New Years Speculation? Girl vs. Bike Ramp, Mystery Bikini Arse, George Lynch In Alaska, OZZY does Vogue, September Carrino, Brandy Robbins and their obnoxiously huge cans

Another year, another batch of strangeness for you to enjoy... another photo of Lindsay Lohan...

What does this link have to do with Lindsay Lohan? Nothing. Absolutely Nothing. Well, She's deviant. We're deviant. We endorse deviant behavior. That's about it.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(How's about a New Year's Resolution to get into smaller jeans? No? Didn't think so)

Well, at least she was wearing a helmet when she plowed broadside into that bike ramp:

...and WHY anyone would want to jump a mountain bike off a pier is beyond our comprehension.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

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A surprisingly shapely arse in a bikini. Whose could it be? (Drunken Stepfather)

the polygamist bit isn't convincing she blew her boyfriend on filmK... that's not giving too much away, is it?

Kelly Maines is mainly topless in this photo set (FreakShow Planet)

Movie Review: True Grit (Bullz-Eye)

PLAYBOY's Barbara Moore is More naked by the ppol = More Gooder (z0d)

Dylan Rider is sexy enough to want to Ride...her... get it? (Dailyniner)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry, not every meal consists of cake, blubber guts)

He's GEORGE LYNCH and he plays guitar better than you and everyone who looks like you:

And from the sounds of it, he's probably not getting back together with DOKKEN anytime soon.

It looks like OZZY OSBOURNE picked up on MADONNA's Vogue move about 20 years too late:

Just watch the first few minutes of the clip; you'll understand.

Lemmy Kilmister and Phil Campbell of MOTORHEAD and their respective face bumps joined CAMP FREDDY on stage at The Roxy in Hollywood:

Lemmy's not rich, but he IS famous. Infamous, even... whether or not he's happy with that is another story.

Should all boobies be forgot... wait, no... scratch that...

Brandy Robbins has 30G-sized funbags and she's doing what any woman with boobs that big SHOULD be doing:

She's rolling around in suds. Any arguments? No? Didn't think so.

As long as we're ogling abnormally-huge bosoms, take a look at September Carrino and her HH-cup Hooters, and the HH stands for "Holy Hell those boobs are Huge":

That red sweater is the luckiest piece of fabric... EVER.

...and that, as they say, is that. Now go enjoy the day and try not to offend anyone with your horrendous stench...

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Thursday Links: BMW Burnout Fail, Formerly Famous Funbags, Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp??? KISS in a London Nightclub, TRIVIUM digs GOD OF WAR, Vale

THAT's TERRIBLE:

(but the way your breath smells IS, so have a mint, whydontya?)

So, uhh... if you're going to be doing donuts with your buddy in his cheesy yellow BMW...




Buckle up, or... fall out and get run over.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:





These boobs were famous for five minutes (Drunken Stepfather)



This is going to be tough...considering the only thing you'll remember are her boobs... and maybe a song.





Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp are having an affair! (no they are NOT) (WWTDD)



Also... Angelina Jolie's Boobs are AMAZING (yes they ARE)



Top Ten Supercars of the Last Decade (Bullz-Eye)



Raylene Richards goes by many names. We just call her 'Bosoms' (FreakshowPlanet)



How to Stay Awake for 72 Hours Straight (The Campus Throne)



Daisy West sends our Peter North... get it? (z0d)



100 pictures of Rachel Reynolds (The Price Is Right/Venus Model & WAG) (Don Chavez)



Kagney Linn Karter... 3 names. 2 huge boobs. (Dailyniner)



Finally, A Fight In Women's B'Ball (With Leather)



The Langugage of Johnny Depp Mash-Up (Moviefone)



Obamourage - We Are So Screwed (atom)



DIE: HARDLY WORKING (College Humor)



30 Pictures of Dogs in Costumes (Banned In Hollywood)





I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that you never developed emotionally beyond the age of two. It's OK. It happens. With DOGS, usually)

The guys in TRVIUM released a track exclusively for GOD OF WAR III:



...and that's just a picture of a TV...with GOD OF WAR III on it.

Putting KISS in a tiny club in London...



Is like putting 100 wigs in a 5 wig bag. Get it? Wig reference?

Who knew you could use fishnets for something other than catching mackerel? Crissy Moran figured it out:



Well, for a minute or so. Then she loses the skirt.

Sometimes a gal just has to get free from her itchy bikini...



If your name is Valentina Vaughn then it happens A LOT.

Tired of the same old Barbie doll-looking types? Say hi to DORS FELINE.



Busty, British, Tattooed, Multi-colored hair, alterna-rock girl who isn't the least bit shy. For those of you who need something different.

Busty, blond, BISEXUAL Femme, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos, fires up her fantastic body in this new clip with music by George Lynch (ex-DOKKEN) and our buds in LYNCH MOB:







CLICK ON FEMME's BEAUTIFUL BISEXUAL BODY...and have a bib handy

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Friday Links: Weekend Wankfest, Felon Breaks Free, REPO MEN Traler #2, TESTAMENT live in London, Link Love, Denise Milani, Dors Feline, Karmen Kennedy, and Talia Shepard

Oh hell yeah, it's FRIDAY!
Ramp up for the weekend, and hookup with your cute co-worker and her chubby friend... No need for a wingman. You can fly solo, partner.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

The cops on Staten Island are going to need tighter handcuffs:

Look at that squirrely little fella go! Too bad he only lasted about seven minutes before getting picked up again.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(but your breath is, so brush your teeth, yuck-mouth)

PENTHOUSE sex columnist tells you how boys and girls how to stay fit. (MuscleSorority)

Ashley Greene in a Body Paint Bikini.
(Drunken Stepfather)

Shrinkage (Winter Freeze) (The Toilet Paper)

Her name was INGA... she was a showgirl... wait, no she wasn't. (z0d)

A Chat with Jeri Ryan (Bullz-Eye)

Regan loves showing off her colorful tats, amazing body...and her booty hole. (Daily Niner)

Rush Limbaugh's Pill Panic Game (Heavy)

Carlotta Champagne tastes just like...a peach (what'd you think we were gonna say?) (FreakshowPlanet)

Ten Kick-Ass Transformers Who Often Get The Shaft (Gunaxin)

If The Huffington Post Was Honest (Comedy)

Four Terrible Things to Do When You Die (Gunaxin)

Contestant On 'Conveyor Belt Of Love' Almost Got A Transexual (Warming Glow)

What The Crap Is: The Google “Nexus One” Phone (atom)

The 50 Sexiest Things We Saw This Year (Asylum)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you think your grudge-holding skills could win you a Nobel Prize. If the Swedes gave those out, that is.)

Oh wow... is that Denise Milani in a very tight outfit?

Yes. Yes it is. Her boobs are hypnotic, aren't they?

...and if the typical Barbie-Doll adult starlet is boring you, then check out busty British alterna-girl, Dors Feline :

She's got rack and back, and she's covered in tats ...and she's not the least bit shy...total rock slut.

Pigtailed newbie Karmen Kennedy is showing off her assets in this clip:

...and we don't mean her stock portfolio... she does get a good fouling in the full-length clip though. Let's see how long she lasts in the biz.

The guys in ANVIL kicked off their tour in snowy-ass Cleveland yesterday:

Because we're a bunch of introverted metalhead geeks with nothing better to do. Aaaand TESTAMENT rules. Suck it.?

Why post a video of TESTAMENT peforming in London in 2005?

Because we're a bunch of introverted metalhead geeks with nothing better to do. Aaaand TESTAMENT rules. Suck it.?

The latest trailer for the upcoming REPO MEN is online:

Jude Law and Forest Whitaker taking back artificial organs when you can't pay? Yeah, we're feeling it.

Tight young Twistys Treat Talia Shepard wastes NO time getting naked in this clip:

and honestly, that's the way it SHOULD be. Call us kooky, but why be chatty when you can be NEKKID?

The beautiful, busty, BISEXUAL Italian goddess Wanda from FOUNDRY CAMS is welcoming in the New Year with some tunes from our buddies in DIRTFEDD.

CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH WONDERFUL WANDA

Take a break from hitting on the lonely MILF next door, and recap what we added to the MEDIA SECTION, including:

ANVIL: "Metal on Metal" LIVE in Cleveland
Denise Milani in the Dance Club
REPO MEN - Official Trailer 2
Talia Shepard Shows Her Goodies
TESTAMENT: "Electric Crown" LIVE in London
Karmen Kennedy Shows Off Her Bubble Butt
Staten Island Prisoner Slips Out of Handcuffs
Dors Feline in Pink Panties

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