Friday Links: Weekend Wankfest, Felon Breaks Free, REPO MEN Traler #2, TESTAMENT live in London, Link Love, Denise Milani, Dors Feline, Karmen Kennedy, and Talia Shepard

Oh hell yeah, it's FRIDAY!
Ramp up for the weekend, and hookup with your cute co-worker and her chubby friend... No need for a wingman. You can fly solo, partner.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

The cops on Staten Island are going to need tighter handcuffs:

Look at that squirrely little fella go! Too bad he only lasted about seven minutes before getting picked up again.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(but your breath is, so brush your teeth, yuck-mouth)

PENTHOUSE sex columnist tells you how boys and girls how to stay fit. (MuscleSorority)

Ashley Greene in a Body Paint Bikini.
(Drunken Stepfather)

Shrinkage (Winter Freeze) (The Toilet Paper)

Her name was INGA... she was a showgirl... wait, no she wasn't. (z0d)

A Chat with Jeri Ryan (Bullz-Eye)

Regan loves showing off her colorful tats, amazing body...and her booty hole. (Daily Niner)

Rush Limbaugh's Pill Panic Game (Heavy)

Carlotta Champagne tastes just like...a peach (what'd you think we were gonna say?) (FreakshowPlanet)

Ten Kick-Ass Transformers Who Often Get The Shaft (Gunaxin)

If The Huffington Post Was Honest (Comedy)

Four Terrible Things to Do When You Die (Gunaxin)

Contestant On 'Conveyor Belt Of Love' Almost Got A Transexual (Warming Glow)

What The Crap Is: The Google “Nexus One” Phone (atom)

The 50 Sexiest Things We Saw This Year (Asylum)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you think your grudge-holding skills could win you a Nobel Prize. If the Swedes gave those out, that is.)

Oh wow... is that Denise Milani in a very tight outfit?

Yes. Yes it is. Her boobs are hypnotic, aren't they?

...and if the typical Barbie-Doll adult starlet is boring you, then check out busty British alterna-girl, Dors Feline :

She's got rack and back, and she's covered in tats ...and she's not the least bit shy...total rock slut.

Pigtailed newbie Karmen Kennedy is showing off her assets in this clip:

...and we don't mean her stock portfolio... she does get a good fouling in the full-length clip though. Let's see how long she lasts in the biz.

The guys in ANVIL kicked off their tour in snowy-ass Cleveland yesterday:

Because we're a bunch of introverted metalhead geeks with nothing better to do. Aaaand TESTAMENT rules. Suck it.?

Why post a video of TESTAMENT peforming in London in 2005?

Because we're a bunch of introverted metalhead geeks with nothing better to do. Aaaand TESTAMENT rules. Suck it.?

The latest trailer for the upcoming REPO MEN is online:

Jude Law and Forest Whitaker taking back artificial organs when you can't pay? Yeah, we're feeling it.

Tight young Twistys Treat Talia Shepard wastes NO time getting naked in this clip:

and honestly, that's the way it SHOULD be. Call us kooky, but why be chatty when you can be NEKKID?

The beautiful, busty, BISEXUAL Italian goddess Wanda from FOUNDRY CAMS is welcoming in the New Year with some tunes from our buddies in DIRTFEDD.

CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH WONDERFUL WANDA

Take a break from hitting on the lonely MILF next door, and recap what we added to the MEDIA SECTION, including:

ANVIL: "Metal on Metal" LIVE in Cleveland
Denise Milani in the Dance Club
REPO MEN - Official Trailer 2
Talia Shepard Shows Her Goodies
TESTAMENT: "Electric Crown" LIVE in London
Karmen Kennedy Shows Off Her Bubble Butt
Staten Island Prisoner Slips Out of Handcuffs
Dors Feline in Pink Panties

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Thursday Links: Failed Ukrainian Suicide, Awful Swingers, NONPOINT loves large Metal Discs, SEBASTIAN BACH in Italy, Aria Giovanni and Jelena Jensen,

THAT's TERRIBLE:

A Ukrainian man fails multiple times at trying to kill himself:




He's got a few more things to be depressed about now, we suppose.

Everyone meet Len and Linda, the most awful set of swingers you'll ever see:




Consider swinging with non-awful people...it's a much more pleasant experience.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(but your breath is, so brush your teeth, yuck-mouth)



PENTHOUSE sex columnist tells you how boys and girls how to stay fit. (MuscleSorority)




Mary Carey leaving the gym looking homely.
(Drunken Stepfather)



of course...we're much bigger fans of Mary Carey's non-gym related, naughtier work...as we should be



Less Than a Feeling - G Spot a Myth? (The Toilet Paper)



Tiffany Toth will make you Froth...and you don't even need to get rabies! (z0d)



2010 BCS Bowl Preview (Bullz-Eye)



Her name is BERRY...and she is VERY VERY naked...outside, even. (Daily Niner)



15 Celebrity Camel Toe Pictures (FunnyCrave)



Lela Star has misplaced her bra... intentionally (FreakshowPlanet)



Happy Boob Year! (Playboy)



Bear Grylls and the Guano Enema (Warming Glow)



Four Terrible Things to Do When You Die (Gunaxin)



Sketch Of the Dead (atom)



25 Funny College Gameday Signs (Holy Taco)



2010 Cougar of the year AVN award nominees (pics are SFW) (Cougar Patrol)

WHOA! Did someone say 'COUGAR'?!?!

How’s that for subtle??? You’re lonley. She’s lonely. Whatcha waitin’ for?!?!

I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that you think your grudge-holding skills could win you a Nobel Prize. If the Swedes gave those out, that is.)

What could be better than Aria Giovanni and Jelena Jensen in a girl-girl scene?



Nothing. Zip. Except for maybe watching the entire uncut clip on-demand...yeah, that might be the only thing.

Busty babes Maggie Green and Yurizan Beltran are having a Bouncing Bosom Bonanza.



It's all part of a bisexual love-fest that you can see in its entirety here. Busty Bisexual Bouncing Bosom Bonanza. Yeah, bitches.

Why do the guys in NONPOINT love playing in Wisconsin so much?



Because the locals give them unwieldy metal discs... Why else?

If SEBASTIAN BACH is 41 years old...



Is he still allowed to sing songs with lyrics like "We are the Youth Gone Wild"? Just sayin'...

The beautiful, busty, BISEXUAL Italian goddess Wanda from FOUNDRY CAMS is welcoming in the New Year with some tunes from our buddies in DIRTFEDD.








CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH WONDERFUL WANDA

Take a break from hitting on the lonely MILF next door, and recap what we added to the MEDIA SECTION, including:



SEBASTIAN BACH: 'Youth Gone Wild' LIVE in Italy

Maggie Green and Yurizan Beltran Bouncing Boob Bonanza

Awful Swingers Len and Linda

Kortnie O'Connor In Heels...and nothing els

Ukrainian Man Fails at Suicide

Aria Giovanni and Jelena Jensen in 'Private Dancer'

NONPOINT: What A Day LIVE in Wisconsin

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Wednesday Links: Happy First Hump Day of 2010, Drunk Bus Driver and Screaming Kids, Rock Climbing Close Call, LEMMY: The Movie, Busty Babes Jaime Hammer, Bobbi Billard

It's the first hump-day of 2010, everyone is back at work, and the secretary down the hall is looking quite fetching

Whatcha waiting for, dummy? she's not sitting like that because she's asking you for the time. Secretaries have needs too, dammit!

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Just another day on the school bus...

Rolling backwards over mailboxes, into a ditch, with a dozen screaming kids. Yeah.

This rock climbing video will serve as incentive for all fat lazy bastards to STAY ON THE COUCH:

Falling rocks and shit. Helllls no, we won't go!

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(but your breath is, so brush your teeth, yuck-mouth)

PENTHOUSE sex columnist tells you how boys and girls how to stay fit. (MuscleSorority)

Mariah Carey drunk acceptance speech.
(Drunken Stepfather)

Jessica Jaymes is Just Juicy. Her boobs are, that is. (z0d)

2010 BCS Bowl Preview (Bullz-Eye)

Heather Vandeven and the luckiest front wedgie ever (Daily Niner)

Faceplant Off Truck (Break)

Angel Cassidy! We can see up your skirt... but we think you wanted us to (FreakshowPlanet)

PWN'D support group (CollegeHumor)

Remote Controlled Cooler: When You're Too Lazy to Walk to the Fridge (The Bachelor Guy)

Stay Away From YouTube Today (Heavy)

Saruman The White Makes A Metal Concept Album (GammaSquad)

10 Fictional Sporting Events We’d Pay Good Money to Attend (FunnyCrave)

20 Stupid Star Wars Character Names (Gunaxin)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you think your grudge-holding skills could win you a Nobel Prize. If the Swedes gave those out, that is.)

We think busty blond Bobbi Billard/a> has ashy skin. She's using so much lotion:

Oh, wait...shit. We get it. She LOVES the lotion and the slippery things she can do with it...and we love her for it.

Lusty, leggy, and busty Jaime Hammer is wearing a see-through pink bikini.

Why even bother with clothing at this point? she spends enough time naked feeling herself up as it is. Just go bikini-less next time, honey.

From leggy models to LEMMY MOTÖRHEAD frontman Lemmy Kilmister is the focus of an upcoming documentary:

If you don't see this movie, you should be beaten with Lemmy's boil. It's going to debut at SXSW in Austin, Texas this March.

Wanda from FOUNDRY CAMS is welcoming in the New Year with some tunes from our buddies in DIRTFEDD.

CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH WONDERFUL WANDA

Take a break from hitting on the lonely MILF next door, and recap what we added to the MEDIA SECTION, including:

LEMMY: The Movie - Teaser Trailer
Jaime Hammer In a See-Through Pink Bikini
Caught On Video: Mountain Hiking Close Call
Bobbi Billard Rubs Lotion All Over Her Body
Drunk School Bus Driver takes kids on a Bumpy Ride
Carol Goldnerova Bails on Her Blue Bra

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FOUNDRY CAMS: Wanda Welcomes in the New Year with DIRTFEDD

We're kicking off 2010 with a BANG... a headbanging, specifically. DIRTFEDD (who were discovered by SLIPKNOT drummmer Shawn Crahan) sent us the song "Trained to Kill" from their debut disc The American Nightmare.
We thought that our own Italian, hard-bodied Wanda's killer physique would be a good fit for this hard and heavy track.
If you look close, you can see a nip-slip or two... or three. Happy New Year, boys and girls from the lovely ladies of FOUNDRY CAMS.
Thanks, as usual, to our boy Jon for the editing.

CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH WONDERFUL WANDA

After your BPMs slow down to a manageable rate, head over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Wanda LIVE on cam!

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and that, as they say, is that...

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