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THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Almost as terrible as your breath, clothes and hairline. It's a trifecta of 'Awful' Poolboy!)
A Crane operator in the Azores (in Portugal) is going to be looking for a new job after dropping this rather cumbersome piece of machinery onto a dock:
If you saw the big chase scene in TERMINATOR 3, you know what kind of equipment we're talking about.
THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:
The (almost-safe-for-work) Montana Fishburne Video Preview is here...and Boy oh Boy is Larry going to be PISSED.
We say 'Thank you' to the nice folks at Vivid Entertainment for Bringing the Montana Fishburne Sex Tape to Market... Excellent work, folks!
Guess Whose Large Butt in Tight Pants this is? (Drunken Stepfather)
C'mon GUESS, dammit! it's not like you could click here and see a video of her going down on Ray J... oh, wait. Did we wreck it again? Uh huh.
Most Accurately Named Skate Park in America (The Smoking Jacket)
Five Ways To Cope In Cleveland (Gunaxin)
Kayla Carrera has a big beautiful back tattoo...and hiney (Freakshow Planet)
Girl Next Door: Taylor O'Connor (Bullz-Eye)
The Ultimate Sex Toy Chart (Probably NSFW) (Windowless Van)
Aspen Mackensie is getting naked on the Luckiest...Couch...EVER (Dailyniner)
The 15 Worst Types of People in America (BroBible)
9 common porn moves that you should avoid (Guyism)
Someone really should tell Prinzess Sasha that her Bikini is falling off. Oh...wait. (z0d)
There Were Dinosaurs. There Was A Civil War (Dave and Thomas)
I'M SORRY:
(So sorry you have yet to develop a skill set beyond that of a shit-shoveler)
Corey Taylor from STONE SOUR and SLIPKNOT is banging out some Chris Isaak on stage in the UK:
Next up, Barry Manilow does SLAYER... *rimshot*
The new trailer for MEDAL OF HONOR (coming for the XBOX, PS3 and PC) is loaded with guns, explosions, and LINKIN PARK:
LINKIN PARK debuted the song 'The Catalyst' for the trailer, and the song is the first single from the band's new album "A Thousand Suns" .
From rock to racks...here's some fun
Busty Czech blond Katarina Snow is wearing a very tight Corset, but not for very long:
That flimsy fabric doesn't stand a chance against her massive mammaries...and that aint the half of it.
PLAYBOY hottie Vanessa Raia thinks she's funny:
She isn't. She DOES, however, look great naked... so it's ok. If she's was hideous, we'd be really upset.
Holy. Moley. Our Italian a beautiful young lady from FOUNDRY CAMS girl Dannie Gee or Danni G did a great job tearing up and re-working our old-school FoundryMusic T-shirt, and shaking her ass to "Kick in The Teeth" by PAPA ROACH from their upcoming album Time For Annihilation..On the Road, and On The Record:
Pick yourself up off the floor, wipe the drool off your chest...and then Head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and Chat with Danni Gee/Danni G LIVE...and NUUUUDE (uh, yeah...we mean HER. Not you)
Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?
We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did
FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing
Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates
be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep
We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.
We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.
We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.
FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.
Happy Monday! if you woke up next to someone like this...
Then congratulations! your adulterous weekend is a privilege of being a grown-up, because after all... adultery is for adults.
THAT's TERRIBLE:
(But not half as bad as your people skills)
Sometimes you just need a coffe, and you can't wait in line:
Crashing your car into a sidewalk cafe and rolling up the counter should probably be a last-resort kind of thing.
THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:
New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is constantly shooting content for LOAD MY MOUTH and COVER MY FACE (so very not-safe-for-work), we were able to add new bosoms to RateMyWOW today courtesy of FRIDA and ALICIA:
RateMyWOW: FRIDA
RateMyWOW: ALICIA
Angelina Jolie Kissed Some Random Fan in Moscow (WWTDD)
This is important WHY??? because it gives us an excuse to look at a bunch of her nude/sex scenes on Mr Skin. Hey, at least we're honest.
Amanda Seyfried is wearing a really odd outfit (Drunken Stepfather)
...and of course we're commenting on this because we saw her sex scenes in 'CHLOE' over the weekend and now we can't get enough of Amanda Seyfried's boobs.
The Real Girls of Jersey Shore (The Smoking Jacket)
Paging Kayla Paige...Paging Kayla Paige... oh, there you are...naked in the garden (Freakshow Planet)
Bullz-Eye.com Featured Model: Nikki (Bullz-Eye)
Your Guts Are Danny Trejo’s Rope, Puto! (FilmDrunk)
Lizz Taylor is Likely to be touching herself once she slips out of her pink panties (Dailyniner)
8 Famous Sea Monsters And Their Amazing Real Life Equivalents (UPROXX)
15 USA Network Swear Words (Dave and Thomas)
Ryana Daniels is the sweetest dark meat you'll ever see (z0d)
Basil Marceaux is Running for Governor Of Tennesee... God Help them (Dave and Thomas)
I'M SORRY:
(but not half as sorry as you're going to be when you realize you have no marketable skills)
A pack of pooing pigeons caused KINGS OF LEON to cancel their show in St Louis:
Meh, call 'em crybabies, but pigeons shitting in your mouth is a hell of a reason to end a concert.
After spending all day at the Heavy MTL Festival, MEGADETH rolled into a little club in Montreal and played for a few hundred wackos:
Dave Mustaine was (allegedly) drunk off his ass, but we weren't there to witness it, so we'll stick with "Allegedly".
The remaining members of HEAVEN & HELL performed their first and ONLY tribute to the late Ronnie James Dio:
They were joined by Glenn Hughes and Jorn Lande, who filled in on vocals.
...and in New Hampshire, Aaron Lewis from STAIND was channeling his inner Sebastian Bach:
The guys in STAIND will get to work on a new album later this year.
from big guitars, to bigger boobies...
The geekest pair of horn-rimmed glasses can't distact from Sara Stone's huge boobs:
25 years-old, and packing 36DD funbags.
Busty blond bombshell Katarina Snow juggles better than any circus clown:
Only she's not juggling bowling pins she's juggling her own...welll... you know.
Holy. Moley. Our Italian a beautiful young lady from FOUNDRY CAMS girl Dannie Gee or Danni G did a great job tearing up and re-working our old-school FoundryMusic T-shirt, and shaking her ass to "Kick in The Teeth" by PAPA ROACH from their upcoming album Time For Annihilation..On the Road, and On The Record:
Pick yourself up off the floor, wipe the drool off your chest...and then Head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and Chat with Danni Gee/Danni G LIVE...and NUUUUDE (uh, yeah...we mean HER. Not you)
Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?
We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did
FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing
Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates
be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep
We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.
We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.
We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.
FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.
