New TWITTER, MILF washing a Ferrari, Winger Winging it, BRUCE LEE auditioning, New ANVIL, Old NIGHT RANGER, New THIN LIZZY line-up, Lisa Ann, Julia Ann, Mary Carey...Ann

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You follow US on twitter and we follow YOU on twitter. Simple enough, right?
- Follow this one and we'll keep you up to date on all the cockfights we have going on in the basement
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Why is your mom washing your dad's Ferrari with steel wool pads? Dad must have done something none-too-pleasing

and how do we know it's your mom? She posted the pic online in a personal ad... Dad's not getting the job done at home, evidently.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like the way you pretend your hair isn't falling out in clumps on an hourly basis)

When is WINGER going to change the name of "Seventeen" to "Thirty-eight"... you know, considering the age factor of the fans:

*rimshot*... fine, it wasn't one of our best.

That clip was actually shot in 2007...just to show you how timely we are... Boooooooooo.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(Unlike your hairline, which would look better if you combed your eyebrows up over your head)

Who wants to see Bruce Lee's original audition for the role of Kato on 'The Green Hornet'? We're gonna show you anyway:

Pay special attention to the Kung Fu demonstration with the old man (about halfway through)

Oooh - look what's coming to video soon! This wasn't half bad, actually.

Jennifer Lopez has a bit of a sloppy stomach:

Why she's showing it off, we don't know

Neveah and Raina Lee touching tongues. Yay. (FreakShow Planet)

2011 Suzuki Kizashi Review (Bullz-Eye)

Dating Tips from the Funniest Women on Twitter (How About We)

I'm Ashamed to be a Boston Sports Fan (MadeMan)

Chikita...she's one hot banana...and by 'banana' we mean 'large-breasted blond babe' (z0d)

Victoria Rae Black may be pasty, but she's way purty (Daily Niner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry you're going to muddle through life with the same mediocrity you attack every other task with)

Did you NOT hear the latest ANVIL song? Well, here ya go:

"Juggernaut of Justice"...nothing like subtlety. Love it! We're sure it'll sell tens of copies.

OK, maybe a hundred copies. C'mon, look at that cover art.

How many original members of a band do you need to keep using the name? If you're THIN LIZZY, the answer is ONE. Maybe two:

When one of your guitarists has to leave to re-join DEF LEPPARD, you're bordering on silly...

DULUXE EDITION?!?! Well, then I should rush out and buy this bugger right now.

Hey Mexico! We're NIGHT RANGER! Here's a song you may not have heard a hundred thousand times in the past 26 years:

See, that was what we call sarcasm. Anyone who hasn't heard "Sister Christian" has probably been living on Jupiter... or at least Mars... for a while.

...and this is the last album the band released. Umm, no one is buying music these days, if you haven't already figured that out.

How much for ze little girlz, eh?

We've got a double-banger of our favorite MILF, Lisa Ann for you... banger...bang-her... get it? *rimshot*
Lisa Ann is seducing a very lucky grocery boy in this clip.

VERY lucky. SUPER lucky. EXTRA-SPECIAL super-lucky, with sugar on top...and on the sides.

...and here's the lovely Lisa Ann in leopard-print lingerie.

OK, enough alliteration for one stupid entry. Alright already.

OK, folks...show of hands: who wants to see blond MILF Julia Ann roll around half-naked on a pool table?

Yeah, that's what we thought. All of you. whatcha waitin' for then?

Our braniac friend Mary Carey loves taking her clothes off outside. How do we know?

Because every damn clip she sends us features her... taking her clothes off outside. THAT's how we know

Facelifts are let's face it, necessary...and FOUNDRY CAMS was no exception to that rule, so we did this:

We totally revamped FOUNDRY CAMS, with a new domain, hotter girls, lower prices, and a better user experience. So far, the response has beeen HUGE. Check it out:


and if you feel like following us on Twitter (we'll keep you up to date on what all the girlies are doing)

Click it, fool!

Speaking of FOUNDRY CAMS check out what WE got from GISELE:
The lovely blonde Gisele, who you have seen in dozens of FOUNDRY CAMS videos, is back at it once again with a hosed-down FoundryMusic T-shirt, high heels, and very little else on. She's shaking her perfectly-formed hiney to FOUNDRY's "Ain't Like You" from the RETOOLED album, mixed by Rich DeCicco and featuring our buddy Rob Balducci on guitar. Thanks as always to Jon for the editing.

Buy FOUNDRY: Retooled now at Amazon:



Watch Video. Click Photo. Enjoy Gisele. Simple, right? (you'd be shocked how many people fuck that up)

...and that, friends... is the way to make salsa in woodchipper.

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Nicolas Cage Rage Montage, QUIET RIOT re-formed, OZZY OSBOURNE re-charged, Brandy Talore, Flower Tucci, and Raylene Richards all show off their slut-tacular-ness

Make it a special weekend! spend it locked in a hotel room with a married person you JUST met:

Sounds like fun, right? Adultery. It's for adults... and 20-somethings that got married way too young.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your girthy chunky butt. Here's a free gym membership. Use it.)

Did you ever notice how often NICOLAS CAGE loses his mind in movies?

if not, this montage of classic 'Cage Rage' will give you a really good idea.


THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


We don't care if her music stinks...check out those boobies! (Drunken Stepfather)


A chat with David Hasselhoff (Bullz-Eye)

Got pregnant? Got Fat? You Gotta Get this book! (Muscle Sorority)

Gina B has all the B's we can think of: Boobs, Booty, Blond Hair, and Boy-oh-Boy do we want to jump on her (FreakShow Planet)

Juelz Ventura is tattooed, tight, and totally topless (z0d)

Dylan Ryder is reading filthy magazines and plaing with her boobs... which is what we wish were doing too (Dailyniner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry to hear that you're still blaming all of your problems on other people. Way to grow up, ya nut.)

Oh, so what if the rest of your bandmates are either dead or dislike you... that's no reason NOT to reform a band like QUIET RIOT, right? Um, right?

It's drummer Frankie Banali and... some guys... playing a bar... in Colorado.

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On the complete opposite end of the popularity spectrum, OZZY OSBOURNE touring the world, in arenas, with band members half his age.

yeah, Grizzly Bar in Colorado and Madison Square Garden...same thing, really... Uhh, no.

...OK, dats enough o' dat. Let's see some girls!

The gal with the robust boobs is back adult starlet BRANDY TALORE can't stop feeling up her massive rack:

Not that we blame her. If we had boobs like that, we'd play with them all the time too... and you'll never guess what happens when the dopey camera guy shuts up and Brandy is allowed to enjoy some time with a lucky fella.

Squirt-master supreme Flower TUcci is giving Nicole Banks a full body-cavity search in this clip:

as if that isn't enough, a lucky bank robber gets serviced by the two ladies... which is really the way all bank robberies should go... We think so anyway.

She goes by many names, but Raylene Richards is the kind of gal you want to see strip naked right in front of you:

Thanks to some guys much smarter than us, we have a cool program that will do just that!

Our pal and buxom blond Gisele, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos as well as her own site GOT GISELE, has returned to help us promote Retooled, the new FOUNDRY EP, available at all major online outlets. In the clip, Gisele makes some creative use out of a long shiny black light, while shaking her semi-clothed body to FOUNDRY's "Black Lights, Bright City" (Retooled by Rich DeCicco).
Thanks to Rich for the great remake. Thanks to Jon for the amazing editing, and thanks to Gisele for the rockin' bod.



Click on Gisele's impressive rack, then rock out with some FOUNDRY.
When your jaw stops swinging open, Go visit her at Got Gisele
...you can also Chat with Gisele LIVE on her cam

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass-salad of funs....

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Cable Breaks & Crane Crashes, Jonah Hex Trailer, Halle Berry is SINGLE, CINDERELLA in New York, TESTAMENT guitarist with Rodrigo Y Gabriela, SOUNDGARDEN reunion video, Carli Banks, Jasmine Byrne

It's Friday. Get outside and fornicate with a friendly neighbor or co-worker. Screw 'Miller time'...it's 'affair time'

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(just like your face and hairline. Boy, are YOU in trouble)

How's about checking the strength of your cables...


BEFORE you try hauling the 70-ton Turbine around the warehouse. Whoopsie.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

The trailer for the big screen adaptation of JONAH HEX is online:


You got yer Josh Brolin, you got your Megan Fox... *drool*, oh and don't forget John Malkovich. Can't never forget John Malkovich.

Halle Berry is Single! (WWTDD)

That's excellent news! Halle Berry has amazing boobs for a MILF...and we, uh... like...MILFs.


Whose Mom-cleavage is this, eh? (Drunken Stepfather)

Here's a hint: she apparently had a boob job to make her tiny boobs...less tiny... because why be obvious when you can be...subtle

Fox Planning 'Commando' Remake (MovieFone)

Prinzzess Sasha only LOOKS like a Princes. The rest is pure filth (Freakshow Planet)

'A Nightmare on Elm Street' - Review (Bullz-Eye)

Alisha King is holding the world's luckiest ice cream cone...and sex toy. (Dailyniner)

7 People Who Will Ruin Your Kentucky Derby Party (Asylum)

The Wonderful World Of Sex Positions (The Campus Socialite)

Drink POWERTHIRST (College Humor)

Coco Shows off her Outstanding Booty in a highly-airbrushed photo shoot (z0d)

Tiger Woods: "I Banged 120 Women" ...And He Still Left One Off (With Leather)

Fake Fight Fail (Video Gone Viral)

6 Fool-Proof First Date Conversation Starters (The Bachelor Guy)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the chip on your shoulder is roughly the size of Mount Everest)

The guys in CINDERELLA are back on the road, and Touring with the SCORPIONS - Get those Tix!:

Tom Keifer had to rehabilitate his busted vocal cords so he could go back to sounding like they'd been torn out.

Heard of RODRIGO Y GABRIELA? No? Well, you should. They were at Radio City Music Hall last night with tons of guests:

One of those guests was Alex Skolkick of TESTAMENT (pictured above). Another was Robert Trujillo of METALLICA.

and wouldn't you know it? Quality footage of that SOUNDGARDEN reunion concert in Seattle has made its way online:

Let's see how long this reunion lasts Anyone want to take bets?

Hard rock leads to hard nipps. Sometimes...

Awesome-bodied Carli Banks from Bumblegirls can't stop touching herself:

And if we had bodies like hers, we'd be wanking uncontrollably.

From Big Boobs to Big Latina Booty...

Buxom, curvy Jasmine Byrne from Big Wet Asses is none-too-shy about taking off her shorts and getting oiled up:

and if you want to see what she did AFTER getting oiled up Check out the full, dirty, hardcore, oiled-up clip in BIG WET ASSES 16!

You like blondes, do ya Doc?

Why do we love sending out enormous old school FoundryMusic T-Shirts to our FOUNDRY CAMS girls? Because we love seeing what girls like Brooke and Sweet Victoria wind up doing with them. In this case, they made a vest and a miniskirt, respectively.
Thanks to our friends in FRAMING HANLEY for "Stupid Girl".

Click on Brooke blond locks, and stare wide-eyed at the screen for a while

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Tuesday Links: Holiday MILF Party, Skateboard vs. Stairs, DOKKEN reunion in Anaheim, SKID ROW on a Cruise, Lesbian Pillowfight, Public Flashing with Nikki

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Friday Links: Reunited Rockers, Drunken DeVito, Tripping Dizee Rascall, Train vs. Car, Lesbian Love, and Luscious Latinas

It's Friday. Get outside and fornicate with a friendly neighbor or co-worker. Screw 'Miller time'...it's 'affair time'

Remember the ELECTRIC BOYS? They wrote that strip club anthem All Lips N Hips...

Hellooooo 1990!


Hellooo 2009 ... yeah, they got back together.

NEW MUSIC HEADLINES: Get the latest on ANVIL, AC/DC, BRET MICHAELS and More in the Latest Music Headlines

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Oh Danny DeVito, we appreciate your attempt to look drunk at 8am.

Buuuut nobody bought it. A for effort, though!

'Scuse me, sir? That would be a train moving in front of you...

Ya might wanna apply the brakes.

This is Dizzee Rascall. He's an English Rapper/Hip-hop artist...

He fallded off the stage when he was performing his song "Road Rage".

That's Not-So Terrible:
(Because we yelled at it)

Paris and Nikki Hilton show off their asses...from the front (Honestly, when is Paris Hilton Going to make another porno?)

How to Hack Flash Games

40 Pictures Of Roadside Dentists In Asia

Super Awesome Ridiculous Insurance Commercial

5 Movies That Cause Grown Men to Choke Back Tears

Top 10 fringe benefits of sports blogging

That stripper is somebody's daughter

The Most Disturbing Animals on Earth

Gratuitous Hot chicks and Beers Collection

5 Worst Facebook Applications

I'M SORRY:
(So sorry that your girlfriend won't let you in through the back door)

This, kids... is a photo shoot with Kelle Marie and Sunny Leone.

We call this piece of art "Lesbian Lick-Fest".

And this lovely piece of Latina fluff is Cierra Spice.

She's Umm...getting Clean in the hot Tub.

Her name is Karima. That's about all we know about her

That's all we NEED to know, too. Hi Karima...wanna go out for a malted?

Our lovely ladies of FOUNDRY CAMS Nyli, Countess, Layla, Deliliah, Jess Klein, Aurora, and Gianna all sent in some outstanding videos of themselves in their official FoundryMusic shirts. TANTRIC sent us their brand new single "Mind Control". We sent everything to our editor, and what we got back was one of the most drool-inducing video clips we have ever been associated with.



CLICK THE PIC TO SEE THE GIRLS LOSE CONTROL

Once you recuperate from humping your neighbor's wife, you should really chec out the MEDIA SECTION, where you'll find:

Female Fitness Model Brittany Thorsch Gets Naked
Dizzee Rascal Falls Off Stage While Performing in the UK
Station Wagon VS Slow-Moviing Train
Cierra Spice In The Outdoor Hot Tub
Kelle Marie and Sunny Leone Lesbian Lick-Fest Photo Shoot
Karima Naked On The Porch
Danny DeVito Acting Drunk During TV Interview
ELECTRIC BOYS: All Lips N Hips LIVE on Sweden's TV4

 

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Facebook: FoundryMusic
Break.com: NSFW videos (we put all the dirty vids in one location)
Vidilife: FoundryMusic (updated daily)
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