Tuesday Links: Swing Set Faceplant, Pancaked Peugeot, TRON Legacy Trailer, Midgets at the Beach, B.S. Rozlyn Papa Sex Tape, Nashville Pussy in France

THAT's TERRIBLE:

(but your attitude stinks. You need an adjustment...with a hammer)

This young Russian girl wishes she NEVER got on the swings this morning:




and who the hell builds a swingset that goes all the way around in a circle like that?

The driver of this pancaked Peugeot 406 doesn't think there's anything wrong with a one-dimensional vehicle:




except for the fact that opening and closing that driver-side door is probably a real bitch.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

The new trailer for TRON LEGACY is online and it's filled with warm, gooey, geeky goodness:



The digital de-aging of Jeff Bridges looks like it's going to be pretty badass. Fucking TRON, maaaaaan!.

Little People Big World Goes to the Beach (Drunken Stepfather)



People with midget fetishes should stop fooling themsleves and watch midget porn...not this TLC stuff.





The Bachelor Sex Tape is Total BS (WWTDD)



But if you're into Blonde girls and black guys...there's plenty of them online to go around.



Girl Next Door: Aubrey Leedy (Bullz-Eye)



Ashley Brookes has Legs and Looks and... well, you know... (FreakshowPlanet)



Get the Girl: Picking up girls at Spring Break/the Beach (The Campus Throne)



Iveta...weird ass name...sexy-as-hell body. Naked. Outside. (z0d)



"One For the Horse": The Birth and Evolution of the Modern Shot Glass (The Bachelor Guy)



Shay Laren and her massive breasts can't wait to get out of that dress (Dailyniner)



Chef makes cheese out of wife's breast milk (Asylum)



The 20 Worst Saturday Morning Cartoons (Heavy)



Brooklyn Decker For Bare Necessities (Don Chavez)



Best Buy Manager: Chat Roulette (College Humor)





I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that you have to seduce mentally challenged young girls in order to get laid. Sad. So so sad)

They go by the name of NASHVILLE PUSSY:



But they're playing in France. We're SO not good at Geography.

PLAYBOY's Amy Leigh Andrews can't wait to get out of that pesky pink dress



Who needs all that pesky fabric when you can just go Commando. We're with you, Amy.

Priya Anjali Rai is the sexiest Indian woman we have ever seen:



Granted, we don't see that many Indian women... but Priya is by far the sexiest ... one... we have seen.

This fine piece of breastacular blond-ness is Bailey Kline:



Why are we showing you THIS photo? It's the only still-frame resembling "subtle" we could find.

In honor of Carmen's new solo site check out this old school FOUNDRY CAMS video we dug up:







CLICK ON CARMEN's BREASTACULAR BODY... like, umm...now.

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Thursday Links: Low Cost Dentistry, Baldwin Daughter Gets Revenge, Ginger Spice is looking Old, John Mayer is Sorry, Ted Nugent Is Patriotic

THAT's TERRIBLE:

No money for dental insurance? No Problem!




Just get a big-ass brick, a piece of string, and hold yer breath...

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(but if you keep making that pouty face, it's going to stay that way)





Ginger Spice Got Old, didn't she? (Drunken Stepfather)



...we prefer to remember the Ginger Spice...aka Geri Halliwell who used to make big boob topless videos





Ireland Baldwin has gotten her revenge...mwahahahaha! (WWTDD)



...and since we're total filthbags, let's all stare lovingly at nude pictures of her mother, Kim Basinger.



Blast From the Past Model: Meriah Nelson (Bullz-Eye)



Brandi Bryant Breaks out her Boobs and Booty (FreakshowPlanet)



Top Ten Bear Stories You Need to Know About (Gunaxin)



Colleen Connolly Can't Keep her Clothes On (z0d)



Ten signs your friend is a terrible wingman (The Campus Throne)



Irena and her heavy natural boobs hanging out on the Dock



6 Great Songs Written About Drugs (Afro Jacks)



T-Shirt War! (daveandthomas)



5 Valentine's Day Cards Inspired by the Jersey Shore (CollegeHumor)



Animated Dinasaur Sex? Yes Please (Warming Glow)



10 Rejected Wii Accessories (Comedy)



10 Things You Didn't know about the Brat Pack (MovieFone)



I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that have successfully managed to alienate everyone who has ever tried to help you. Well done, fella!)

Our buddy our friend JOHN MAYER made a tearful apology during his Nashville comment last night:



He's sorry for all those things he said in PLAYBOY recently.

Outspoken conservative and all-around badass TED NUGENT banged out the National Anthem in Texas:



No animals were bow-hunted during the making of this video.

Those dandy fellas in BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE are releasing a new CD in the Spring:



This is the new single "Your Betrayal", and it goes out to radio on March 8.

From bands to breasticles, here's Hungarian hotness Dorothy Green:



Her bikini fell off. No it didn't. She took it off. Seriously. She meant to.

This amazingly fit babe is PLAYBOY's Jessica DeCarlo:



She has NO problem walking around bare-assed, letting guys take photos of it....and we have NO problem with that

WHo IS this large-breasted European blond? Why, it's none other than Katerina, that's who!



She's having a very hard time keeping her boulders in that boulder-holder...and that's just the start of this dirty girl's fun

Our FOUNDRY CAMS girl Brooke made us a finger-licking video. Rob Balducci sent us his new track "Choke". Together, they look like this:






Click on Brooke's Body, crack a beverage, and forget whatever you had planned for the day. she'll be online when you get done mopping up.

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?


FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing



Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates



be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep



We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.



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FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Wednesday Links: Mid-week affairs and the Dancing Bear, Electrocuted Exploded Watermelon, Link Love, EUROPE acoustic, METALLICA and LEMMY LIVE in Nashville, Megan Fox Lesbian Kiss

Happy Hump day, folks... now go hump an attractive co-worker.

Pay no mind to those creepy HR people... They're probably boning in the supply closet too...when they're not reprimanding YOU for doing it.

For you guys who think that the girl in the cubicle next to you is too pure for that kind of thing... make room for the Dancing Bear.

He's fearless and he'll take on the whole secretarial pool...his fuzzy hands will be all over their asses.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

What do you get when you cross a watermelon with a high-voltage capacitor?

A Goddamn exploded watermelon. Now don't ask stupid questions.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(But your condescending mouth is, so shut up before someone nails your lips shut)

Megan Fox in Rolling Stone magazine *picks up jaw from floor* (Drunken Stepfather) ...and here's Megan Fox getting all naked and stuff

Faye Reagan... Looks better than Ronald Reagan naked. (Daily Niner)

On the Mike: 2009 MTV Video Music Awards (Bullz-Eye)

Samantha Hill Peels off Her Purple Bikini (z0d)

Lawns of the Future: 9 Sci-Fi Lawn and Garden Tools (Funnycrave)

The Best Hip-Hop Memes -- When Rap Humor Goes Viral (Street Level)

NFL Players Mentor Troubled Detroit Lions (Dave & Thomas)

Annette Dawn...we could stare at her from dusk till Dawn (Freakshow Planet)

Sons Of Anarchy: Just The Badass Parts (Warming Glow)

Bottle Discipline: The Boy Scout (atom)

Who Is Hotter - NFL Cheerleader Edition (Tastybooze)

Hot Girls + Violins = Awesome SYSTEM OF A DOWN cover (College Humor)

Today in Samurai News (Recall)

Concussion Can't Stop the Breakdancer (Break)

What your favorite fighter says about you (Cage Potato)

The Sexy Dance That Got Maria Jose Lopez Fired (DJMICK)

I'M SORRY:
(Actually, we're not sorry. You suck at life, and you'll die lonely and broke)

Presenting the ONLY reason to go see Jennifer's Body this weekend: the Megan Fox lesbian kiss!

Excuse us, the Megan Fox / Amanda Seyfried Lesbian Kiss.

Take a look at 22 year-old, sexy Czech Perla:

Her lingerie is see-through, but not transparent enough, apparently. She drops it like a bad habit.

It's The Final Countdown...almost... with EUROPE, unplugged on Swedish TV:

Joey Tempest, Mic Michaeli, and John Norum perform "New Love In Town" and their older hit "Superstitious".

Aww shit, Lemmy Kilmister jumped on stage at the Sommet Center in Nashville to jam with METALLICA - who are touring now:

Get those Goddamn METALLICA tickets!

Now let's all lust after the ladies of FOUNDRY CAMS, like Maiya, Sweet Victoria, Kyra, and a slew of others grinding their asses in a Grinhouse-style tribute to our buds in SCUM OF THE EARTH:

CLICK ON MAIYA, DAMN YOU!

(and now to recap... for the people with frontal labotomies. US included.)

Take a break from boning your roommate's fiancé and check what we added to the MEDIA SECTION:

METALLICA and MOTÖRHEAD's Lemmy Kilmister LIVE in Nashville
Perla Peels Off Her Lace Lingerie
Watermelon vs. High Voltage Capacitor
Megan Fox and Amanda Seyfried Lesbian Kiss
EUROPE: 'New Love In Town' and 'Superstitious' Acoustic Live

 

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