MILF sunbathing, Street Fight knock-out, CONAN teaser, SUPER 8 trailer, ELECTRIC BOYS still relevant, OVERKILL still flipping the bird, Brand-Spanking-new Bree Olson video!

We're not ones to complain, and we're certainly not going to start now:

Tell your mom to keep posting pics of herself like this in those online personals... we'd like to take her out for a malted.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your dumpster-sized ass. Happy birthday, here's a treadmill)

Awww shit, son, you got knocked the F-...:

oh whatever, you know how it goes. Thuds.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(Unlike your waist size, which seems to increase weekly)

The teaser trailer for CONAN: The Barbarian is online, and Conan looks a little leaner:

... and he seems to speakoo better Engrish. Yeah, we know. Asian? We didn't know how to type out mock-Austrian.

Oh, and the trailer for SUPER 8 is online, and we STILL don't know what this movie is about:

Is it about aliens? Is it about trains? Is it about Steven Spielberg and JJ Abrams wanking each other off? Someone fill us in, dammit!

Jenny McCarthy still looks hot in a bikini... dayum

C'mon... find a flaw! Find a FLAW! Smell it! Smell it! wait, we got off track there for a sec. (Drunken Stepfather)

aaaand while you're smelling it (wait, sorry)...enjoy Jenny McCarthy sans-clothing... you know you want to (Mr. Skin)

Cody Milo is the only person with the name 'Milo' we want to see naked (FreakShow Planet)

DVD Review: The Fighter (Bullz Eye)

Brittany Barbour is Barely dressed...and is just the way we likes 'er (z0d)

Clara and Laetitia... smell the foot! Smell the foot!!! (Daily Niner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry your left tit is obnoxiously larger than your right one Why dontcha get that fixed, honey?)

It's nice to know that 80's stripper anthems are just as timeless as the Star Spangled Banner:

C'mon! Who DOESN'T remember "All Lips N Hips" by ELECTRIC BOYS in your local strip club? Oh please, we cannot be the only ones.

Blitz and the guys in OVERKILL have a nic heartfelt message to give to you all:

We dont' care what you say, so ... walk in an orderly fashion toward the door..oooor. Indidentally, Blitz needs a sandwich

PHIL ANSELMO is still milking the PANTERA cow...is that even a phrase???:

Regardles... he might want to come up with some more songs, you know?

Who wants to see a few videos from the O&A show that we never ever ever put online? Yeah, we thought so. OK, here's some nature footage.

Heh. Gotcha.

Kayden Kross is a good egg who takes off her clothes...

...and gives lap-dances in-studio. 'Nuff said. There's LOTS more where that came from, Charlie.

There's a young lady in the news a LOT, lately. Her name is Bree Olson. Well, she used to do the O&A Show all the time.

This is Bree and Kayden Kross using a sex toy we got from Adam & Eve...for 50% off... damn!.

Switching gears (kind of)... let's lookee here...

If Emma Ink looks familiar, that's because she's been in other

Watch the vid. Get all excited... then get yourself on over to Emma-Ink.com and watch Emma LIVE, on webcam, getting naked and dirty just for you. (and we do mean JUST for you, because she'll do the private VIP thing if you want)




...and that, friends... is the way to impress a gal on a first dateway to make a greek salad.

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Friday Links: Reunited Rockers, Drunken DeVito, Tripping Dizee Rascall, Train vs. Car, Lesbian Love, and Luscious Latinas

It's Friday. Get outside and fornicate with a friendly neighbor or co-worker. Screw 'Miller time'...it's 'affair time'

Remember the ELECTRIC BOYS? They wrote that strip club anthem All Lips N Hips...

Hellooooo 1990!


Hellooo 2009 ... yeah, they got back together.

NEW MUSIC HEADLINES: Get the latest on ANVIL, AC/DC, BRET MICHAELS and More in the Latest Music Headlines

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Oh Danny DeVito, we appreciate your attempt to look drunk at 8am.

Buuuut nobody bought it. A for effort, though!

'Scuse me, sir? That would be a train moving in front of you...

Ya might wanna apply the brakes.

This is Dizzee Rascall. He's an English Rapper/Hip-hop artist...

He fallded off the stage when he was performing his song "Road Rage".

That's Not-So Terrible:
(Because we yelled at it)

Paris and Nikki Hilton show off their asses...from the front (Honestly, when is Paris Hilton Going to make another porno?)

How to Hack Flash Games

40 Pictures Of Roadside Dentists In Asia

Super Awesome Ridiculous Insurance Commercial

5 Movies That Cause Grown Men to Choke Back Tears

Top 10 fringe benefits of sports blogging

That stripper is somebody's daughter

The Most Disturbing Animals on Earth

Gratuitous Hot chicks and Beers Collection

5 Worst Facebook Applications

I'M SORRY:
(So sorry that your girlfriend won't let you in through the back door)

This, kids... is a photo shoot with Kelle Marie and Sunny Leone.

We call this piece of art "Lesbian Lick-Fest".

And this lovely piece of Latina fluff is Cierra Spice.

She's Umm...getting Clean in the hot Tub.

Her name is Karima. That's about all we know about her

That's all we NEED to know, too. Hi Karima...wanna go out for a malted?

Our lovely ladies of FOUNDRY CAMS Nyli, Countess, Layla, Deliliah, Jess Klein, Aurora, and Gianna all sent in some outstanding videos of themselves in their official FoundryMusic shirts. TANTRIC sent us their brand new single "Mind Control". We sent everything to our editor, and what we got back was one of the most drool-inducing video clips we have ever been associated with.



CLICK THE PIC TO SEE THE GIRLS LOSE CONTROL

Once you recuperate from humping your neighbor's wife, you should really chec out the MEDIA SECTION, where you'll find:

Female Fitness Model Brittany Thorsch Gets Naked
Dizzee Rascal Falls Off Stage While Performing in the UK
Station Wagon VS Slow-Moviing Train
Cierra Spice In The Outdoor Hot Tub
Kelle Marie and Sunny Leone Lesbian Lick-Fest Photo Shoot
Karima Naked On The Porch
Danny DeVito Acting Drunk During TV Interview
ELECTRIC BOYS: All Lips N Hips LIVE on Sweden's TV4

 

These are some of the many social networking programs we're linked up with, so JOIN US, won't you?

Posterous: FOUNDRY
Twitter: FoundryMusic (you can get updates to your cell phone here as well)
MySpace: FoundryMusic
NING: FoundryMusic
FRIEND FEED: FoundryMusic
FUBAR: FoundryMusic
Facebook: FoundryMusic
Break.com: NSFW videos (we put all the dirty vids in one location)
Vidilife: FoundryMusic (updated daily)
LiveVideo: FoundryMusic (updated daily)

 

Posted via web from foundry's posterous