MILF sunbathing, Street Fight knock-out, CONAN teaser, SUPER 8 trailer, ELECTRIC BOYS still relevant, OVERKILL still flipping the bird, Brand-Spanking-new Bree Olson video!

We're not ones to complain, and we're certainly not going to start now:

Tell your mom to keep posting pics of herself like this in those online personals... we'd like to take her out for a malted.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your dumpster-sized ass. Happy birthday, here's a treadmill)

Awww shit, son, you got knocked the F-...:

oh whatever, you know how it goes. Thuds.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(Unlike your waist size, which seems to increase weekly)

The teaser trailer for CONAN: The Barbarian is online, and Conan looks a little leaner:

... and he seems to speakoo better Engrish. Yeah, we know. Asian? We didn't know how to type out mock-Austrian.

Oh, and the trailer for SUPER 8 is online, and we STILL don't know what this movie is about:

Is it about aliens? Is it about trains? Is it about Steven Spielberg and JJ Abrams wanking each other off? Someone fill us in, dammit!

Jenny McCarthy still looks hot in a bikini... dayum

C'mon... find a flaw! Find a FLAW! Smell it! Smell it! wait, we got off track there for a sec. (Drunken Stepfather)

aaaand while you're smelling it (wait, sorry)...enjoy Jenny McCarthy sans-clothing... you know you want to (Mr. Skin)

Cody Milo is the only person with the name 'Milo' we want to see naked (FreakShow Planet)

DVD Review: The Fighter (Bullz Eye)

Brittany Barbour is Barely dressed...and is just the way we likes 'er (z0d)

Clara and Laetitia... smell the foot! Smell the foot!!! (Daily Niner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry your left tit is obnoxiously larger than your right one Why dontcha get that fixed, honey?)

It's nice to know that 80's stripper anthems are just as timeless as the Star Spangled Banner:

C'mon! Who DOESN'T remember "All Lips N Hips" by ELECTRIC BOYS in your local strip club? Oh please, we cannot be the only ones.

Blitz and the guys in OVERKILL have a nic heartfelt message to give to you all:

We dont' care what you say, so ... walk in an orderly fashion toward the door..oooor. Indidentally, Blitz needs a sandwich

PHIL ANSELMO is still milking the PANTERA cow...is that even a phrase???:

Regardles... he might want to come up with some more songs, you know?

Who wants to see a few videos from the O&A show that we never ever ever put online? Yeah, we thought so. OK, here's some nature footage.

Heh. Gotcha.

Kayden Kross is a good egg who takes off her clothes...

...and gives lap-dances in-studio. 'Nuff said. There's LOTS more where that came from, Charlie.

There's a young lady in the news a LOT, lately. Her name is Bree Olson. Well, she used to do the O&A Show all the time.

This is Bree and Kayden Kross using a sex toy we got from Adam & Eve...for 50% off... damn!.

Switching gears (kind of)... let's lookee here...

If Emma Ink looks familiar, that's because she's been in other

Watch the vid. Get all excited... then get yourself on over to Emma-Ink.com and watch Emma LIVE, on webcam, getting naked and dirty just for you. (and we do mean JUST for you, because she'll do the private VIP thing if you want)




...and that, friends... is the way to impress a gal on a first dateway to make a greek salad.

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Stranded MILF needs help, BRET MICHAELS loves his Ford, FAST FIVE teaser trailer, JOE SATRIANI live in NYC, WITHIN TEMPTATION and Natalee Holloway, Lisa Ann, Rachel Starr, Nikki Benz, Sabrina Maree

What better way to introduce yourself to a lovely lady than assisting a MILF with her car...which is stuck in a half inch of water:

It's one of those little opportunities that don't come along very often. Her old man is nowhere in sight and she's looking for any help she can get... There's your in!

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your general state of health, you elephant. There's a busy highway. Go for a walk.)

As we have stated in the past, BRET MICHAELS is a friend of ours, but sometimes you just have to bust your friend's balls:

Especially when they show up in commercials like this one.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

Holy crap. Could you possibly fit any more testosterone or explosions into the trailer for FAST FIVE?

Paul Walker and Vin Diesel get chased by The Rock...err, Dwayne Johnson in the fifth installment of FAST & FURIOUS MOVIES.

Pamela Anderson's billionth PLAYBOY cover (Drunken Stepfather)

Umm... we like the younger version that used to make lots of spontaneous sex tapes... but that's just us.

PLAYBOY's Celest Dimarco is one hot...um.. uh... wow, totally derailed (FreakShow Planet)

The Ultimate Gift Guide for the Well Dressed Man (the Bachelor Guy)

Bullz-Eye 2010 Year-End TV Review (Bullz-Eye)

Blake and Joanna were at a wedding, but got distracted (z0d)

Sasha Cane is our (and we're willing to bet yours too) kind of candy (Dailyniner)

Munchie The Agent: Aurora Snow (atom)

The 50 Hottest Magazine Photo Shoots of 2010 (BroBible)

TRUpidity - Test your Stupid Skills. Play Dumb (TruTV)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry you think you have a soul in that bloated body of yours. It's long gone, sweetness.)

Do you know JOE SATRIANI?

Well why the hell not? This is him, on stage in New York City playing "Summer Song" with John Petrucci of DREAM THEATER (err, what's left of it).

Moving on to the slightly heavier, and slightly more obscure, this is the new video from WITHIN TEMPTATION for the song "Where is the Edge" and it features footage from the film "Me & Mr Jones":

...as in "Where is the Edge" ...of the cliff Natalee Holloway's body was pitched off? What? Too much?

Bring on the Girls!!!

Bikini-clad Lisa Ann is consoling Rachel Starr the way all of us should be consoled...

by a topless, bikini-bottom-wearing adult starlet who would transform the process into a threesome ... As she SHOULD, dag nabbit!

Naughty Nikki Benz has a new clear plastic toy:

...and we don't mean a clear plastic barbie doll either Not unless they make Barbie dolls shaped like penises now.

Oh lord... Sabrina Maree is taking her shirt off...again:

Buy Why? It's not like she's got a sex toy lying around to play with uncontrollably... Oh wait... yes she DOES.

Our busty blond pal Gisele, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos as well as her own site GOT GISELE, has returned to help us promote Retooled, the new FOUNDRY EP, available at all major online outlets. In the clip, Gisele makes some creative use out of a long shiny black light, while shaking her semi-clothed body to FOUNDRY's "Black Lights, Bright City" (Retooled by Rich DeCicco).
Thanks to Rich for the great remake. Thanks to Jon for the amazing editing, and thanks to Gisele for the rockin' bod.



Click on Gisele's impressive rack, then rock out with some FOUNDRY.
When your jaw stops swinging open, Go visit her at Got Gisele
...you can also Chat with Gisele LIVE on her cam

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass-salad of funs....

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Chicken vs. F-35, AVENGERS Teaser, Amy Winehouse is Sexy and Fancy, WASP in Spain, The CULT in Holland, Veronique gets Felt up, Zuzana is Sunbathing Nude

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Almost as terrible as your breath, clothes and hairline. It's a trifecta of 'Awful' Poolboy!)

The engineers at Lockheed Martin have discovered the most expensive and inefficient way to make Chicken Salad:

Firing raw chickens into the Canopy of an F-35. Mmmm...chicken.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

This 30-second teaser trailer for THE AVENGERS is going to make some geeks cream their pants, and some could give two shits:

It's not coming out until May 2012, so get some videos and catch up on your Avengers history... and hope the movie isn't mind-numbingly stupid.

Amy Winehouse is Sexy AND Fancy (WWTDD)


Whose occasionally-sexy rump is in Vogue UK? (Drunken Stepfather)

Hmm, do we give this one away? or do we drop hints like 'Twiggy' 'Cocaine habit' and 'A Rolling stone gathers no'... Hmm, that last one probably gave too much away.

Getting laid is just as easy as showering (The Campus Socialite)

Follow this guide to become the next Stephenie Meyer (UPROXX)

Alexis Ford has the Cadillac of Hineys (Freakshow Planet)

Bullz-Eye's 2010 Summer TCA Press Tour Blog (Bullz-Eye)

30 Animals Drinking Alcohol (Banned In Hollywood)

Shay Laren is going to throw out her back playing Tennis without a shirt like that (Dailyniner)

Martin Loofah King (Dave and Thomas)

Danielle and Maye are playing 'bad student / badder teacher' (z0d)


I'M SORRY:
(So sorry you have yet to develop a skill set beyond that of a shit-shoveler)

WOW. Time is indeed a BITCH. Blackie Lawless from W.A.S.P. is looking more and more like a bullfrog with every passing year:

Despite his amphibian appearance, Blackie still holds it together live... or he's lip-syncing. Ah-Booo.

As long as we're honoring old farts, THE CULT has a new single on iTunes... and they broke it out LIVE in Holland:

Apparently Ian Astbury is tired of dressing up like Jim Morrison and playing with reeeeeeeally old farts.

aaaand from rock, we move to RACKS!

How is it that a busty Czech babe like Veronique/Dominno can get groped on a bus and NO ONE gets arrested or killed?

as if that's not enough, She winds up blowing the guy in the bathroom...and yes, we believe everything we read on the internet.

Zuzana Z. likes to sunbathe naked:

That is all. Zuzana. Sunbathing. Naked. Masturbating. Clickity-Click-Click-Boom.

Holy. Moley. Our Italian a beautiful young lady from FOUNDRY CAMS girl Dannie Gee or Danni G did a great job tearing up and re-working our old-school FoundryMusic T-shirt, and shaking her ass to "Kick in The Teeth" by PAPA ROACH from their upcoming album Time For Annihilation..On the Road, and On The Record:


Pick yourself up off the floor, wipe the drool off your chest...and then Head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and Chat with Danni Gee/Danni G LIVE...and NUUUUDE (uh, yeah...we mean HER. Not you)

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

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Monday Links: Monday Motel Mess Mop-Up, Saturday Night Live F-Bomb, KISS live in Detroit, New 'Nightmare On Elm Street' Teaser, New Foundry Cams clip, Sexy Time with Aria Giovanni and Jelena Jensen

Happy Monday, boys and girls... did you remember to mop the floor after your weekend motel adventure?

It's your God-given right to mess up hotel rooms with someone you're not married to.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Whoops! In case you missed it, Saturday Night Live newbie Jenny Slate dropped the F-Bomb accidentally on her first show ever...

That's a great post-F-Bomb, "Oh Shit" face, Ms. Slate.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(But your smartass mouth is getting annoying and old, so do us all a favor and be quiet for a change)

A New Way For College Kids To Make Money (no fellatio required)

A Romantic Story About a Man and His Small Penis (Drunken Stepfather)...oh for crying out loud... Just buy a penis pump. Sheesh.

Paris Dahl feels up her Friend (Daily Niner)

A chat with UFC's Matt Serra (Bullz-Eye)

Lizzie is making a pee-pee on the potty. Seriously. (z0d)

Five Team Sports to Organize at Work (Illuminati)

Jenny McClain has really big boobies. Yippie-Ki-Yay! (Freakshow Planet)

Twins: Double The Fun (Gunaxin)

Beyonce, Nicole inspire Lewis Hamilton on to victory (Yard Barker)

X-Wing Fighter Misses Landing (Dave and Thomas)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the only ass you get to look at is your own. In the mirror. When you're popping butt zits)

Here's a scene from Meridians of Passion with Aria Giovanni and Jelena Jensen:

Lesbians lotioning each other up and then making out = ALWAYS wonderful.

Sexy Czech babe Veronika Zemanová is getting naked again:

Does she need a reason? Nah, not really.

From bosoms to bands, KISS kicked off their world tour in Detroit at Cobo Arena:

A li'l pre-concert performance for 1500 fans showcasing their new single "Modern Day Delilah". KISS is on tour now - get the best seats online.

The first teaser for the re-imagined NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET is here and lookin' spooky:

Jackie Earle Haley (Rorschach from WATCHMEN) is Freddy Krueger. He definitely looks burned up.

Buxom British brunette Kitty Lea is all wet for you:

Well, she's wet from the swimming pool, but still wet, dammit!

Our buxom brunette beauty Sweet Victoria from FOUNDRY CAMS covers herself in the tightest outfit possible, and rocks out with LYNCH MOB:

QUICK! CLICK ON SWEET VIC...TORIA, that is.

(and now to recap... for the people with the retention ability of gnats. That means us, too.)

Before you head off to the motel to bang your married co-worker, take five minutes and see we added to the MEDIA SECTION:

A Nightmare on Elm Street (remake) - Teaser Trailer
Aria Giovanni and Jelena Jensen Rub Lotion On Each Other
KISS: 'Modern Day Delilah' - LIVE in Detroit
Veronika Zemanová Peels off Her Black Lingerie
Saturday Night Live: F-Bomb on 'Biker Chicks Chat'
FOUNDRY CAMS: Sweet Victoria is Your Kind of Healer

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