MILF sunbathing, Street Fight knock-out, CONAN teaser, SUPER 8 trailer, ELECTRIC BOYS still relevant, OVERKILL still flipping the bird, Brand-Spanking-new Bree Olson video!

We're not ones to complain, and we're certainly not going to start now:

Tell your mom to keep posting pics of herself like this in those online personals... we'd like to take her out for a malted.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your dumpster-sized ass. Happy birthday, here's a treadmill)

Awww shit, son, you got knocked the F-...:

oh whatever, you know how it goes. Thuds.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(Unlike your waist size, which seems to increase weekly)

The teaser trailer for CONAN: The Barbarian is online, and Conan looks a little leaner:

... and he seems to speakoo better Engrish. Yeah, we know. Asian? We didn't know how to type out mock-Austrian.

Oh, and the trailer for SUPER 8 is online, and we STILL don't know what this movie is about:

Is it about aliens? Is it about trains? Is it about Steven Spielberg and JJ Abrams wanking each other off? Someone fill us in, dammit!

Jenny McCarthy still looks hot in a bikini... dayum

C'mon... find a flaw! Find a FLAW! Smell it! Smell it! wait, we got off track there for a sec. (Drunken Stepfather)

aaaand while you're smelling it (wait, sorry)...enjoy Jenny McCarthy sans-clothing... you know you want to (Mr. Skin)

Cody Milo is the only person with the name 'Milo' we want to see naked (FreakShow Planet)

DVD Review: The Fighter (Bullz Eye)

Brittany Barbour is Barely dressed...and is just the way we likes 'er (z0d)

Clara and Laetitia... smell the foot! Smell the foot!!! (Daily Niner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry your left tit is obnoxiously larger than your right one Why dontcha get that fixed, honey?)

It's nice to know that 80's stripper anthems are just as timeless as the Star Spangled Banner:

C'mon! Who DOESN'T remember "All Lips N Hips" by ELECTRIC BOYS in your local strip club? Oh please, we cannot be the only ones.

Blitz and the guys in OVERKILL have a nic heartfelt message to give to you all:

We dont' care what you say, so ... walk in an orderly fashion toward the door..oooor. Indidentally, Blitz needs a sandwich

PHIL ANSELMO is still milking the PANTERA cow...is that even a phrase???:

Regardles... he might want to come up with some more songs, you know?

Who wants to see a few videos from the O&A show that we never ever ever put online? Yeah, we thought so. OK, here's some nature footage.

Heh. Gotcha.

Kayden Kross is a good egg who takes off her clothes...

...and gives lap-dances in-studio. 'Nuff said. There's LOTS more where that came from, Charlie.

There's a young lady in the news a LOT, lately. Her name is Bree Olson. Well, she used to do the O&A Show all the time.

This is Bree and Kayden Kross using a sex toy we got from Adam & Eve...for 50% off... damn!.

Switching gears (kind of)... let's lookee here...

If Emma Ink looks familiar, that's because she's been in other

Watch the vid. Get all excited... then get yourself on over to Emma-Ink.com and watch Emma LIVE, on webcam, getting naked and dirty just for you. (and we do mean JUST for you, because she'll do the private VIP thing if you want)




...and that, friends... is the way to impress a gal on a first dateway to make a greek salad.

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

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We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Friday Links: Reunited Rockers, Drunken DeVito, Tripping Dizee Rascall, Train vs. Car, Lesbian Love, and Luscious Latinas

It's Friday. Get outside and fornicate with a friendly neighbor or co-worker. Screw 'Miller time'...it's 'affair time'

Remember the ELECTRIC BOYS? They wrote that strip club anthem All Lips N Hips...

Hellooooo 1990!


Hellooo 2009 ... yeah, they got back together.

NEW MUSIC HEADLINES: Get the latest on ANVIL, AC/DC, BRET MICHAELS and More in the Latest Music Headlines

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Oh Danny DeVito, we appreciate your attempt to look drunk at 8am.

Buuuut nobody bought it. A for effort, though!

'Scuse me, sir? That would be a train moving in front of you...

Ya might wanna apply the brakes.

This is Dizzee Rascall. He's an English Rapper/Hip-hop artist...

He fallded off the stage when he was performing his song "Road Rage".

That's Not-So Terrible:
(Because we yelled at it)

Paris and Nikki Hilton show off their asses...from the front (Honestly, when is Paris Hilton Going to make another porno?)

How to Hack Flash Games

40 Pictures Of Roadside Dentists In Asia

Super Awesome Ridiculous Insurance Commercial

5 Movies That Cause Grown Men to Choke Back Tears

Top 10 fringe benefits of sports blogging

That stripper is somebody's daughter

The Most Disturbing Animals on Earth

Gratuitous Hot chicks and Beers Collection

5 Worst Facebook Applications

I'M SORRY:
(So sorry that your girlfriend won't let you in through the back door)

This, kids... is a photo shoot with Kelle Marie and Sunny Leone.

We call this piece of art "Lesbian Lick-Fest".

And this lovely piece of Latina fluff is Cierra Spice.

She's Umm...getting Clean in the hot Tub.

Her name is Karima. That's about all we know about her

That's all we NEED to know, too. Hi Karima...wanna go out for a malted?

Our lovely ladies of FOUNDRY CAMS Nyli, Countess, Layla, Deliliah, Jess Klein, Aurora, and Gianna all sent in some outstanding videos of themselves in their official FoundryMusic shirts. TANTRIC sent us their brand new single "Mind Control". We sent everything to our editor, and what we got back was one of the most drool-inducing video clips we have ever been associated with.



CLICK THE PIC TO SEE THE GIRLS LOSE CONTROL

Once you recuperate from humping your neighbor's wife, you should really chec out the MEDIA SECTION, where you'll find:

Female Fitness Model Brittany Thorsch Gets Naked
Dizzee Rascal Falls Off Stage While Performing in the UK
Station Wagon VS Slow-Moviing Train
Cierra Spice In The Outdoor Hot Tub
Kelle Marie and Sunny Leone Lesbian Lick-Fest Photo Shoot
Karima Naked On The Porch
Danny DeVito Acting Drunk During TV Interview
ELECTRIC BOYS: All Lips N Hips LIVE on Sweden's TV4

 

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Tuesday Opie and Anthony Links: Adam Yauch from BEASTIE BOYS, Lazlow and Grand Theft Auto 4 - Out Today! New O&A Podcast, Old School O&A

LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE and ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)

O&A ANIMATIONS ARE ON iTunes NOW!! (It's Don West selling all kinds of sports oddities...BE DIALING!)

Happy Tuesdee, folks... TuesDEE, as it were. We've got Adam Yauch from the BEASTIE BOYS coming in to talk about his new documentary Gunnin' for That #1 Spot. Also checking in today will be our pal Lazlow, to talk about Grand Theft Auto 4.

...and speaking of GTA4...

Opie and Anthony Staff in Grand Theft Auto IV: Today is the big day, kids!!As you have heard by now, the crew of the O&A Show offered up their voices for the new Grand Theft Auto IV, which is the most visually impressive, exciting game we have EVER seen!

It's available TODAY... Click the GTA4 box to order it online!

Jim Norton's Got TEN CD's Worth Of Material online - order 'The Best Of Jim Norton' on iTunes NOW!

...speaking of our funny friends...

Let's help Robert Kelly climb that list on Amazon! His new CD/DVD release Just The Tip is on sale NOW, so let's all show him some love!


Click the pic to order it now!

OLD SCHOOL OPIE AND ANTHONY VIDEOS: We dug up a whole bunch of wonderful video from the archives for you to drool over:



Porno Chick Humor On The O&A Show

Vivid Girls Cassidey and Raylene play with one another

Rat Eating Extravaganza - Part 1

Rat Eating Extravaganza - Part 2

Rat Eating Extravaganza - Part 3

Rat Eating Extravaganza - Part 4

Patrice Oneal's Favorite Porn: In case you missed Friday's Show (and judging by the Email we're getting, many of you DID), Patrice Oneal was kind enough to show us what kind of adult entertainment he spends money on, and we've been enlightened to the following:



Round And Brown

Ghetto Gaggers

My Mom's Fucking BLACKZILLA

My Daughter's Fucking BLACKZILLA

Opie and Anthony Animation Festival: You Animators better be animatin' for the Opie and Anthony Animation Festival, because the deadline for entries is June 1st...hurry your ass up! The O&A Animation Festival is going to be on June 5th at The Roseland Ballroom in New York City!!

GET ALL THE ANIMATION FESTIVAL DETAILS AND EXAMPLES HERE....then get your ass animatin' because we have $10,000 in prize money to give away!... and if you ARE animating something for the festival, why not give us a call and let us know what you're working on... or EMAIL us a few screenshots...

BUT DON'T POST THE FINISHED PROJECT ONLINE BEFORE THE FESTIVAL!

PRISON BITCH MOVIES: Our new obsession (until we get distracted by the next obsession) is PRISON BITCH MOVIES! They're full of naked ladies, shitty acting, and horrible dialog. Need examples? Check out these:



Ilsa The Wicked Warden

Ilsa The Tigress Of Siberia

Ilsa, Harem Keeper of The Oil Sheiks

The Swinging Barmaids

Wham Bam Thank You Spaceman

Ilsa She-Wolf of the S.S.

...now, speaking of things that have to do with tits...check out how poorly we segue into this video...

Buxom blone Kylie from FOUNDRY CAMS sent us a brand new video in her ripped-up STAY COZY shirt:



CLICK THE PIC TO SEE THE VIDEO!

speaking of girls you'd like to do inappropriate things to...

Every day, we're getting emails about dating service that caters to married men and women? You know, the one you're hearing the naughty ads for? They're Ashley Madison... so there. Now you know.

Put down that tray of Sloppy Joe Sandwiches, and check out what we added to the MEDIA SECTION, including:


Play Time With Carli Banks

Jelena Jensen Lifts Her Skirt And Shirt

Krystal Jordan Shakes Her Beautiful Booty

Erica Campbell Gets Topless

Umpire Kerwin Danley Knocked Out By 96 MPH Fastball

Air Show Crash In Germany - Caught On Tape

Country singer Kenny Chesney Injures Foot On Stage in South Carolina

Demolition of Cranes at Birkenhead Docks In UK

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NEW DVD REVIEWS ONLINE

Looking to invest in some quality hardcore, but just can't find your way through the muck to choose a good adult title? Have no fear, my desciples, because once again, I have pleasured myself to the point of chaffing for your informational benefit. OK, I'll admit...some of these videos I actually had a GOOD time watching.


LATEST DVD REVIEWS:



CULOS GIGANTES 3



DEVIL IN DISGUISE: THE MASK OF LUST



BABES BALLIN' BOYS 18



BABES BALLIN' BOYS 17



HOUSE OF ASS 7



LEX STEELE XXX 8



LORD OF ASSES 10



MAYA HILLS is THE RUNAWAY BRAT



IRON HEAD 9



TATTOOED & TIGHT 2