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THAT's TERRIBLE:
(But not even remotely as bad as your receding hairline and breath. Here's a mint and some Rogaine)
If you're going to take out a freeway for six hours, you might as well do it Dukes of Hazzard style:
Car split into three pieces, and the kid LIVED... let's all get dashboard-cameras and see what kind of mayhem we can record while driving!
THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:
Someone tried to Kill Paris Hilton (WWTDD)
Say it ain't so! the world needs vapid blockheads who get famous after releasing homemade sex tapes. Hell, that's most of reality TV.
Someone's surgically-enhanced ass was strolling through the sand (Drunken Stepfather)
C'mon this is an easy one it's not like we haven't posted links to her sex tape a hundred times before. Now that wasn't so hard, was it?
'Star Wars' Reimagined as Silent Films (MovieFone)
Giuliana Marino is one seriously spicy meatball...and she's pretty cute too (Freakshow Planet)
Girl Next Door: Jessica Marie (Bullz-Eye)
Someone Should tell Jana Cova that her tiny necktie isn't nearly enough to cover her for that interview at Hardee's (z0d)
Jana and Jana are Just the Best Of Friends...who get naked a lot and lick each other (Dailyniner)
Catherine: The Weirdest Video Game You’ll Ever Play (The Campus Socialite)
Other Celebrity Stormtrooper Action Figures (Gunaxin)
Poodle Puppy Dances For Freedom (College Humor)
I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that most of your friends' names are plastered on the front of whiskey bottles)
In retrospect, when you look at all the leather and chains ROB HALFORD shackles himself with:
...the whole gay thing isn't really that shocking, is it?
The guys in MEGADETH are releasing Rust In Peace - LIVE, and this friends, is a little taste of "Holy Wars...The Punishment Due":
Well, OK... it's the WHOLE song. Mustaine's guitar is so pointy, it's a miracle no one in the band gets stabbed with it.
OUr amigos in DROWNING POOL paid homage to the PANTERA guys with their take on "Cowboys from Hell":
Damn, there's some cool shit going on at Ozzfest this year. We's going!
Heavy Metal always leads to...Heavy Hooters!
In any normal job situation Capri Cavalli would get everyone in the office fired for pulling this shit:
But not in Smut-land! You can see the end result of Capri's advances in the full version. It's totally realistic, man. Really.
This beautiful blond bombshell is PLAYBOY's Sofia Lane and she used to be 40 pounds heavier:
But she's not anymore, so put away the harpoon guns and gawk at her shapely hiney in the shower.
We suggest that ALL women do their homework just like Kara:
topless, feeling herself up, in front of her laptop and big-ass flat screen TV Kiss Kara is a Homework Role Model, dammit.
Emi, who has been featured in other FOUNDRY CAMS clips, is once again shaking her tattooed tail in tribute to "Tattoos & Tequila" by VINCE NEIL of MOTLEY CRUE. We wanted her to drink Vince Neil's Tres Rios Tequila while she made this clip, but after thinking it through, we realized no one wanted to see a clip of a giggling tattooed chick falling down.
Click on Emi's very large tattoo, enjoy some Tequila if you'd like, then head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Emi LIVE (try not to get too wasted; you don't want any of that drunk-typing happening)
Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?
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be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep
We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.
We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.
We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.
FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.
Happy Monday! if you woke up next to someone like this...
Then congratulations! your adulterous weekend is a privilege of being a grown-up, because after all... adultery is for adults.
THAT's TERRIBLE:
(But not half as bad as your people skills)
Sometimes you just need a coffe, and you can't wait in line:
Crashing your car into a sidewalk cafe and rolling up the counter should probably be a last-resort kind of thing.
THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:
New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is constantly shooting content for LOAD MY MOUTH and COVER MY FACE (so very not-safe-for-work), we were able to add new bosoms to RateMyWOW today courtesy of FRIDA and ALICIA:
RateMyWOW: FRIDA
RateMyWOW: ALICIA
Angelina Jolie Kissed Some Random Fan in Moscow (WWTDD)
This is important WHY??? because it gives us an excuse to look at a bunch of her nude/sex scenes on Mr Skin. Hey, at least we're honest.
Amanda Seyfried is wearing a really odd outfit (Drunken Stepfather)
...and of course we're commenting on this because we saw her sex scenes in 'CHLOE' over the weekend and now we can't get enough of Amanda Seyfried's boobs.
The Real Girls of Jersey Shore (The Smoking Jacket)
Paging Kayla Paige...Paging Kayla Paige... oh, there you are...naked in the garden (Freakshow Planet)
Bullz-Eye.com Featured Model: Nikki (Bullz-Eye)
Your Guts Are Danny Trejo’s Rope, Puto! (FilmDrunk)
Lizz Taylor is Likely to be touching herself once she slips out of her pink panties (Dailyniner)
8 Famous Sea Monsters And Their Amazing Real Life Equivalents (UPROXX)
15 USA Network Swear Words (Dave and Thomas)
Ryana Daniels is the sweetest dark meat you'll ever see (z0d)
Basil Marceaux is Running for Governor Of Tennesee... God Help them (Dave and Thomas)
I'M SORRY:
(but not half as sorry as you're going to be when you realize you have no marketable skills)
A pack of pooing pigeons caused KINGS OF LEON to cancel their show in St Louis:
Meh, call 'em crybabies, but pigeons shitting in your mouth is a hell of a reason to end a concert.
After spending all day at the Heavy MTL Festival, MEGADETH rolled into a little club in Montreal and played for a few hundred wackos:
Dave Mustaine was (allegedly) drunk off his ass, but we weren't there to witness it, so we'll stick with "Allegedly".
The remaining members of HEAVEN & HELL performed their first and ONLY tribute to the late Ronnie James Dio:
They were joined by Glenn Hughes and Jorn Lande, who filled in on vocals.
...and in New Hampshire, Aaron Lewis from STAIND was channeling his inner Sebastian Bach:
The guys in STAIND will get to work on a new album later this year.
from big guitars, to bigger boobies...
The geekest pair of horn-rimmed glasses can't distact from Sara Stone's huge boobs:
25 years-old, and packing 36DD funbags.
Busty blond bombshell Katarina Snow juggles better than any circus clown:
Only she's not juggling bowling pins she's juggling her own...welll... you know.
Holy. Moley. Our Italian a beautiful young lady from FOUNDRY CAMS girl Dannie Gee or Danni G did a great job tearing up and re-working our old-school FoundryMusic T-shirt, and shaking her ass to "Kick in The Teeth" by PAPA ROACH from their upcoming album Time For Annihilation..On the Road, and On The Record:
Pick yourself up off the floor, wipe the drool off your chest...and then Head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and Chat with Danni Gee/Danni G LIVE...and NUUUUDE (uh, yeah...we mean HER. Not you)
Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?
We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did
FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing
Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates
be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep
We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.
We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.
We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.
FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.
LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE and ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)O&A ANIMATIONS ARE ON iTunes NOW!! (Watch Anthony Shooting his computer!!)
Need the O&A Show, but can't find it on your local radio dial?? No problem at all.. GO GET YOUR XM NOW AND HEAR THE SHOW UNCENSORED!Our own Jim Norton is doing a li'l Comedy tour...CLICK HERE FOR JIM NORTON TICKETS!Today on the Opie and Anthony Show, we've got a busy busy busy show... Our pal Adam Ferrara
is stopping by the show to talk about the new movie he's in, Definitely, Maybe
. Adam is also at Governor's this weekend. Also coming to the POgram today is internationally famous comedian Russell Peters. Also joining the show is WWE Wrestler JBL.COUPLES CHERRY DARTS - LIVE - TODAY!!! Today on show, we'll be launching cherries into the open, inviting asses of some lovely young women... and maybe Sandy Kane. You don't want to miss this stuff, so Turn On Your PalTalk and go to the 'Opie and Anthony Live' room!Our pal Bob Kelly has a crush on Tom Brady... Listen to the Audio Tribute Derek Made for Bob Kelly and His Man-Crush on Tom BradyOLD SCHOOL OPIE AND ANTHONY: If you look at Opie and Anthony.com (lower left), you'll see we added OLD SCHOOL OPIE AND ANTHONY video and audio to the page for those of you who might need a refresher course on some of those classic moments from the O&A SHOW. Today's links include:
WAAF War vs. WABU-TV - Part 1
WAAF War vs. WABU-TV - Part 2
WAAF War vs. WABU-TV - Part 3
WAAF War vs. WABU-TV - Part 4...and now for something completely different...Several of the Bombshells from FOUNDRY CAMS sent in a great new video featuring SCUM OF THE EARTH:
CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH 'BOMBSHELLS FROM HELL'There's a batch of new hotness in the MEDIA SECTION, including:
Horny French Stewardesses Get Naked In The Cockpit
Bikini Babe Crawling Around the Swimming Pool
Massive Natural Boobs Bouncing
Puppy Chews Toes Off Paralyzed Man
Jesus Statue Hijacked Until Woman Cleans Up 'Weiner Doodie'
Round Booty In Pink Spandex
Christine Mendoza Bikini Montage
Two Trains Hit Minivan In Hinsdale, Ill
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