Danny Trejo and 'MACHETE', Edward Norton and 'The Avengers', WARRANT and Some New Guy, KID ROCK and 80 thousand NJ Boneheads, Gianna Michaels, Angelina Valentine, and their oily torsos

Happy. Umm. Monday? Wipe thr crusties from your eyes, and politely tell the two married women on either side of the bed to gather up their things

Someone is bound to be looking for them, and the weekend of debauchery you just had is all done. Well, until next weekend.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not half as terrible as your halitosis. Have a mint, dragon-breath)

Will MACHETE propel Danny Trejo into super-stardom?

Honestly? Probably not. Will we go see it? Absolutely. Hail Danny Trejo!

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Edward Norton Got Fired from 'The Avengers' (WWTDD)


Kim Kardashian's Butt isn't getting any Smaller (Drunken Stepfather)

As usual, we'll use the above photo as an excuse to promote Kim Kardashian's sex tape... You know, the one she did with Ray J...

A Guide to Disney’s Horrible Female Role Models (feat. Photo Evidence) (UPROXX)

Rene Perez is one Seriously Spicy Li'l Meatball (Freakshow Planet)

Girl Next Door: Taylor O'Connor (Bullz-Eye)

The Incredible Bendy Bike (URLesque)

Sex Tips From Olivia Munn (Asylum)

Mary Queen. Rhymes with Dairy Queen. Her Bikini is awful. Thank God she's taking it off (Dailyniner)

Career Suicide: Ten Awful Celebrity Rants (Part I) (Campus Socialite)

Joanne has a GIANT new sex toy (z0d)

Sexy Women of the LPGA (FunnyCrave)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your hopes and dreams have been crushed like so many empty beer cans)

Remember the hair band WARRANT? All of the original members are back, minus Jani Lane. Robet Mason is singing with them now:

Gee, who do you think the problem in that band was? C'mon... this isn't a difficult one, kids.

His name is KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK!

He opened up the Giants Stadium BON JOVI the other day, and attempted to explain what "Bawitaba" means to 80,000 New Jersey Meatheads. It didn't work.

From Really big bands... to really big... you guessed it! Boobs!

You've heard of Gianna Michaels (and if you haven't, then shame on you):

This is Gianna Michaels oiling up her chest in a scene from 'Big Wet Tits 4'... *Applause*

Sticking with the 'Big Wet' theme, this is our favorite new plaything, Angelina Valentine:

Who must have VERY dry skin, because in this clip from BIG WET TITS 7 ...she's lubing up her chest with more oil than it takes to lube your old man's Ford.

From establised boobs to newer boobs... or 'noobs', petite, young Ariel Rebel is dancing in her underwear... much like you do when no one is looking:

only when SHE does it full-blown bisexuality tends to break out... and when you do it... the neighbors tend to freak out.

aaaaand what would an update from us be without a beautiful young lady from FOUNDRY CAMS shaking her ass to rock music, which happens to be from DROWNING POOL this time:


Stare into Shanelle's eyes... only for a moment, then Head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and Chat with Shanelle LIVE...and nekkid (her, not you...genius)

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

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We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Friday Links: Reunited Rockers, Drunken DeVito, Tripping Dizee Rascall, Train vs. Car, Lesbian Love, and Luscious Latinas

It's Friday. Get outside and fornicate with a friendly neighbor or co-worker. Screw 'Miller time'...it's 'affair time'

Remember the ELECTRIC BOYS? They wrote that strip club anthem All Lips N Hips...

Hellooooo 1990!


Hellooo 2009 ... yeah, they got back together.

NEW MUSIC HEADLINES: Get the latest on ANVIL, AC/DC, BRET MICHAELS and More in the Latest Music Headlines

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Oh Danny DeVito, we appreciate your attempt to look drunk at 8am.

Buuuut nobody bought it. A for effort, though!

'Scuse me, sir? That would be a train moving in front of you...

Ya might wanna apply the brakes.

This is Dizzee Rascall. He's an English Rapper/Hip-hop artist...

He fallded off the stage when he was performing his song "Road Rage".

That's Not-So Terrible:
(Because we yelled at it)

Paris and Nikki Hilton show off their asses...from the front (Honestly, when is Paris Hilton Going to make another porno?)

How to Hack Flash Games

40 Pictures Of Roadside Dentists In Asia

Super Awesome Ridiculous Insurance Commercial

5 Movies That Cause Grown Men to Choke Back Tears

Top 10 fringe benefits of sports blogging

That stripper is somebody's daughter

The Most Disturbing Animals on Earth

Gratuitous Hot chicks and Beers Collection

5 Worst Facebook Applications

I'M SORRY:
(So sorry that your girlfriend won't let you in through the back door)

This, kids... is a photo shoot with Kelle Marie and Sunny Leone.

We call this piece of art "Lesbian Lick-Fest".

And this lovely piece of Latina fluff is Cierra Spice.

She's Umm...getting Clean in the hot Tub.

Her name is Karima. That's about all we know about her

That's all we NEED to know, too. Hi Karima...wanna go out for a malted?

Our lovely ladies of FOUNDRY CAMS Nyli, Countess, Layla, Deliliah, Jess Klein, Aurora, and Gianna all sent in some outstanding videos of themselves in their official FoundryMusic shirts. TANTRIC sent us their brand new single "Mind Control". We sent everything to our editor, and what we got back was one of the most drool-inducing video clips we have ever been associated with.



CLICK THE PIC TO SEE THE GIRLS LOSE CONTROL

Once you recuperate from humping your neighbor's wife, you should really chec out the MEDIA SECTION, where you'll find:

Female Fitness Model Brittany Thorsch Gets Naked
Dizzee Rascal Falls Off Stage While Performing in the UK
Station Wagon VS Slow-Moviing Train
Cierra Spice In The Outdoor Hot Tub
Kelle Marie and Sunny Leone Lesbian Lick-Fest Photo Shoot
Karima Naked On The Porch
Danny DeVito Acting Drunk During TV Interview
ELECTRIC BOYS: All Lips N Hips LIVE on Sweden's TV4

 

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Tuesday Opie and Anthony Links: Danny McBride In Studio, New Boobs On RateMyWOW, Make your own Christian Bale Remix, New O&A Wallpaper, New Videos!

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Friday Opie and Anthony Links: The Return of Jim Breuer, Bob Saget, Dru Boogie, BOOYAH video, Sam's WWE Summer Slam Contest, New Videos Online

LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE AND ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)

It's the Friday before a week-long vacation and the Opie and Anthony Show is in high spirits to say the least. First off, we welcome back Jim Breuer with open arms to the show. After his performance at the Traveling Virus, he's rejoining the fray on-air with the crew.

Our old buddy, Mr. Danny Tanner himself...Bob Saget will be calling in to promote his The Comedy Central Roast of Bob Saget, which airs Sunday August 17th at 10pm EST.

Remember folks, if you want to see any of these people LIVE, in-studio... all's youze gots to do is log into Paltalk now and check out the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room, and you might even catch a glimpse of Jim or Opie picking their respective noses.

'BOOYAH!' VIDEO CLIP: Yes, it's a catchprase, and it's also a pretty Goddamn sick video that we saw when Patrice Oneal was in studio, and we know where it is...along with some other foulness Patrice gets off on:



BOO YAH! - aka - 'Dog In A Bathtub' - only at Blacks On Blondes

Ghetto Gaggers

Black Market Pass (links to a bunch of sites)

My Mom's Fucking Blackzilla

Justin Slayer Video (we spoke to Justin Slayer at the Adult Video Convention in '05)

Go Watch the video of the Blind O&A Fan who got his Laptop Stolen

Sam's WWE Summer Slam Contest: It's going down TODAY, and one lucky bastard is going to win a trip to WWE SUMMER SLAM - FULL CONTEST DETAILS HERE

...now here's a self-serving and totally unrelated segue....check out this madness... (truth be told, we were getting a lot of Email from young women asking if these were on sale anywhere...and interestingly enough, they ARE)

CLICK THE PIC TO GET THEM NOW!

... and look who's WEARING one of these fine shirts...

The petite (not to mention bisexual) Danni Davis (click to read her profile) from Foundry Cams sent us a brand-spanking-new video:





CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH DANNI's NEW VIDEO

...and of course if looking at half-nude 20-something young ladies is enough to pitch your tent...Well, there's a place JUST FOR YOU.

We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the one you're hearing the naughty ads for? Now you know. Go investigate.

Look, we know how much you love that big stack of buttery waffles, but pick your head up for a minute and check out what we added to the MEDIA SECTION, including:



Angel Cassidy Rolling Around Topless On Her Bed

Pool Prank Gone Wrong

Crane Operator Drops Huge Air Conditioning Unit

Danielle and Her Floating Boobs

Heidi Wheeler Topless Outdoor Photo Shoot

Armed Russian Cop Passes Out On Subway

Petra Shows off Her Natural Pale Bosoms

dboots - The Delusional Rainbow Conspiracy Lady

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Thursday Opie and Anthony Links: Robert Kelly, Mike Birbiglia, Lewis Black, TJ Miller, BOOYAH video, Win a Trip to WWE Summer Slam, New Videos Online

LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE AND ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)

It's going to be a busy busy Thursday today on the Opie and Anthony Radio POgram. We have a ton of funny hanging with the crew today, Starting off with our pal Robert Kelly, who is going to be at the Treehouse Comedy Club in Trumbull, CT this weekend.

And as long as he's in studio, let's give him a li'l plug...Robert Kelly has a new CD/DVD called Just The Tip, and it's in stores NOW!



Click the pic to order it now!

Also coming in to hang will be our buddy Mike Birbiglia, who is coming to a town near YOU (click for tickets!)

...and since he's hanging with us, we'll plug his DVD. Click the image below to get Mike's new DVD, Mike Birbiglia: What I Should Have Said Was Nothing - Tales From My Secret Public Journal:

As if that wasn't enough, our old friend and ranting lunatic comedian buddy Lewis Black will be joining us for a bit before he darts off to his next comedy gig. Lewis is ON TOUR NOW (Click for tickets!)

Finally, our pal from CLOVERFIELD, actor and comedian TJ Miller is going to be hanging out with the show...and we stress hanging out, because he might not get a word in edgewise.

Remember folks, if you want to see any of these people LIVE, in-studio... all's youze gots to do is log into Paltalk now and check out the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room, and you might even catch a glimpse of Jim or Opie picking their respective noses.

'BOOYAH!' VIDEO CLIP: Yes, it's a catchprase, and it's also a pretty Goddamn sick video that we saw when Patrice Oneal was in studio, and we know where it is...along with some other foulness Patrice gets off on:



BOO YAH! - aka - 'Dog In A Bathtub' - only at Blacks On Blondes

Ghetto Gaggers

Black Market Pass (links to a bunch of sites)

My Mom's Fucking Blackzilla

Justin Slayer Video (we spoke to Justin Slayer at the Adult Video Convention in '05)

Go Watch the video of the Blind O&A Fan who got his Laptop Stolen

Win a Trip to WWE Summer Slam: We've got a contest going on all week, and you could win a trip to WWE SUMMER SLAM. Just get your own character and wrestling taunts ready and Email 'em over to Sam - FULL CONTEST DETAILS HERE

... now let's change directions rapidly, shall we?

The petite (not to mention bisexual) Danni Davis (click to read her profile) from Foundry Cams sent us a brand-spanking-new video:





CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH DANNI's NEW VIDEO

...and of course if looking at half-nude 20-something young ladies is enough to pitch your tent...Well, there's a place JUST FOR YOU.

We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the one you're hearing the naughty ads for? Now you know. Go investigate.

Look, we know how much you love that big stack of buttery waffles, but pick your head up for a minute and check out what we added to the MEDIA SECTION, including:



Raw Video: Congressman Steve Cohen Shoves Photographer

Lucy Pinder and Lindsey Strutt Topless photo Shoot

Lesbian Kissing Montage

Ants Invading a Personal Computer and Scanner

Kim Basinger In Nine 1/2 Weeks

Amazing Tornado Footage

Science Class Explosion

Lela Star Gets Topless Outdoors

For Your Height Only - Jet Pack Scene

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Wednesday Opie and Anthony Links: Whip 'em Out Wednesday, 'Generation Kill' Cast, Danny McBride, Daniel Gardner, Boobs On Paltalk and RateMyWOW, New A

LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE AND ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)

Happy Whip 'em Out Wednesday, especially to the Wonderful Women of Paltalk, who have been giving us the daily gift of NUDITY ON CAM. Let's not mince words, shall we? Many of these young ladies spend all morning NAKED ON THEIR WEBCAMS, and have no problem being oogled and objectified. (log into Paltalk now and check out the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room to see them now!)

Today on the Opie and Anthony POgram, we'll be hanging with Generation Kill cast members James Ransone and Lee Tergesen about their roles in the series which is Anthony's new favorite. Also stopping by will be Danny McBride from The Foot Fist Way and the upcoming Tropic Thunder (which the crew of the O&A Show saw yesterday). We're also going to meet author Daniel Gardner, who will discuss his book The Science of Fear: Why We Fear the Things We Shouldn't--and Put Ourselves in Greater Danger, so as you can see... it's a busy, busy day.

Remember folks, if you want to see any of these people LIVE, in-studio... all's youze gots to do is log into Paltalk now and check out the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room, and you might even catch a glimpse of Jim or Opie picking their respective noses.

Angry Subway Caller 911 call: You know how when you order a sandwich from your local sandwich shop (like Subway), and they don't make your sandwiches correctly? It makes you mad at hell, doesn't it?


Listen to the angry Subway Sandwich shop caller now!

Go Watch the video of the Blind O&A Fan who got his Laptop Stolen

Now, back to this whole Whip 'em Out Wednesday thing...

If you want to get WOWed, you might need to get your hands on a WOW STICKER. There's a few ways to go about it:
1. GO TO THIS LINK FILL OUT THE FORM, AND WE WILL MAIL YOU ONE.

2. Send a self-addressed, stamped envelope (NOT A SMALL ONE, DUMMIES) to:
The Opie and Anthony Show
WOW Sticker Requests
111 West 57th Street
Suite 500
New York, NY 10019

3. Get yourself an OFFICIAL WOW T-SHIRT!. They come in all sizes, so no matter how many boxes of Twix bars you can wolf down, you can get one that fits you.

CLICK ABOVE (or here) AND GET AN OFFICIAL WOW SHIRT...... and then eat some chocolate cookie bars.

...and while we're on the subject of merchandise plugging....check out this self-serving madness... (truth be told, we were getting a lot of Email from young women asking if these were on sale anywhere...and interestingly enough, they ARE)

CLICK THE PIC TO GET THEM NOW!

...now we show you more boobies...

The petite (not to mention bisexual) Danni Davis (click to read her profile) from Foundry Cams sent us a brand-spanking-new video:





CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH DANNI's NEW VIDEO

...and of course if looking at half-nude 20-something young ladies is enough to pitch your tent...Well, there's a place JUST FOR YOU.

We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the one you're hearing the naughty ads for? Now you know. Go investigate.

...still need more boobies???? Oh the sense of entitlement you people have...

NEW Boobs On RateMyWOW: Every single week, we add another batch of fantastic boobs (some amateur, some professionally photographed) to sister-site RateMyWOW:



RateMyWOW: See All The Magical Boobies!!!

Look, we know how much you love that big stack of buttery waffles, but pick your head up for a minute and check out what we added to the MEDIA SECTION, including:



Eva Mendes Plays with Herself in 'We Own The Night'

Bia and Bianca Feres - Brazilian Sychnronzed Swimming Models

TROPIC THUNDER - 'Never Go Full Retard'

Oregon Deputy Laughs at Fat Man during felony stop

Eva Mendes Plays with Herself in 'We Own The Night'

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