Wednesday Links: Hump Day HumpFest, New Boobs On RateMyWOW, Emergency Room Brawl, New KISS video, Sorcerer's Apprentice Trailer, Naked Wakeboarding, Magen Lugo in the Bath

Happy Hump Day, folks. Spend some time loving thy neighbor this holiday season...Literally.

You know, just hanging around... doing laundry... flirting awkwardly and having torrid affairs. Go ask your married neighbor if you can borrow some detergent.

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is constantly shooting content for COVER MY FACE and SHE IS HALF MY AGE (so very not-safe-for-work), we were able to add new bosoms to RateMyWOW today courtesy of adult starlets Daria Glower and Rachel:

RateMyWOW: RACHEL
RateMyWOW: DARIA GLOWER

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Usually the "Baby Daddy" Fights happen on Maury:

...and NOT in the Emergency ROom.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(Your, on the other hand, have the emotional maturity of the 3 year-old. Grow up, fella)

Want to Lose Weight Like a Fancy Man? Now you CAN! (Muscle Sorority)

Lindsay Lohan Shows Some Nippage
(Drunken Stepfather)
and because we love pointing this shit out...Here's every nude scene Lindsay Lohan ever did on film.

Magdelana is one hot Mama... you know, cuz that Rhymes (z0d)

Top 10 Cool Things at SEMA Show 2009 (Bullz-Eye)

Georgia and Faye in a Girl/Girl Taste Test (Daily Niner)

How to Use Twitter Tactics in Real Life (FunnyCrave)

Brandi Bryant is Busting Out of her Black Bikini (FreakshowPlanet)

Monkeys Are Assuredly Plotting Against Us (GammaSquad)

Saints Fans Shoot Up A TV (With Leather)

7 annoying photograph poses that prove you’re a douchebag (Guyism)

Heavy's Holiday Travel Tips (Heavy)

Everyone Hates Perez Hilton (Warming Glow)

Tennessee 'Hostesses' Used to Lure Recruits; NCAA Investigating (Buster Sports)

A Flowchart To Determine What Holiday To Celebrate (Holy Taco)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your bridge burning skills could land you a good job as an arsonist)

Ladies, naked wakeboarding is a great way to mangle your cooter...just ask PLABOY hottie Jennifer Walcott:

Especially if she falls off. That's a scene from PLAYBOY X Mates - check it out!

As long as we're looking at sexy PLAYBOY bitches, let's look at Magen Lugo:

She's getting clean. Cleanliness is next to...something.

Yooooouuuu Wanted the best, yooouuuu got... eh, KISSS!!!!! and they're really TALL.

The video for "Modern Day Delilah has been released and that's it up there. Click it.

The trailer for the live-action version of The Sorcerer's Apprentice is online:

Why are WE linking it up? Because it's a lot darker than we thought... and GHOST RIDER...err, Nicolas Cage is in it.

We sent our FOUNDRY CAMS girl Danni G one of our old-school FoundryMusic shirts, which she appropriately sliced up and made into a tube top. TANTRIC sent us the song "Coming Undone".
What you'll see next is three minutes of footage that will leave you slack-jawed and most likely pants-less.

CLICK ON DANNI AND WATCH HER...DANCE... yeah, that's it...then chat with her LIVE at FOUNDRY CAMS

(and now to recap... because we forget shit almost as easy as you do)

Finish up making the sexy time with a sophisticated older woman, and head over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:

The Sorcerer's Apprentice - Trailer
PLAYBOY's Magen Lugo Taking a Bath
KISS: 'Modern Day Delilah' - Official Video
Jennifer Walcott Naked Wakeboarding
Fight Inside Brookdale Hospital In Brooklyn/li>

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Monday Links: Monday Motel Mess Mop-Up, Saturday Night Live F-Bomb, KISS live in Detroit, New 'Nightmare On Elm Street' Teaser, New Foundry Cams clip, Sexy Time with Aria Giovanni and Jelena Jensen

Happy Monday, boys and girls... did you remember to mop the floor after your weekend motel adventure?

It's your God-given right to mess up hotel rooms with someone you're not married to.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Whoops! In case you missed it, Saturday Night Live newbie Jenny Slate dropped the F-Bomb accidentally on her first show ever...

That's a great post-F-Bomb, "Oh Shit" face, Ms. Slate.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(But your smartass mouth is getting annoying and old, so do us all a favor and be quiet for a change)

A New Way For College Kids To Make Money (no fellatio required)

A Romantic Story About a Man and His Small Penis (Drunken Stepfather)...oh for crying out loud... Just buy a penis pump. Sheesh.

Paris Dahl feels up her Friend (Daily Niner)

A chat with UFC's Matt Serra (Bullz-Eye)

Lizzie is making a pee-pee on the potty. Seriously. (z0d)

Five Team Sports to Organize at Work (Illuminati)

Jenny McClain has really big boobies. Yippie-Ki-Yay! (Freakshow Planet)

Twins: Double The Fun (Gunaxin)

Beyonce, Nicole inspire Lewis Hamilton on to victory (Yard Barker)

X-Wing Fighter Misses Landing (Dave and Thomas)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the only ass you get to look at is your own. In the mirror. When you're popping butt zits)

Here's a scene from Meridians of Passion with Aria Giovanni and Jelena Jensen:

Lesbians lotioning each other up and then making out = ALWAYS wonderful.

Sexy Czech babe Veronika Zemanová is getting naked again:

Does she need a reason? Nah, not really.

From bosoms to bands, KISS kicked off their world tour in Detroit at Cobo Arena:

A li'l pre-concert performance for 1500 fans showcasing their new single "Modern Day Delilah". KISS is on tour now - get the best seats online.

The first teaser for the re-imagined NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET is here and lookin' spooky:

Jackie Earle Haley (Rorschach from WATCHMEN) is Freddy Krueger. He definitely looks burned up.

Buxom British brunette Kitty Lea is all wet for you:

Well, she's wet from the swimming pool, but still wet, dammit!

Our buxom brunette beauty Sweet Victoria from FOUNDRY CAMS covers herself in the tightest outfit possible, and rocks out with LYNCH MOB:

QUICK! CLICK ON SWEET VIC...TORIA, that is.

(and now to recap... for the people with the retention ability of gnats. That means us, too.)

Before you head off to the motel to bang your married co-worker, take five minutes and see we added to the MEDIA SECTION:

A Nightmare on Elm Street (remake) - Teaser Trailer
Aria Giovanni and Jelena Jensen Rub Lotion On Each Other
KISS: 'Modern Day Delilah' - LIVE in Detroit
Veronika Zemanová Peels off Her Black Lingerie
Saturday Night Live: F-Bomb on 'Biker Chicks Chat'
FOUNDRY CAMS: Sweet Victoria is Your Kind of Healer

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