Tuesday Links: Lippy Skateboarder vs. Cop, Marilyn Manson Blows Snot Rockets, Tons of Link Love, Violet Erotica, Briana Lee and Mandy Michaels Showing off

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THAT's TERRIBLE:

Thank God the city of San Francisco is keeping those terrorist skateboarders off the streets. Lord only knows what mayhem they would cause:

To serve and protect, mawfugger.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(But your smartass mouth is getting annoying and old, so do us all a favor and be quiet for a change)

A New Way For College Kids To Make Money (no fellatio required)

Kate Beckinsale Looks Sexy Carrying Donuts (Drunken Stepfather)...and you know what? Kate Beckinsale looks really sexy NAKED too.

Asia Akira is all kinds of Naked ...and Asian (Daily Niner)

TV Girlfriends: Thy Neighbor's Wife (Bullz-Eye)

Aletta Ocean and the Luckiest Orange Dildo ever (z0d)

The Dallas Stars Ice Girls Went To The Lake (World of Isaac)

Jenny McClain has really big boobies. Yippie-Ki-Yay! (Freakshow Planet)

Ten Beatles Songs that Should be on Everyone's Favorites List (Gunaxin)

Superman vs. Batman: Who's a Better Lay (FunnyCrave)

Save the Boobs! Fantastic Breast Cancer PSA (Dave and Thomas)

Put Arnold's Cookies Down! (Yep Yep)

Sexy Singapore F1 Grid Girls (DJMICK)

New Energy Drink In Market Feels And Looks Like Blood...WTF (Filmdrunk)

At the Grand Theft Auto precinct, they don't take no crap ... or prisoners, apparently (atom)

Job Fail: Burglar drinks wine, passes out during burglary (Illuminati)

The bikini return of hot sideline reporter, Ines Sainz (Epic Carnival)

Best Of The Rest: Power-Ranking The Cheerleaders From The BCS-Busters (Bleacher Report)

Matt Damon really doesn't like Vinny Chase (Tastybooze)

25 Awesome Futuristic Motorcycles (Super Tremendous)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the only ass you get to look at is your own. In the mirror. When you're popping butt zits)

Busty, beautiful Briana Lee is naked in the kitchen:

Why? Because she CAN. That's good enough for us.

Why is Mandy Michaels rubbing so much lotion on herself?

Because her boobs are HUGE. Now stop asking dumb questions!

From bosoms to bands, MARILYN MANSON is on tour and blowing swine-flu snot-rockets on his fans:

Yeah, he was actually diagnosed with swine flu the day after he did this. Betcha wish you were at that show, dontcha?

Back to booty, the ass-tastic Violet, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS clips, is showing off her outstanding bottom:

And she's going fully-nude and hardcore at Violet Erotica!

Our buxom brunette beauty Sweet Victoria from FOUNDRY CAMS covers herself in the tightest outfit possible, and rocks out with LYNCH MOB:

QUICK! CLICK ON SWEET VIC...TORIA, that is.

(and now to recap... for the people with the retention ability of gnats. That means us, too.)

Before you head off to the motel to bang your married co-worker, take five minutes and see we added to the MEDIA SECTION:

Briana Lee Shakes Her Naked Ass In The Kitchen
Caught on Camera: Skateboarder Lips Off To Cop, Gets Arrested
Mandy Michaels Rubs Lotion on Her Huge Chest
MARILYN MANSON blows Swine Flu Snot Rockets on fans
Violet Shakes Her Outstanding Ass

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Thursday Links: Workplace affairs and the Dancing Bear, Pitcher Plant Devours Rat, Lots of Link Love, DOWN and MARILYN MANSON live, Cierra Spice, Audrey Bitoni and Nelli Roono

Happy Thursday, boys and girls... feel free to say something inappropriate to a coworker. That arsenal of cheesy lines might just work out for you.

This sexy co-worker is brought to you by the people who encourage affairs with sexy coworkers. God bless 'em.

Don't hesitate though, because if you don't act fast she'll be getting nailed by the Dancing Bear.

and what did you THINK the girls in the secretarial pool were doing at night? Sheesh.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Whoa...sucks to be you, Mr. Rat.

That, kids... is a new breed of pitcher plant... specially made for eating rats...or so we hear.

That's Not-So Terrible:
(But your stank-ass alcoholic breath is, so grab a mint, stinky.)

Joanna Krupa is making a half-assed Comeback (Drunken Stepfather) - Yeah, Yeah... just pull your boobs out Joanna.

We'd like to put the hammer... to Jaime Hammer. (z0d)

Guest Model: Christine Nguyen (Bullz-Eye)

Nicole Dawn Sheds her Blue Bikini (Daily Niner)

Other Poorly Photoshopped Foreign Microsoft Ads (College Humor)

Anna Kournikova Continues To Make Pants Tighter (Don Chavez)

Cassia Riley Makes a Fire and a Bear Skin Rug look Sexy in the Summer (Freakshow Planet)

OJ Simpson & Bob Costas tell America how to pronounce "Favre" in 1992 (Ice Ice Babies)

5 Things You Didn't Know About Ted Kennedy

I'M SORRY:
(So sorry that you have nothing to offer women other than awful breath and a receeding hairline)

This lovely lady is Audrey Bitoni:

And THAT, my friends, is the LUCKIEST banana...EVER

Voluptuous Polish gal Nelli Roono from Polish Busty has Double-J Cup breasts, if you can believe that:

She's got them stuffed into an oily T-shirt, which at that point... is well, invisible.

From Boobs, we move to bands, and MARILYN MANSON - who is on tour now:

He brought out Kerry King from SLAYER/b> to calm the Christian protesters in Pomona, California.

Keeping with the evil, we move on to DOWN who are touring sans Rex Brown for a while:

They're doing "Hail The Leaf" in Los Angeles.

Now here's a cheerful...kind-of...cheerleader Cierra Spice:

Cierra is unhappy with the size of her boobs. We're not. We think they're just fine.

From boobies, we move to booty with the FOUNDRY CAMS girls, here's Maiya, Cameron, Delilah, Vikki, Nyli, Brooke, Xesca, Coco, Sweet Victoria, and Paige and their amazing asses in this booty-shaking compilation:

CLICK ON THE WHOOTY, DAMMIT!

(and now to recap... you know, for the slowpokes in the room. US included.)

Take a breather from screwing your neighbor and check what we added to the MEDIA SECTION:

Cierra Spice is a Cheerful Cheerleader
MARILYN MANSON featuring KERRY KING: 'Little Horn' Live in Pomona, CA
Audrey Bitoni Banana Blow Job
DOWN: 'Hail The Leaf' LIVE in Los Angeles
Lucia Topless on an Exercise Bike
Giant Pitcher Plant Eats Rat
Nelli Roono In a Wet T-Shirt

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