New Years Speculation? Girl vs. Bike Ramp, Mystery Bikini Arse, George Lynch In Alaska, OZZY does Vogue, September Carrino, Brandy Robbins and their obnoxiously huge cans

Another year, another batch of strangeness for you to enjoy... another photo of Lindsay Lohan...

What does this link have to do with Lindsay Lohan? Nothing. Absolutely Nothing. Well, She's deviant. We're deviant. We endorse deviant behavior. That's about it.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(How's about a New Year's Resolution to get into smaller jeans? No? Didn't think so)

Well, at least she was wearing a helmet when she plowed broadside into that bike ramp:

...and WHY anyone would want to jump a mountain bike off a pier is beyond our comprehension.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

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A surprisingly shapely arse in a bikini. Whose could it be? (Drunken Stepfather)

the polygamist bit isn't convincing she blew her boyfriend on filmK... that's not giving too much away, is it?

Kelly Maines is mainly topless in this photo set (FreakShow Planet)

Movie Review: True Grit (Bullz-Eye)

PLAYBOY's Barbara Moore is More naked by the ppol = More Gooder (z0d)

Dylan Rider is sexy enough to want to Ride...her... get it? (Dailyniner)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry, not every meal consists of cake, blubber guts)

He's GEORGE LYNCH and he plays guitar better than you and everyone who looks like you:

And from the sounds of it, he's probably not getting back together with DOKKEN anytime soon.

It looks like OZZY OSBOURNE picked up on MADONNA's Vogue move about 20 years too late:

Just watch the first few minutes of the clip; you'll understand.

Lemmy Kilmister and Phil Campbell of MOTORHEAD and their respective face bumps joined CAMP FREDDY on stage at The Roxy in Hollywood:

Lemmy's not rich, but he IS famous. Infamous, even... whether or not he's happy with that is another story.

Should all boobies be forgot... wait, no... scratch that...

Brandy Robbins has 30G-sized funbags and she's doing what any woman with boobs that big SHOULD be doing:

She's rolling around in suds. Any arguments? No? Didn't think so.

As long as we're ogling abnormally-huge bosoms, take a look at September Carrino and her HH-cup Hooters, and the HH stands for "Holy Hell those boobs are Huge":

That red sweater is the luckiest piece of fabric... EVER.

...and that, as they say, is that. Now go enjoy the day and try not to offend anyone with your horrendous stench...

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QUEENSRYCHE singer wears eyeliner, Heidi Montag Sex Tape Drama, MOTLEY CRUE at Ozzfest, MARTY FRIEDMAN's new Video, Topless fun with Gia Malone, September Carrino, and Sara Stone

Hip, hip, Hoo... blech. It's Monday. the pants have to be on, and your spicy latina co-worker has to go home... because her kids are bound to be wondering where she is.

yeah, right... Like you never fooled around with someone at work. Unless you work at a slaughterhouse, in which case the blood is a bit of a turn off.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(But not even remotely as bad as your receding hairline and breath. Here's a mint and some Rogaine)

We're fans of QUEENSRYCHE, but the amount of eyeliner singer Geoff Tate is wearing has been a little suspect:

granted, they are doing the whole Queensyche Cabaret thing, but ease up on the eye makeup, wouldya? No? OK. Fine. We have no pull.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Heidi Montag, Karissa Shanon made a lesbian sex tape (WWTDD)

Well OF COURSE they did. Why Wouldn't they have... Vivid Entertainment says the real money lies with a Spencer/Heidi sex tape. Who knew Vivid liked the dick so much? (pun intended)


ooh! an ass in a purple bikini! Who could it be? (Drunken Stepfather)

We're betting on 'Who Gives a Shit?' but you, however might just want to know what this Not-So-Ugly Betty is all about. See? That was just the right amount of hint, wasn't it?

A History of (Sports) Violence (The Campus Socialite)

Sophie Moone Can Moon us any day of the week (Freakshow Planet)

Interview With Spike Lee (Bullz-Eye)

Jazmine Lyn Likes Looking at Her Boobs. Funny, so do we (z0d)

Janelle Priego is ridding herself of her pesky lingerie (Dailyniner)

How to Make a Game Out of a Movie (That Doesn't Suck) (UPROXX)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that most of your friends' names are plastered on the front of whiskey bottles)

Our pals in MOTLEY CRUE are on the road with OZZFEST, and this is what Vince Neil looked like in Hartford the other night:

Thanks to Mike for the great footage.

After several years in MEGADETH, and then bailing to live in Tokyo, this is what MARTY FRIEDMAN is up to:

So THAT's what living in Japan for ten years will do to your guitar playing.

From Great Guitarists to Great Big Boobies...

Busty blond MILF Gia Malone can't wait to show off her boobies:

She pulls them out in the passenger seat before getting slammed in the living room. You know, she's an active older gal.

Now, for the high-brow audience...naturally large-breasted September Carrino is bouncing on her bed:

Her boobs are obnoxiously huge, so watching them bounce freely like that just makes us giggle.

We're going to nominate Sara Stone for Secretary of the Year:

She gives her agitated boss a nice back rub... and a whole helluva lot more...because she's a good egg.

Emi, who has been featured in other FOUNDRY CAMS clips, is once again shaking her tattooed tail in tribute to "Tattoos & Tequila" by VINCE NEIL of MOTLEY CRUE. We wanted her to drink Vince Neil's Tres Rios Tequila while she made this clip, but after thinking it through, we realized no one wanted to see a clip of a giggling tattooed chick falling down.


Click on Emi's very large tattoo, enjoy some Tequila if you'd like, then head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Emi LIVE (try not to get too wasted; you don't want any of that drunk-typing happening)

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Korean Collision Caught On Camera, Ice Cream Men Brawl, Tila Tequila Topless, New DISTURBED video, AEROSMITH at Fenway Park, OZZY at OZZFEST, Kelley Scarlett and Krystal Summers show their buxom bodies

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not nearly as bad as your self-esteem. How DO you make it through the day without slitting your wrists?)

A compact car in Korea slides across the slick road and collides with an oncoming minivan:

Anyone want to guess how this turned out?

And you thought drug dealers were the only people to fight over street corners:

Mister Softy and Softy Cream Man Get into it on the streets of New York City. Now NO ONE gets ice cream! Waaaah!

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Tila Tequila Was Topless When She Got Attacked (WWTDD)

Speaking of wanna-be famous people, let's plug the Montana Fishburne video... for the last time... seriously!

Montana Exposed - The Montana Fishburne Sex Tape (Vivid)


Oh Shit! ALIEN! Wait, no. It's Shauna Sand in a Bikini (Drunken Stepfather)

Can You believe Someone banged her on video and admitted it? Weird, right?

Whoa. Jasmin St Claire is still around? Who knew? Is that a Wig? (Freakshow Planet)

Featured Model: Stephanie Farris (Bullz-Eye)

Sex Toy Or Dog Toy? (The Smoking Jacket)

How much is that cup of joe actually costing you (The Campus Socialite)

10 T Anchors Gone Wild (The Frisky)

The Most Bootylicious Athletes of All-Time (The Bleacher Report)

Lingerie Football League Star Goes “Full Nerd” (Gunaxin)

Liz Ashley Takes Off Her Tank Top To Expose the Tightest Body We've seen all Day (Dailyniner)

5 Things To Consider Before Beginning Your Super-Villain Career (UPROXX)

Dani Jensen Has Nice Nubs and a Nifty Little Body (z0d)

Four New Fall Shows That Will Make You Want to Kill Your TV (Asylum)

Beat The House: Prevent Your Own Wikileaks Scandal (AskMen)

I'M SORRY:
(So sorry the only women that you can pick up are hungover stragglers from last night's pool party)

What is David Draiman from DISTURBED yelling about?

Oh wait, they have a new video. No need to panic. DISTURBED is on tour now (get those tickets now, Grandma!).

Steven Tyler from AEROSMITH (who are on tour now) played "Dream On" frokm the tippy-top of Fenway Park:

...and he didn't even break his hip! Aerosmith is on tour now, so go see them LIVE before Tyler and Perry kill one another.

This, folks, is OZZY OSBOURNE playing at the start of Ozzfest and he doesn't want to change the world:

He DOES, however, want to change his band members more often than he changes his socks.

From hard rock, we move gently to ... hard nipples!

Buxom British bombshell Kelley Scarlett can't keep her shirt on:

So what chance do you think a flimsy fishnet shirt has against her huge pierced boobs?

Big-breasted blond MILF Krystal Summers is a dirty dirty girl:

She pulls off her black dress, and makes a lucky employee feel even luckier.

Emi, who has been featured in other FOUNDRY CAMS clips, is once again shaking her tattooed tail in tribute to "Tattoos & Tequila" by VINCE NEIL of MOTLEY CRUE. We wanted her to drink Vince Neil's Tres Rios Tequila while she made this clip, but after thinking it through, we realized no one wanted to see a clip of a giggling tattooed chick falling down.


Click on Emi's very large tattoo, enjoy some Tequila if you'd like, then head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Emi LIVE (try not to get too wasted; you don't want any of that drunk-typing happening)

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

FoundryMusic Interview with BEHEMOTH Frontman Nergal

I had the pleasure of catching up with NERGAL from Poland’s BEHEMOTH. We talked for a while about Ozzfest, the band’s new album, the musical state of Poland and America, and a lot more. Be sure to catch these guys on Ozzfest this year and to pick up The Apostasy. This band fucking rules!

FoundryMusicJosh: How’s it going?

Nergal: Pretty well, I just woke up actually. We have been traveling all night and are going to be doing a show soon. How are you?

FoundryMusicJosh: Doing good, thanks. First of all, how has Ozzfest been thus far?

Nergal: It’s been fucking great! Being a part of this tour has been one of the best things that has happened to us during our career – and that’s huge, given that we’ve been around for 16, nearly 17, years at this point. We are really enjoying bringing Black Metal music to the masses. As you can tell, we are one of the two heaviest bands on this tour and it’s great to see the reations of the fans to our music.

FoundryMusicJosh: It’s quite obvious from looking at the Ozzfest lineup that Behemoth is one of the most metal bands on the tour this year. How has it been to tour with bands like Circus Diablo and The Showdown, who are pretty lame when compared to Behemoth?

Nergal: Well, I don’t want to criticize any of the bands on this tour, but like I said we are one of the heaviest. They all put on great shows though. I mean, fucking HATEBREED sets the crowd on fire every single night. I think the biggest difference is that no one else on the tour, other than NILE, uses the blast beat. We put on a very punishing show that the other bands can respect and they put on a very intense show that we can respect as well. The biggest concern of ours is that the fans enjoy our show.

FoundryMusicJosh: How have the Ozzfest fans reacted to you?

Nergal: They’ve been really receptive. Judging by the merchandise sales alone, we could say that the fans have really enjoyed having us here and that’s what it’s all about. I am trying to promote one of the most extreme types of metal and I’m getting the chance to do that in front on the biggest Metal tour in America – to see the fans banging their heads and having a good time is fucking awesome.

FoundryMusicJosh: Who is your favorite band on the tour?

Nergal: I would have to say 3 INCHES OF BLOOD. I had never been exposed to them before and to see an old school Heavy Metal band these days is fucking great. They are straight out of the 80s and they put on a great show. LAMB OF GOD are very good as well. They bring a lot of intensity to the stage and the fans love them. NILE is one of my favorite bands as well. They put on a show a lot like we do, very brutal and they make quality music. Oh, and DAATH have been great. Like 3 INCHES OF BLOOD, I had never heard them before but they are fucking intense.

FoundryMusicJosh: Changing topics a bit, Behemoth’s sound has changed a lot over the years. Going from Black Metal to incorporating Death Metal and other types of music. What led to this change and how do you feel it has been viewed by your fans?

Nergal: Well, first of all, my main goal musically is to please myself. If some fans don’t like it, fine. If others do, awesome. BEHEMOTH is not about playing a certain type of music to keep fans happy, BEHEMOTH focuses on being organic and letting the sound guide us. The fact that our sound has changed over the years is a sign that we have grown as musicians. You know, some bands just go along making the same album throughout their career, just changing the cover and the song titles but we try to do something differently and we make music that we are happy with.

FoundryMusicJosh: I love the new album. How do you feel The Apostasy compares to previous Behemoth records?

Nergal: I never really compare the albums because we change our sound so much but I really like the new one. The Apostasy has only been out for two weeks in the US and has already sold 1/3 as much as Demigod sold in two years so it is clear to us that we made a good album. We even debuted on the fucking Billboard chart. It is really amazing, to us, to see this kind of heavy metal music being enjoyed by the masses. That means we are doing something right, eh?

FoundryMusicJosh: What is the current Metal scene like in Poland?

Nergal: It’s fucking great. I mean, it’s a shame that people aren’t catching on to how good the Polish metal scene is right now. There are at least 20 great metal bands there. Some are black metal, some are death, some are completely different. There is one band, Pristina, who are fucking amazing. Just really aggressive music and really talented musicians. (Pristina is fucking incredible. Pick up ‘Boner Jams ‘07’! –FMJ)

FoundryMusicJosh: With Emo music becoming all the rage in America, what is your opinion of the state of Metal and Hard Rock outside of Poland?

Nergal: I really don’t care about them. I mean, you and I and other true metal fans know that this is just a phase that will be gone within 2 years. I know a lot of people hate it, but I just ignore it. Why bother hating something that isn’t even going to be around much longer? I’m sure that they have something redeeming about their music, but the fact is that Emo is to music what McDonalds is to food. There is no substance to it. It is just something that is processed and watered down to the point that it’s completely insignificant.

FoundryMusicJosh: We have talked to several metal artists who say that they don’t listen to much metal in their spare time. What do you listen to?

Nergal: Nothing, really (laughs). I have bought 20 or so fucking CDs on this tour and haven’t really gotten to listen to any of them yet. I listen to a lot of stuff though. Of course, I do listen to a lot of metal because it’s the music that I love but I feel that there are so many types of music that can influence people and I listen to a lot of other stuff. I’ve bought a lot of Blues stuff out here and even some other stuff, like Willie Nelson. I also got my hands on the new NILE album and I’m very excited about that.

FoundryMusicJosh: After Ozzfest wraps up, what is next for Behemoth?

Nergal: We are touring for the rest of the year in support of The Apostasy. After we finish up with Ozzfest, we are going to be touring Poland and Europe. We will be back in the US too. We’ve got a lot on the table for us when Ozzfest ends.

FoundryMusicJosh: Aside from the new album, do you have anything that you want to plug for our readers?

Nergal: Not really. We will have a DVD coming out early next year but, right now, our priority is the new album. I also want to thank all the fans for coming out to the shows and buying the new album. (Buy The Apostasy … NOW! –FMJ)

FoundryMusicJosh: Thank you for the time, I’m a huge fan and I look forward to seeing you guys later this month on Ozzfest.

Nergal: Oh thanks for the interview, Josh. Make sure you come backstage at the show. We’ll have a beer and talk.

Well, that's all folks. Check out the band's official site for more info

Oh yeah, and BUY THE NEW ALBUM!