MILF sunbathing, Street Fight knock-out, CONAN teaser, SUPER 8 trailer, ELECTRIC BOYS still relevant, OVERKILL still flipping the bird, Brand-Spanking-new Bree Olson video!

We're not ones to complain, and we're certainly not going to start now:

Tell your mom to keep posting pics of herself like this in those online personals... we'd like to take her out for a malted.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your dumpster-sized ass. Happy birthday, here's a treadmill)

Awww shit, son, you got knocked the F-...:

oh whatever, you know how it goes. Thuds.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(Unlike your waist size, which seems to increase weekly)

The teaser trailer for CONAN: The Barbarian is online, and Conan looks a little leaner:

... and he seems to speakoo better Engrish. Yeah, we know. Asian? We didn't know how to type out mock-Austrian.

Oh, and the trailer for SUPER 8 is online, and we STILL don't know what this movie is about:

Is it about aliens? Is it about trains? Is it about Steven Spielberg and JJ Abrams wanking each other off? Someone fill us in, dammit!

Jenny McCarthy still looks hot in a bikini... dayum

C'mon... find a flaw! Find a FLAW! Smell it! Smell it! wait, we got off track there for a sec. (Drunken Stepfather)

aaaand while you're smelling it (wait, sorry)...enjoy Jenny McCarthy sans-clothing... you know you want to (Mr. Skin)

Cody Milo is the only person with the name 'Milo' we want to see naked (FreakShow Planet)

DVD Review: The Fighter (Bullz Eye)

Brittany Barbour is Barely dressed...and is just the way we likes 'er (z0d)

Clara and Laetitia... smell the foot! Smell the foot!!! (Daily Niner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry your left tit is obnoxiously larger than your right one Why dontcha get that fixed, honey?)

It's nice to know that 80's stripper anthems are just as timeless as the Star Spangled Banner:

C'mon! Who DOESN'T remember "All Lips N Hips" by ELECTRIC BOYS in your local strip club? Oh please, we cannot be the only ones.

Blitz and the guys in OVERKILL have a nic heartfelt message to give to you all:

We dont' care what you say, so ... walk in an orderly fashion toward the door..oooor. Indidentally, Blitz needs a sandwich

PHIL ANSELMO is still milking the PANTERA cow...is that even a phrase???:

Regardles... he might want to come up with some more songs, you know?

Who wants to see a few videos from the O&A show that we never ever ever put online? Yeah, we thought so. OK, here's some nature footage.

Heh. Gotcha.

Kayden Kross is a good egg who takes off her clothes...

...and gives lap-dances in-studio. 'Nuff said. There's LOTS more where that came from, Charlie.

There's a young lady in the news a LOT, lately. Her name is Bree Olson. Well, she used to do the O&A Show all the time.

This is Bree and Kayden Kross using a sex toy we got from Adam & Eve...for 50% off... damn!.

Switching gears (kind of)... let's lookee here...

If Emma Ink looks familiar, that's because she's been in other

Watch the vid. Get all excited... then get yourself on over to Emma-Ink.com and watch Emma LIVE, on webcam, getting naked and dirty just for you. (and we do mean JUST for you, because she'll do the private VIP thing if you want)




...and that, friends... is the way to impress a gal on a first dateway to make a greek salad.

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

FOUNDRY CAMS: Wanda Welcomes in the New Year with DIRTFEDD

We're kicking off 2010 with a BANG... a headbanging, specifically. DIRTFEDD (who were discovered by SLIPKNOT drummmer Shawn Crahan) sent us the song "Trained to Kill" from their debut disc The American Nightmare.
We thought that our own Italian, hard-bodied Wanda's killer physique would be a good fit for this hard and heavy track.
If you look close, you can see a nip-slip or two... or three. Happy New Year, boys and girls from the lovely ladies of FOUNDRY CAMS.
Thanks, as usual, to our boy Jon for the editing.

CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH WONDERFUL WANDA

After your BPMs slow down to a manageable rate, head over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Wanda LIVE on cam!

Bands and labels, if you want YOUR music featued in a FOUNDRY CAMS video, you should send your CDs and press kits to:

FoundryMusic
c/o DFL MEDIA, LLC
PO Box 257
Millington, NJ
07946

Get Some DIRTFEDD online at AMAZON now:

Or get your DIRTFEDD fix on iTunes:

Myspace: DIRTFEDD

and that, as they say, is that...

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FOUNDRY CAMS: Aubrielle Made a Deal With The Devil

The petite brunette Aubrielle makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut with this ass-shaking masterpiece which not only shows off her firm behind, but her carefully-taped perky boobs as well. Thanks to the guys in WINGER for the song "Deal With the Devil" from their upcoming release, Karma. As always, thanks to our own Jon for the outstanding editing.

CLICK ON AUBRIELLE TO SEE THE FULL CLIP!

Before you pass out, or get too concerned about that tent popping in your shorts, head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and let one of our ladies take care of that for you.

Order WINGER's latest release online now:

Get WINGER on iTUnes here:

MySpace: WINGER

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Tuesday Links: Rough Night, eh? New Boobs on RateMyWOW, New Foundry Cams clip with The Cursed, Teacher Slaps Student, Ripper Owens LIVE, Heidi, Gemma, and their beautiful boobs

You and your girl had a rough night, didn't you?

It's cool. Call out of work. Sleep it off. Then hook up with a girl with a higher tolerance next time. The married ones are usually the drinkers. Go for it.

NEW BOOBS ON RATEMYWOW: Thanks again to our west coast filth-mongers Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is always shooting content for SPERM COCKTAIL and PERVERTED PLANET, we have some lovely new bosoms up on RateMyWOW to share with you courtesy of adult starlets Sabrina and Renata Black:

RateMyWOW: Sabrina
RateMyWOW: Renata Black

THAT's TERRIBLE:

and you thought YOUR teachers were tough...


KA-POW! Right in the friggin' ear!

That's Not-So Terrible:
(But your snotty mouth is, so shut up, listen, and learn a few things)

Megan Fox Topless In Some Cheesy Vampire Movie (Oh honestly, MEGAN FOX ANYTHING gets us excited so who are we to judge?)

40 Unfortunately Named Restaurants (Manofest)

Between Good & Evil: Hollywood Heavy Hitters Going Toe to Toe

Nastiest Dreadlocks EVER

The Shaman: Old Flame (atom)

Aida Yespica and the Greatest Television Show EVER

Five Of Sexy Mexican Weather Girl Mayte Carranco’s Hottest Videos

Drea de Matteo's New Jersey Tan For Fourth Of July

I'M SORRY:
(Incredibly sorry that you've managed to screw up all of your relationships, and the only person who will even give you a second look is your frumpy ex)

Beautiful British brunette Gemma Massey has pretty purple panties:

Off with you, oppressive clothes!

While we're checking out the girlies getting naked, Let's say hi to Heidi from Heidi's Candy:

She's umm, getting naked outside. Um, yeah.

From racks, we go to rock... and Tim 'Ripper' Owens doing a little number from his days in JUDAS PRIEST:

You're going to umm, burn...in...hell?

Ashleigh, Korin, and Emily from FOUNDRY CAMS sent us some great video in their official FoundryMusic Tees. Dan, Blitz, and the guys in THE CURSED sent us "Best Of The Worst"...so we slapped 'em together:



CLICK ASHLEIGH's ASSETS AND SEE THE GIRLS GO!

when you stop salivating, take your free hand and click on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Ashleigh, Korin, and Emily now!

Stop hitting on your co-worker with the big tits for a minute and check out what we added to the MEDIA SECTION:

Heidi Takes Off Her Top Outside
Tim 'Ripper' Owens: 'Burn In Hell' LIVE at Download Festival
Gemma Massey Peels Off Her Purple Panties
416,000 Firecrackers in 60 Seconds
Teacher Loses His Cool and Slaps Student

 

These are some of the many social networking programs we're linked up with, so JOIN US, won't you?

Zannel: FoundryMusic
Facebook: FoundryMusic
Posterous: FOUNDRY
Twitter: FoundryMusic (you can get updates to your cell phone here as well)
MySpace: FoundryMusic
NING: FoundryMusic
FRIEND FEED: FoundryMusic
Break.com: NSFW videos (we put all the dirty vids in one location)
LiveVideo: FoundryMusic (updated daily)

 

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FOUNDRY CAMS: The Best, The Worst, and THE CURSED

The best is when we have girls like Ashleigh, Korin, and Emily from FOUNDRY CAMS sending us videos of themselves rubbing themselves and splashing around in a hot tub, all while wearing their official FoundryMusic Tees. The worst is when we realize we only have a few minutes of each clip. Thank God for girls who enjoy getting naked, right? Also, thanks to Dan, Blitz, and the guys in THE CURSED for sending us "Best Of The Worst" for giving us the song the girls are grinding to.



CLICK ASHLEIGH's ASSETS AND SEE THE GIRLS GO!

when you stop salivating, take your free hand and click on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Ashleigh, Korin, and Emily now!
Thanks to Dan, Blitz and the boys in THE CURSED for the song 'Best Of The Worst'.

Bands and labels, if you want YOUR music featued in a FOUNDRY CAMS video, you should send your CDs and press kits to:

FoundryMusic
c/o DFL MEDIA, LLC
PO Box 257
Millington, NJ
07946


(and since we like shameless promotion as much as the next fella)

if you want to get your paws on some of the cool designs our girls were wearing, you can get them all at X-Rated Shirts!



Get an official 'Fuck Me' logo shirt/hoodie/tee/cammie - on sale now!


Get a 'GRR' and intimidate someone. Maybe.

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FOUNDRY CAMS: Dirty Nurses Jesse Jo and Tori Rock out to Duff McKagan's LOADED

When our buddy DUFF McKAGAN sent over his new song "Flatline", we thought it would be the perfect opportunity to have some our FOUNDRY CAMS girls dress up in sexy nurse outfits. Jesse Jo and Tori led the charge, and will no doubt have your pulse racing, if not send you into cardiac arrest. Wait, scratch that last part. No dying allowed. Only rubbing and drooling.



CLICK THE PIC TO CHECK OUT THE VIDEO


And of course, after your pulse gets back to normal, head over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Jesse Jo and Tori LIVE on cam!

Bands and labels, if you want YOUR music featued in a FOUNDRY CAMS video, you should send your CDs and press kits to:

FoundryMusic
c/o DFL MEDIA, LLC
PO Box 257
Millington, NJ
07946

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FOUNDRY CAMS: Violet and LACUNA COIL leave you Spellbound

The lovely, leggy, busty and beautiful Violet from FOUNDRY CAMS sent in this amazing piece of video of herself decked out in a tiny thong, fence net stockings, and our official 'Grrr' shirt (which she isn't wearing for long, mind you), and once we picked up our jaws from the floor, we realized it would be the PERFECT fit for LACUNA COIL's new single "Spellbound". One you see the video, we know you'll agree...and then you'll want to cam up with Violet immediately.



CLICK THE PIC TO GET 'SPELLBOUND' WITH VIOLET

And of course, after you sponge all of that saliva from your chin, head over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Violet LIVE on cam!

Bands and labels, if you want YOUR music featued in a FOUNDRY CAMS video, you should send your CDs and press kits to:

FoundryMusic
c/o DFL MEDIA, LLC
PO Box 257
Millington, NJ
07946


(...and because we're all about the shameless self-promotion...)

Get your official GRR tees and merch (all sizes, men and women's styles) online now:


Get a 'GRR' and intimidate someone. Maybe.

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FOUNDRY CAMS: Violet and LACUNA COIL leave you Spellbound

FOUNDRY CAMS: Violet and LACUNA COIL leave you Spellbound
Video sent by foundrymusic

The lovely, leggy, busty and beautiful Violet from FOUNDRY CAMS sent in this amazing piece of video of herself decked out in a tiny thong, fence net stockings, and our official 'Grrr' shirt (which she isn't wearing for long, mind you), and once we picked up our jaws from the floor, we realized it would be the PERFECT fit for LACUNA COIL's new single "Spellbound". One you see the video, we know you'll agree...and then you'll want to cam up with Violet immediately.

FOUNDRY CAMS: Angelina Rocks Out With Duff McKagan

FOUNDRY CAMS: Angelina Rocks Out With Duff McKagan
Video sent by foundrymusic

Hang on to your hats, folks...and lookee what WE got sent in! This shapely little BISEXUAL vixen is Angelina and she's decked out in her FoundryMusic F*CK ME Shrt, and almost NOTHING else. She's shaking her outstanding ass to "Sleaze Factory" by DUFF McKAGAN's LOADED.

FOUNDRY CAMS: Angelina Rocks Out With Duff McKagan

Hang on to your hats, folks...and lookee what WE got sent in! This shapely little BISEXUAL vixen is Angelina from FOUNDRY CAMS, and she's decked out in her Pink FoundryMusic F*CK ME Shrt, and almost NOTHING else. She's shaking her outstanding ass to "Sleaze Factory" by DUFF McKAGAN's LOADED.








CLICK THE PIC TO SEE ANGELINA SHAKE HER MONEY MAKER




Then, of course... if you have ANY fluids left in that convulsing carcass of yours, Head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Angelina LIVE on CAM!




Thanks to our own Jon for the great job on the video.

FOUNDRY CAMS: Eve Rocks Out In Her F*CK ME Shirt

This hot goth-esque girl you're gawking at is EVE, and this is her first-ever solo video for FOUNDRY CAMS. Her new FoundryMusic F*CK ME Shirt fits like a glove, but it's not on for long, and she douses herself in baby oil in no time. Music by the nice boys at POLKADOT CADAVER.








CLICK THE PIC TO SEE THE VIDEO



Once you've got your happy parts all nice and happy, Click over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with EVA LIVE!

FOUNDRY CAMS: BRIANNA FROST Rocks Out In Her F*CK ME Shirt

Beautiful, bendable, brown-eyed Brianna Frost (click for her profile) returns with a brand new FoundryMusic F*CK ME Shirt in her latest video, in which she's also sporting a pair of thigh-high latex platform boots, black panties, and a smile that will make you melt. Who knew the human body could move like this? Thank you, Brianna! Music by our friends at Carbon 9








CLICK THE PIC TO SEE THE VIDEO



Then, once you regain feeling in your lower limbs, head over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Brianna LIVE on webcam!

Wednesday Opie and Anthony Links: Whip 'em Out Wednesday, Boobs On Paltalk, New O&A Video, Ralphie May, Angry Video Game Nerd, New O&A Photos, New Vid

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FOUNDRY CAMS: Ashleigh Strips Out Of Her F*CK ME Shirt

We sent the lovely young Ashleigh from FOUNDRY CAMS one of our F*CK ME shirts, and she was nice enough to make us another video. She didn't keep it on for very long, though. She throws off the shirt and shows off her tiny thong and amazing ass, which has us all drooling on our shoes. Music by THE CURSED







CLICK THE PIC TO SEE THE VIDEO


Then, once you're all frothed up, go to FOUNDRY CAMS at chat with Ashleigh LIVE!

Wednesday Opie and Anthony Links: Whip 'em Out Wednesday, Boobs On Paltalk, Denis Leary, Adam Ferrara, Porn Stars Bree Olson and Kayden Kross, New Vid

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FOUNDRY CAMS: Sweet Victoria Tears Off Her F*CK ME Shirt

We sent Sweet Victoria a form-fitting F*CK ME Shirt, and she ripped it up! Normally, we would be pissed off at such desecration, but we're going to give Sweet Vic a pass on this one, because she looks really great in latex. Music by SAINT CAINE.






CLICK THE PIC TO SEE THE VIDEO!



CHAT WITH SWEET VICTORIA RIGHT NOW AT FOUNDRY CAMS!

Tuesday Opie and Anthony Links: Rock Scream Tuesday, Hummer Tuesday, FART TRIVIA THIS FRIDAY! New Boobs On RateMyWOW, New Videos Online

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FOUNDRY CAMS: Lux Rocks Out In Her Fishnet Shirt

The beautiful blonde Lux shows off her powers of seduction (and her perky pink nips) while sporting a see-through fishnet shirt and tiny thong. Music by SAINT CAINE.






CLICK THE PIC TO SEE THE VIDEO!


Chat with Lux and see her LIVE at FOUNDRY CAMS right now!

FOUNDRY CAMS: Alicia Rocks Out In Her F*CK ME Shirt

Alicia makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut in a tight blue thong, fishnet stockings, and of course, her Foundrymusic F*CK ME Shirt. Enjoy bonking your head on the monitor as she shakes her magnificent hiney to "Daylight" by PAUL MAHOS & NEW LIFE CRISIS.







CLICK THE PIC TO SEE THE VIDEO



And then, if you're as worked up as we are, GO TO FOUNDRY CAMS AND CHAT WITH ALICIA LIVE ON CAMERA!

FOUNDRY CAMS: Romy Slips Out of Her Fishnets

Romy, one of the sexy ladies of FOUNDRY CAMS dances around in the tightest white fishnet outfit we have ever seen. Of course, she's not in it for very long before she's showing off her amazing body, and her tape-covered nipples. Music By TREATY OF PARIS.








CLICK THE PIC TO SEE THE VIDEO!