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Happy Monday! if you woke up next to someone like this...
Then congratulations! your adulterous weekend is a privilege of being a grown-up, because after all... adultery is for adults.
THAT's TERRIBLE:
(But not half as bad as your people skills)
Sometimes you just need a coffe, and you can't wait in line:
Crashing your car into a sidewalk cafe and rolling up the counter should probably be a last-resort kind of thing.
THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:
New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is constantly shooting content for LOAD MY MOUTH and COVER MY FACE (so very not-safe-for-work), we were able to add new bosoms to RateMyWOW today courtesy of FRIDA and ALICIA:
RateMyWOW: FRIDA
RateMyWOW: ALICIA
Angelina Jolie Kissed Some Random Fan in Moscow (WWTDD)
This is important WHY??? because it gives us an excuse to look at a bunch of her nude/sex scenes on Mr Skin. Hey, at least we're honest.
Amanda Seyfried is wearing a really odd outfit (Drunken Stepfather)
...and of course we're commenting on this because we saw her sex scenes in 'CHLOE' over the weekend and now we can't get enough of Amanda Seyfried's boobs.
The Real Girls of Jersey Shore (The Smoking Jacket)
Paging Kayla Paige...Paging Kayla Paige... oh, there you are...naked in the garden (Freakshow Planet)
Bullz-Eye.com Featured Model: Nikki (Bullz-Eye)
Your Guts Are Danny Trejo’s Rope, Puto! (FilmDrunk)
Lizz Taylor is Likely to be touching herself once she slips out of her pink panties (Dailyniner)
8 Famous Sea Monsters And Their Amazing Real Life Equivalents (UPROXX)
15 USA Network Swear Words (Dave and Thomas)
Ryana Daniels is the sweetest dark meat you'll ever see (z0d)
Basil Marceaux is Running for Governor Of Tennesee... God Help them (Dave and Thomas)
I'M SORRY:
(but not half as sorry as you're going to be when you realize you have no marketable skills)
A pack of pooing pigeons caused KINGS OF LEON to cancel their show in St Louis:
Meh, call 'em crybabies, but pigeons shitting in your mouth is a hell of a reason to end a concert.
After spending all day at the Heavy MTL Festival, MEGADETH rolled into a little club in Montreal and played for a few hundred wackos:
Dave Mustaine was (allegedly) drunk off his ass, but we weren't there to witness it, so we'll stick with "Allegedly".
The remaining members of HEAVEN & HELL performed their first and ONLY tribute to the late Ronnie James Dio:
They were joined by Glenn Hughes and Jorn Lande, who filled in on vocals.
...and in New Hampshire, Aaron Lewis from STAIND was channeling his inner Sebastian Bach:
The guys in STAIND will get to work on a new album later this year.
from big guitars, to bigger boobies...
The geekest pair of horn-rimmed glasses can't distact from Sara Stone's huge boobs:
25 years-old, and packing 36DD funbags.
Busty blond bombshell Katarina Snow juggles better than any circus clown:
Only she's not juggling bowling pins she's juggling her own...welll... you know.
Holy. Moley. Our Italian a beautiful young lady from FOUNDRY CAMS girl Dannie Gee or Danni G did a great job tearing up and re-working our old-school FoundryMusic T-shirt, and shaking her ass to "Kick in The Teeth" by PAPA ROACH from their upcoming album Time For Annihilation..On the Road, and On The Record:
Pick yourself up off the floor, wipe the drool off your chest...and then Head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and Chat with Danni Gee/Danni G LIVE...and NUUUUDE (uh, yeah...we mean HER. Not you)
Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?
We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did
FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing
Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates
be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep
We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.
We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.
We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.
FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.
Just in case you missed the big news...we're having a party over here because...
Kendra Exposed: The Kendra Wilkinson Sex Tape is AVAILABLE NOW...and it's the most AMAZING video ever... next to the Zapruder film.
THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Sort of like your shitty sense of entitlement)
A Plattsburg, Missouri police officer rescued a trapped pooch from a fence a while back:
... and then the dog went and did something just... silly.
THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:
The second trailer for the big screen adaptation of JONAH HEX is online:
You got yer Josh Brolin, you got your Megan Fox... *drool*, oh and don't forget John Malkovich. Oh, and LOTS of shit blowing up.
50 CENT Looks Great! (WWTDD)
Sex & The See-Through Shirt... Guess who? (Drunken Stepfather)
OK, so we limited it to a potential FOUR women...but this one is by FAR the most do-able of the bunch...and we have seen her boobies on screen.
A Tribute to Silence of the Lambs’ Buffalo Bill (Gunaxin)
Shay Laren and Her Huge Hooters are Hanging out by the Pool (Freakshow Planet)
A Chat with Richard Roeper (Bullz-Eye)
PLAYBOY's Kathleen Edge is Getting Naked ...in the study... with a candlestick... get it? CLUE joke. (Dailyniner)
The 50 Hottest World Cup WAGs of All-Time (Bleacher Report)
Step Right Up And See The Twitter (UPROXX)
Stacy Silver Shows off The Luckiest Leather Undies EVER (z0d)
Worst Death Ever: Car Crash With Flatbed Truck Hauling 17 million Bees (GammaSquad)
The 12 most awesome cowboys in TV & film history (Guyism)
A Fear Of Hobos (FunnyCrave)
I'M SORRY:
(Sorry you forgot to skim the pool and change the kegs in a timely fashion. Maybe next time you won't have to sleep in the garage)
Our buds in BON JOVI are on the road (click to get your mitts on the best tix!) and they christened the new Meadowlands Stadium last night:
It was an intimate affair. In front of about 50,000 screaming fans. get your tickets, kids!.
Once again, our pal BRET MICHAELS (load up that iPod, damn you) defied his doctors once again and hit the stage on American Idol last night:
...Casey James looked like a happy boy, doesn't he? Woulda been happier if he WON...but her DIDN'T.
Norwegian Metal Crooner JORN LANDE (who has been in more bands than we can count) recorded a tribute to the late great Ronnie James Dio:
Jorn Lande and his fu manchu are uber-serious.
From Rock Gods to Hot Bods...
Breastacular Busty Ellen and her 34G Boobs went for a ride...with her top down:
Get it? Top Down? Topless? Naked? Eh?
Shapely PLAYBOY babe Jamie Graham is totally nude... in the shower:
As opposed to clothed? is there any other way to shower? Evidently not.
What's this? More fantastic shamless self-promotion?? INDEED!
You know Carmen from her many FOUNDRY CAMS videos and from her solo site - CamWithCarmen. Here's a great clip of her "Unraveling" her clothes to some music by our friends in SEVENDUST:
CLICK THE PIC TO SEE CARMEN STRIP!
Then, when the feeling returns in your arms and legs... chat with Carmen LIVE, one-on-one!
You can also get hundreds of new photos and videos at Carmen's solo site - CamWithCarmen
Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?
We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did
FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing
Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates
be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep
We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.
We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.
We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.
FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.
