Chicken vs. F-35, AVENGERS Teaser, Amy Winehouse is Sexy and Fancy, WASP in Spain, The CULT in Holland, Veronique gets Felt up, Zuzana is Sunbathing Nude

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Almost as terrible as your breath, clothes and hairline. It's a trifecta of 'Awful' Poolboy!)

The engineers at Lockheed Martin have discovered the most expensive and inefficient way to make Chicken Salad:

Firing raw chickens into the Canopy of an F-35. Mmmm...chicken.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

This 30-second teaser trailer for THE AVENGERS is going to make some geeks cream their pants, and some could give two shits:

It's not coming out until May 2012, so get some videos and catch up on your Avengers history... and hope the movie isn't mind-numbingly stupid.

Amy Winehouse is Sexy AND Fancy (WWTDD)


Whose occasionally-sexy rump is in Vogue UK? (Drunken Stepfather)

Hmm, do we give this one away? or do we drop hints like 'Twiggy' 'Cocaine habit' and 'A Rolling stone gathers no'... Hmm, that last one probably gave too much away.

Getting laid is just as easy as showering (The Campus Socialite)

Follow this guide to become the next Stephenie Meyer (UPROXX)

Alexis Ford has the Cadillac of Hineys (Freakshow Planet)

Bullz-Eye's 2010 Summer TCA Press Tour Blog (Bullz-Eye)

30 Animals Drinking Alcohol (Banned In Hollywood)

Shay Laren is going to throw out her back playing Tennis without a shirt like that (Dailyniner)

Martin Loofah King (Dave and Thomas)

Danielle and Maye are playing 'bad student / badder teacher' (z0d)


I'M SORRY:
(So sorry you have yet to develop a skill set beyond that of a shit-shoveler)

WOW. Time is indeed a BITCH. Blackie Lawless from W.A.S.P. is looking more and more like a bullfrog with every passing year:

Despite his amphibian appearance, Blackie still holds it together live... or he's lip-syncing. Ah-Booo.

As long as we're honoring old farts, THE CULT has a new single on iTunes... and they broke it out LIVE in Holland:

Apparently Ian Astbury is tired of dressing up like Jim Morrison and playing with reeeeeeeally old farts.

aaaand from rock, we move to RACKS!

How is it that a busty Czech babe like Veronique/Dominno can get groped on a bus and NO ONE gets arrested or killed?

as if that's not enough, She winds up blowing the guy in the bathroom...and yes, we believe everything we read on the internet.

Zuzana Z. likes to sunbathe naked:

That is all. Zuzana. Sunbathing. Naked. Masturbating. Clickity-Click-Click-Boom.

Holy. Moley. Our Italian a beautiful young lady from FOUNDRY CAMS girl Dannie Gee or Danni G did a great job tearing up and re-working our old-school FoundryMusic T-shirt, and shaking her ass to "Kick in The Teeth" by PAPA ROACH from their upcoming album Time For Annihilation..On the Road, and On The Record:


Pick yourself up off the floor, wipe the drool off your chest...and then Head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and Chat with Danni Gee/Danni G LIVE...and NUUUUDE (uh, yeah...we mean HER. Not you)

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

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We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Car Crashes into Cafe, New Boobs On RateMyWOW, Angelina Jolie Kisses Fan, Amanda Seyfried Kisses Girls, KINGS OF LEON Cancels show, HEAVEN & HELL Tribute to DIO, MEGADETH in Montreal, Aaron Lewis Does SKID ROW, Sara Stone, Katarina Snow Are Busty

Happy Monday! if you woke up next to someone like this...

Then congratulations! your adulterous weekend is a privilege of being a grown-up, because after all... adultery is for adults.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(But not half as bad as your people skills)

Sometimes you just need a coffe, and you can't wait in line:

Crashing your car into a sidewalk cafe and rolling up the counter should probably be a last-resort kind of thing.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is constantly shooting content for LOAD MY MOUTH and COVER MY FACE (so very not-safe-for-work), we were able to add new bosoms to RateMyWOW today courtesy of FRIDA and ALICIA:


RateMyWOW: FRIDA
RateMyWOW: ALICIA

Angelina Jolie Kissed Some Random Fan in Moscow (WWTDD)

This is important WHY??? because it gives us an excuse to look at a bunch of her nude/sex scenes on Mr Skin. Hey, at least we're honest.


Amanda Seyfried is wearing a really odd outfit (Drunken Stepfather)

...and of course we're commenting on this because we saw her sex scenes in 'CHLOE' over the weekend and now we can't get enough of Amanda Seyfried's boobs.
The Real Girls of Jersey Shore (The Smoking Jacket)

Paging Kayla Paige...Paging Kayla Paige... oh, there you are...naked in the garden (Freakshow Planet)

Bullz-Eye.com Featured Model: Nikki (Bullz-Eye)

Your Guts Are Danny Trejo’s Rope, Puto! (FilmDrunk)

Lizz Taylor is Likely to be touching herself once she slips out of her pink panties (Dailyniner)

8 Famous Sea Monsters And Their Amazing Real Life Equivalents (UPROXX)

15 USA Network Swear Words (Dave and Thomas)

Ryana Daniels is the sweetest dark meat you'll ever see (z0d)

Basil Marceaux is Running for Governor Of Tennesee... God Help them (Dave and Thomas)


I'M SORRY:
(but not half as sorry as you're going to be when you realize you have no marketable skills)

A pack of pooing pigeons caused KINGS OF LEON to cancel their show in St Louis:

Meh, call 'em crybabies, but pigeons shitting in your mouth is a hell of a reason to end a concert.

After spending all day at the Heavy MTL Festival, MEGADETH rolled into a little club in Montreal and played for a few hundred wackos:

Dave Mustaine was (allegedly) drunk off his ass, but we weren't there to witness it, so we'll stick with "Allegedly".

The remaining members of HEAVEN & HELL performed their first and ONLY tribute to the late Ronnie James Dio:

They were joined by Glenn Hughes and Jorn Lande, who filled in on vocals.

...and in New Hampshire, Aaron Lewis from STAIND was channeling his inner Sebastian Bach:

The guys in STAIND will get to work on a new album later this year.

from big guitars, to bigger boobies...

The geekest pair of horn-rimmed glasses can't distact from Sara Stone's huge boobs:

25 years-old, and packing 36DD funbags.

Busty blond bombshell Katarina Snow juggles better than any circus clown:

Only she's not juggling bowling pins she's juggling her own...welll... you know.

Holy. Moley. Our Italian a beautiful young lady from FOUNDRY CAMS girl Dannie Gee or Danni G did a great job tearing up and re-working our old-school FoundryMusic T-shirt, and shaking her ass to "Kick in The Teeth" by PAPA ROACH from their upcoming album Time For Annihilation..On the Road, and On The Record:


Pick yourself up off the floor, wipe the drool off your chest...and then Head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and Chat with Danni Gee/Danni G LIVE...and NUUUUDE (uh, yeah...we mean HER. Not you)

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Drawbridge vs Ship, Captain Non-America, Amazing Ass in Jeans, SHINEDOWN live in Jacksonville, KISS scares Don Rickles, Whitney Stevens is Oily, Alessandra is Nude

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(just like your people skills. No wait, those are fucking abysmal)

Did you hear? The folks at the Schick Razor Company are getting into the bridge-making business:

Just look at the way this drawbridge shaves the top right off that container ship... *rimshot*.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Captain America Movie Won't be so American (WWTDD)


Who does this Ass-tastic ass in Jeans belong to? Eh? Can you guess? C'mon Guess! (Drunken Stepfather)

Let's see, what kind of hint can we give you here... oh, how's this: she died in the first ten minutes of Mission: Impossible 3... Oh, there we go. We wrecked it.

Scientists build artificial gut, allows self-sustaining robots to go to the bathroom (GammaSquad)

Jelena Jensen and Her Huge Torpedos get Tangled Up in Fishnets (Freakshow Planet)

Featured Model: Ashley (Bullz-Eye)

15 Things White People Must STOP Saying (FunnyCrave)

Jessi Capelli Is wearing a Tutu and platform Heels, which makes us think she's not REALLY a ballerina (Dailyniner)

Watch Your Back Jersey Shore… Here Comes K-Town (The Campus Socialte)

Casting Call: Live-Action Venture Bros (Dave and Thomas)

Ana Lavato must have forgotten to wear undies to work, because you can see right up her... oh, wait. We get it (z0d)

Obama's Martial Law Plans Revealed in Three-Year-Old Video From 'The Onion' (URLesque)

10 People to Avoid While Drinking (BroBible)

The 20 Greatest Moments In Mugshot Cleavage (Manofest)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you define your existence by the individuals you latch onto. Don't cry. Not everyone has self-confidence)

Those old farts in KISS are on tour now (click for tickets, by the way) and they stopped by The Tonight Show with their fantastic wigs to scare the shit out of Don Rickles:

"How ya doin' Mister Rickles!!!".

When SYLVESTER STALLONE calls you up personally and asks YOU to write a song for his new testosterone-fest, you say "YES!":

That's exactly what happened to SHINEDOWN and that's exactly what they did.

From Big Rock to Big Boobies...

Adult starlet Whitney Stevens is a Jewish Girl from Panama with enormous boobs:

She's oiling up her boobs because they're about to get ravaged in Big Wet Tits #7 (on demand, fella).

This blond beauty is Alessandra has an amazing body but shitty taste in clothes:

Thank God she gets rid of that 1940's stripper outfit. lose the pasties and bend over, dammit.

Holy. Moley. Our Italian a beautiful young lady from FOUNDRY CAMS girl Dannie Gee or Danni G did a great job tearing up and re-working our old-school FoundryMusic T-shirt, and shaking her ass to "Kick in The Teeth" by PAPA ROACH from their upcoming album Time For Annihilation..On the Road, and On The Record:


Pick yourself up off the floor, wipe the drool off your chest...and then Head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and Chat with Danni Gee/Danni G LIVE...and NUUUUDE (uh, yeah...we mean HER. Not you)

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Drunk Mom Resists Arrest, New Boobs on RateMyWOW, FASTER teaser, Lindsay's going to Jail, Mystery Hiney, Bret Michaels vs Cougar, SEPULTURA in Germany, Tyler Faith and Aimee Addison lose their clothes

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(just like your people skills. No wait, those are fucking abysmal)

When will the Drunk Moms of the World learn that telling the Police to Go Fuck Themselves is only going to get you knocked out?

Apparently, not yet. Madam, meet pavement. Pavement...madam.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

Looks like the The Rock... err Dwayne Johnson got sick and tired of making Disney Movies:

This is the new trailer for FASTER, not to be mistaken with next year's FAST FIVE, the fifth movie in the FAST and FURIOUS franchise, which also stars...The Rock... err...Dwayne Johnson

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is constantly shooting content for LOAD MY MOUTH (so very not-safe-for-work), we were able to add new bosoms to RateMyWOW today courtesy of WESTY and VIENNA:


RateMyWOW: WESTY
RateMyWOW: VIENNA

Lindsay Lohan Surrenders (link to courtroom video) (WWTDD)

...and because we like liking to it... Lindsay Lohan shakes her titties (link to awful movie)


Say, whose hot MILF ass on a boat is THIS? (Drunken Stepfather)

eh, we could make you work for it or we could just link to a bunch of naked scenes she's been in... cuz that's fun

5 Sitcom Housewives No Man Would Ever Want to Marry (FunnyCrave)

Ashlyn Rae is a Ray of Sunshine on an Otherwise Boob-less Day (Freakshow Planet)

Featured Model: Shannon Czyz (Bullz-Eye)

If you thought monkeys only threw shit at one another (Campus Socialite)

Andi and Shyla are touching Tongues in the Shower (Dailyniner)

The Hottest A smoking Jacket Will Ever Look (The Smoking Jacket)

An Open Letter to Adrien Brody – What Happened to You, Man? (UPROXX)

Watching Suzanne Obryan Take off her shirt Is Like watching Houdini take off a Straightjacket (z0d)

9 ways women have it easier than men these days (Guyism)

Rise and Shine! -- A Video Guide to the Fine Art of the Wake-Up Prank (Asylum)

My First and Last Day as a Warning Sign Writer (College Humor)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you define your existence by the individuals you latch onto. Don't cry. Not everyone has self-confidence)

Our buddy BRET MICHAELS got himself mauled by a Cougar out on Cape Cod the other day:

Oh the humanity. We hope he's learned to carry pepper spray when fighting off dangerous wildlife.

and in Germany, those friendly boys in SEPULTURA were playing with the local wildlife:

...meaning, a club full of drunken German teenagers.

From Groupies and Growling... to Great Big Boobies...

Busty MILF Tyler Faith can't get out of her black dress fast enough:

Well, she has a good excuse. she's got a shiny new glass toy to play with.

Tight and toned Aimee Addison is shedding her pesky black stockings and thong:

...because as you know touching your pink taco is more fun when you're naked.

Holy. Moley. Our Italian a beautiful young lady from FOUNDRY CAMS girl Dannie Gee or Danni G did a great job tearing up and re-working our old-school FoundryMusic T-shirt, and shaking her ass to "Kick in The Teeth" by PAPA ROACH from their upcoming album Time For Annihilation..On the Road, and On The Record:


Pick yourself up off the floor, wipe the drool off your chest...and then Head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and Chat with Danni Gee/Danni G LIVE...and NUUUUDE (uh, yeah...we mean HER. Not you)

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

FOUNDRY CAMS: Danni G is Coming Undone with TANTRIC

oh, it's that time again, isn't it?



It SURE is.


We sent our girl Danni G one of our old-school FoundryMusic shirts, which she appropriately sliced up and made into a tube top. TANTRIC sent us the song "Coming Undone".



What you'll see next is three minutes of footage that will leave you slack-jawed and most likely pants-less.







CLICK ON DANNI AND WATCH HER...DANCE... yeah, that's it.



Then, if you have any fluid left in your joints, Click on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Danni G LIVE on Cam!




Thanks to Jon for the great video editing.



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