right?
- Follow this one and we'll keep you up to date on all the cockfights we have going on in the basement
- Now Follow this one (we'll keep you up to date on what all the girlies are doing)

Why is your mom washing your dad's Ferrari with steel wool pads? Dad must have done something none-too-pleasing

and how do we know it's your mom? She posted the pic online in a personal ad... Dad's not getting the job done at home, evidently.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like the way you pretend your hair isn't falling out in clumps on an hourly basis)

When is WINGER going to change the name of "Seventeen" to "Thirty-eight"... you know, considering the age factor of the fans:

*rimshot*... fine, it wasn't one of our best.

That clip was actually shot in 2007...just to show you how timely we are... Boooooooooo.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(Unlike your hairline, which would look better if you combed your eyebrows up over your head)

Who wants to see Bruce Lee's original audition for the role of Kato on 'The Green Hornet'? We're gonna show you anyway:

Pay special attention to the Kung Fu demonstration with the old man (about halfway through)

Oooh - look what's coming to video soon! This wasn't half bad, actually.

Jennifer Lopez has a bit of a sloppy stomach:

Why she's showing it off, we don't know

Neveah and Raina Lee touching tongues. Yay. (FreakShow Planet)

2011 Suzuki Kizashi Review (Bullz-Eye)

Dating Tips from the Funniest Women on Twitter (How About We)

I'm Ashamed to be a Boston Sports Fan (MadeMan)

Chikita...she's one hot banana...and by 'banana' we mean 'large-breasted blond babe' (z0d)

Victoria Rae Black may be pasty, but she's way purty (Daily Niner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry you're going to muddle through life with the same mediocrity you attack every other task with)

Did you NOT hear the latest ANVIL song? Well, here ya go:

"Juggernaut of Justice"...nothing like subtlety. Love it! We're sure it'll sell tens of copies.

OK, maybe a hundred copies. C'mon, look at that cover art.

How many original members of a band do you need to keep using the name? If you're THIN LIZZY, the answer is ONE. Maybe two:

When one of your guitarists has to leave to re-join DEF LEPPARD, you're bordering on silly...

DULUXE EDITION?!?! Well, then I should rush out and buy this bugger right now.

Hey Mexico! We're NIGHT RANGER! Here's a song you may not have heard a hundred thousand times in the past 26 years:

See, that was what we call sarcasm. Anyone who hasn't heard "Sister Christian" has probably been living on Jupiter... or at least Mars... for a while.

...and this is the last album the band released. Umm, no one is buying music these days, if you haven't already figured that out.

How much for ze little girlz, eh?

We've got a double-banger of our favorite MILF, Lisa Ann for you... banger...bang-her... get it? *rimshot*
Lisa Ann is seducing a very lucky grocery boy in this clip.

VERY lucky. SUPER lucky. EXTRA-SPECIAL super-lucky, with sugar on top...and on the sides.

...and here's the lovely Lisa Ann in leopard-print lingerie.

OK, enough alliteration for one stupid entry. Alright already.

OK, folks...show of hands: who wants to see blond MILF Julia Ann roll around half-naked on a pool table?

Yeah, that's what we thought. All of you. whatcha waitin' for then?

Our braniac friend Mary Carey loves taking her clothes off outside. How do we know?

Because every damn clip she sends us features her... taking her clothes off outside. THAT's how we know

Facelifts are let's face it, necessary...and FOUNDRY CAMS was no exception to that rule, so we did this:

We totally revamped FOUNDRY CAMS, with a new domain, hotter girls, lower prices, and a better user experience. So far, the response has beeen HUGE. Check it out:


and if you feel like following us on Twitter (we'll keep you up to date on what all the girlies are doing)

Click it, fool!

Speaking of FOUNDRY CAMS check out what WE got from GISELE:
The lovely blonde Gisele, who you have seen in dozens of FOUNDRY CAMS videos, is back at it once again with a hosed-down FoundryMusic T-shirt, high heels, and very little else on. She's shaking her perfectly-formed hiney to FOUNDRY's "Ain't Like You" from the RETOOLED album, mixed by Rich DeCicco and featuring our buddy Rob Balducci on guitar. Thanks as always to Jon for the editing.

Buy FOUNDRY: Retooled now at Amazon:



Watch Video. Click Photo. Enjoy Gisele. Simple, right? (you'd be shocked how many people fuck that up)

...and that, friends... is the way to make salsa in woodchipper.

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

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Your mom is on a car hood, new TWITTER accounts, STRYPER is praying (again), Lots of Green Lantern footage, OZZY cooks breakfast, VINCE NEIL jams with STEEL PANTHER, New Gisele video

Let's remind you of some important shit, shall we?
You follow US on twitter and we follow YOU on twitter. Simple enough, right?
- Follow this one and we'll keep you up to date on all the children we abdut...KIDDING!
- Now Follow this one (we'll keep you up to date on what all the girlies are doing)

We're not normally the types of guys to nitpick, but if you came home to find your wife in HEELS on your Corvette...

Would you toss her ass out? Cuz... you know we'll take her... our car is a piece of crap-ola.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Same as your face, teeth, hairline, breath...we could go on, but you'd kill yourself)

We thought STRYPER was done with all the God and prayer stuff:

We were wrong. Totally. This was in Baltimore. Poor Baltimore

Don't know STRYPER? Click that. At least it's a covers album.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(Unlike your breath, which smells like fourteen acres of shit)

What's this? FOUR minutes of Green Lantern? Yeah, yeah, we know. It's a few days old. Quit busting our balls:
Green Lantern minigun??? YES! Oh what WILL those wacky Hollwood folks think of next?

Maybe this? Hmm?

Kelly Ripa has a wax statue at Madamme Tussade's...

We want to know what it looks like with its teeth punched in.

Zoe Britton and Avery Adams are nude, friendly, and they have purple appliances! (FreakShow Planet)

Bullz-Eye.com's 2011 MLB Season Preview (Bullz-Eye)

Sydney Barlette is from Houston... or so we gather from her shirt. (z0d)

Breanne Bensen has a flower in her hair and NOTHING on her hiney (Daily Niner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry your breath is as bad as your voice. Here's the number of a good vocal trainer. Go wipe your ass with it.)

A semi-bloated VINCE NEIL joined the almighty STEEL PANTHER on stage in Las Vegas for a little song called "Live Wire"

Shockingly, Vince was hitting most of the notes... with the obligatory two hot blondes waiting in the wings...OOOF COURSE.

And in a classic scene from The Decline of Western Civilization Part II-The Metal Years, we have a rather lucid-sounding OZZY OSBOURNE cooking breakfast in his home. MMMM...bacon

We'll say it again... MMmmm...bacon.
BEST. DOCUMENTARY. EVER. Don't even TRY arguing this one.

Then guys in the reunited ANTHRAX cranked out a new song (well "new" in the sense that the last time they recorded it was with former singer Dan Nelson):

"Fight 'em till you can't fight 'em"? Isn't that a bit of an oxy-moron? Or do they mean, "Fight 'em 'til you die. That sounds fairly unpleasant.

If you're a fan of '80's thrash, there's NO reason you shouldn't have this video. NO reason.

Facelifts are let's face it, necessary...and FOUNDRY CAMS was no exception to that rule, so we did this:

We totally revamped FOUNDRY CAMS, with a new domain, hotter girls, lower prices, and a better user experience. So far, the response has beeen HUGE. Check it out:


and if you feel like following us on Twitter (we'll keep you up to date on what all the girlies are doing)

Click it, fool!

Speaking of FOUNDRY CAMS check out what WE got from GISELE:
The lovely blonde Gisele, who you have seen in dozens of FOUNDRY CAMS videos, is back at it once again with a hosed-down FoundryMusic T-shirt, high heels, and very little else on. She's shaking her perfectly-formed hiney to FOUNDRY's "Ain't Like You" from the RETOOLED album, mixed by Rich DeCicco and featuring our buddy Rob Balducci on guitar. Thanks as always to Jon for the editing.

Buy FOUNDRY: Retooled now at Amazon:



Watch Video. Click Photo. Enjoy Gisele. Simple, right? (you'd be shocked how many people fuck that up)

...and that, friends... is the way to make cookies with a cement mixer.

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Make yourself a Holiday Hottie, Don't make professor Talbert Angry, Green Lantern Trailer, Katie Price Comeback New videos from RATT and DISTURBED, Waking up with Wendy 4, Samantha Blake and Sabrina Maree

So, you've had a few kids, you're getting older, and you figure "What the heck, I'm gonna eat a whole cake, right?

WRONG. See the woman below? Seven months ago she was pregnant with that baby. She just won 2nd place in a figure model competition<

Nothing special, just the right diet and the right workout plan. If she can do it, YOU can too...and for a limited time, you can do it really cheap, too!

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(But your sense of aim really sucks. How hard IS it to blow your brains out when you're drunk?)

Professor Talbert teaches HA 1174 at Cornell University. Professor Talbert gets angry when students yawn in his class.

Don't make Professor Talbert Angry. You wouldn't like him when he's angry. Hell, you might not like him even when he's NOT angry. He might be kins of a prick, ya never know.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

The first trailer for Ryan Reynolds' sarcasm-laced version of GREEN LANTERN has hit the web, and it's pretty much what you'd expect:

Green. Very, very GREEN.

Who cares about Katie Price? Umm, WE DO! (Drunken Stepfather)

Especially if you've seen some of the Katie Price Uncensored Nude Video that we've seen. Oh, you'd sure as hell care

Unnecessary Liaisons: 15 TV Couplings That Never Should Have Happened (Bullz-Eye)

No matter how many times Sandee Westgate touches her no-no spot, it's always like the first time EVER (FreakShow Planet)

Cody Milo knows where her underwear goes... on the floor (z0d)

Lupe Fuentes is the next really big thing in smut... it's not like she's extremely seductive and sexy...oh wait, she IS (Dailyniner)


I'M SORRY:
(Someday... Love will find you... break those chains that...oh wait, no it won't, asshole.)

Them Chicago boys in DISTURBED have a new video out for "The Animal", and it's... well, disturbing:

They're cannibalizing a young lady and promoting Asylum (Limited Edition)(CD/DVD). Boy, being a rock star sure looks nifty, don't it?

It sure does, Harvey. It sure DOES.

The new RATT video for "Eat me Up Alive" sounds a hell of a lot better than the same song in Oswego a few months back:

Pearcy even looks like he's having a little fun out there, doesn't he? Infestation isn't a bad album in all honesty.

AND from RATT the band we move to RACKS of boobs!

Waking up next to a very topless very sexy Wendy 4 looks fun, don't it?

Yeah, well if you're into large-breasted hotness with walnut brains...and who isn't?

The sensual Samantha Blake...err, Buxton...err, whatever is relieving herself of her pesky clothes.

and she's got the kind of booty you could eat corn flakes off of. If that's your thing.

Her name is Carmen Croft and she's soaping up her huge Czech boobs in the shower.

That, friends...is ALL the information you need

Her name is Sabrina Maree and she HAAAAATES tight underwear.

Thank goodness hers comes off quickly for easy diddling

Chad Smith (RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS, CHICKENFOOT) and his funk-rock band, CHAD SMITH's BOMBASTIC MEATBATS (Jeff Kollman, Kevin Chown, Ed Roth, and of course, Chad Smith) just dropped a new album titled 'More Meat' and they were saintly enough to give us the track "The Gunboat is On!"... we thought it only appropriate to have our own brown-haired, brown-eyed, BISEXUAL FOUDNRY CAMS babe Natasha do up a video for them. What you see here, folks, is the fruits of that



Click Natasha's Nicely-formed Hiney. then regain your composure and click on on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Natasha LIVE...and Naked... (YOU naked, HER naked, it's all good)
Of course, once you cool off a little, carry your carcass on over to FOUNDRY CAMS where you can chat with Natasha LIVE on cam for hours on end.

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass-salad of funs....

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

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Paintball Gun Freakout, Green Hornet Trailer, Mystery MILF Nips, METALLICA, MEGADETH, SLAYER, ANTHRAX together in Bulgaria, New OZZY Video, Julia Bond, Harmony Paxson get Naked

The air is crisp, the drinks are flowing, and the air is just right for Humping! (you know, because of the whole Wednesday/Hump Day thing)

Find the closest promiscuous co-worker and have an inter-office fling. You don't want to be the only person not having an affair, do you?

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your work ethic. Calling out again, eh?)

Everyone say hi to Nikki. She got a paintball gun as a graduation gift:

Freakout in 3,2,1...aaaand GO!

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

The trailer for the new GREEN HORNET film starring Seth Rogen is online:

Meh. Good? Maybe. 3D? For sure. Kato? Chinese. Will we like it? Who knows. Let's wait for trailer #2.

Lady Gaga Wore Stupid Boots and Fell Down (WWTDD)


Which pop-princess MILF has perky nips? (Drunken Stepfather)

OK, here's a li'l hint... her last name USED to rhyme with 'Shmederline'

Seven Sex Stats That Should Make You Feel Better About Yourself (The Campus Socialite)

Jayden Cole is Showing off her... *ahem*...hole (Freakshow Planet)

A chat with Billy West - voice actor from Futurama (Bullz-Eye)

Is Mickey Rooney Behind @MickeyRooney on Twitter? (URLesque)

Czech Rugby Ad Running During Soccer World Cup (Video Gone Viral)

Charlie Laine Gives Herself a Milk Bath in the Bathroom...stall, that is. (Dailyniner)

Five Cool Recent Medical Advances You May Not Of Heard About (UPROXX)

What's the opposite of 'shy'? - it's Lindsey Meadows (z0d)

When Passengers Go Nuts -- 5 Airplane Rides Gone Bad (The Bachelor Guy)

The 30 Greatest Kids’ Cereals of All Time (Gunaxin)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your time in the cool kids club is dwindling... tick tock, tick tock, tick tock...)

In honor of his new album, Scream, we've got OZZY OSBOURNE's new video:

OZZY is going on tour for 18 months to promote this new album - get your tickets NOW!

Hell must have frozen over, because that's METALLICA, MEGADETH, SLAYER, and ANTHRAX on stage together:

That's the hap-hap-happies bunch of headbangers playing DIAMOND HEAD's "Am I Evil" in Bulgaria.

Gimme a 'B'! ... Gimme a 'oobies'...What's that spell?

Julia Bond's Butt is all oiled up. Hopefully she's not counting on BP to clean up the mess:

To see what happens to that oily rump, check out BIG WET ASSES 11 - On Demand Now!

Busty Blond Twistys Treat Harmony Paxson is falling out of her tight blue dress:

...and that's the only way we want to see her.

aaaand we have another beautiful busty blond babe shakin' her hiney in a FoundryMusic shirt...

Busty blond beautiful Bobbia makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut in this clip featuring music by Sweden's CRASHDIET:


CLick Bobbia's Booty, damn you!!

Nice, right? Cam up with Bobbia at FOUNDRY CAMS and try to charm her out of her shorts

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.