Inconsiderate Old Lady Gets Run Over, Butterfingers Rescue, Mystery Ass in Jeans, AVENGED SEVENFOLD and Mike Portnoy, New music from ALL THAT REMAINS, Natasha Nice, Tessa Taylor are Tasty

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not as bad as the news you're about to get, fella)

The world's most inconsiderate old lady saunters behind a van and gets run over...

Totally ruined the paint job on that van's bumper. We don't blame the guy one bit for not stopping.

A would-be suicide jumper is saved by rescue workers...

Unfortunately, old 'Butterfingers McGee' was on duty that day and dropped the poor bastard, who wound up breaking his legs from the fall.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:



Whose married ass in jeans is THIS? (Drunken Stepfather)

Oh come on guess, now... this foxey lady is more than meets the eye... what? Too much? Damn.

Entourage Subplot Generator (HEAVY)

Playboy's Nicole Violet Albright has lots of names, and one hell of a body (Freakshow Planet)

The Office: Season 6 - Review (Bullz-Eye)

Cali Lakai...hard to pronounce, easy on the eyes (z0d)

I’d Like To Tap That….Keg !! (Dave and Thomas)

Victoria White peels herself out of her Rainbow Bikini (Dailyniner)

Amazing Mash-Up Alert: Morpheus Explains Matrix To The Dude (FilmDrunk)

Picture of the Day (Snooki Reading "Power") (Warming Glow)

The 35 Dirtiest Vanity Plates Of All Time (Sub5Zero)

The 14 Sexiest 3D Magazine Pictorials (BroBible)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you got passed over for that promotion...again)

Saaay, is that AVENGED SEVENFOLD playing LIVE with former DREAM THEATER drummer Mike Portnoy? (click to get tickets, by the way)

Oh, my gosh-golly-goodness, it IS! Wonder who's going to wind up playing drums in Dream Theater now...

The latest single from ALL THAT REMAINS will make you want to punch kittens:

Oh no! Punch Kittens? Who would DO such a thing? Well, people listening to ATR, perhaps.

Quick! Look over here! In the unemployment line! It's a bird! It's a plane! Its...

adult starlet Natasha Nice... oiling up her boobs:

Poor Girl. She must have ashy boobs. the full, uncut Natasha Nice scene in BIG WET TITS 4 - on demand now. Wait, Ashy Boobs? Who has those?

In the following clip 18 year-old Tessa Taylor shows off her juicy rump:

Only thing is... Tessa Taylor is really 20 and can suck a bowling ball through a curly straw. Suspend disbelief, you gigolo.

21 year-old Breanna (aka BreannaRose) makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut in this eye-popping topless video which features (of course) Breanna, one of our old-school, ripped up FoundryMusic T-shirts, and Breanna's outstanding topless body. You'll never wish you were a tiny white thong more in your life.
Thanks to Danish heavy metal band PRETTY MAIDS for the song "Pandemonium".



Click on Breanna's ta-tas...watch the full vid...rock out for a while... then once you're all done drooling into a bucket, head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Breanna LIVE on CAM!

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Friday Links: Weekend War Helmet, Man falls off train, Link Love, Clash Of The Titans Trailer 2, Sebastian Bach and Terry Ilous LIVE, Girls Gone Wild, Playboy's Nastasha Anastasia

 

Holy crap! It's Friday! Friiiiiiidaaaaay! *weeping* time to loosen that belt and make a bee-line for the neighbor's wife:

She's waiting at home alone in pink lingerie. Just for you. Make a move now before she gets dressed!

 

Don't dick around, either. If you take too long, then the Dancing Bear will make his move.

He loves the neighbor's wife too. He doesn't waste time.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

We could tell you that riding on the side of a train is a BAD idea...

...but we think that's kind of obvious. Apparently no one told THIS guy.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(Your face, however...is killing us. Consider burning it off)

Sharon Stone is old and has hard nipples
(Drunken Stepfather)
Sharon Stone has been naked in almost every movie she's made.

Jana Cova is Barely Covered (z0d)

Girl Next Door: Pele Lovell (Bullz-Eye)

Isis Love is I...I...I..yay...yay (Daily Niner)

The Ten Tackiest Christmas Traditions (Gunaxin)

Candy Mason is Pure Eye Candy (FreakshowPlanet)

13 Amazing Caucasian Afros (SuperTremendous)

Forget Online Dating and Speed Dating... Now There's "Group Dating" (The Bachelor Guy)

Don Chavez’s Favorite Things: Attus Apparel (Don Chavez)

A Flowchart to Determine if You've Been Naughty or Nice This Year (Holy Taco)

19 Depressing, Crazy and Downright Awful Nativity Scenes (Photos + Videos) (URLesque)

Terrible Gifts For The MMA Fan (Heavy)

Jersey Protesters fight Stereotypes (WarmingGlow)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the only tail you'll get is attached to your dog)

Leave it to the guys at GIRLS GONE WILD/a> to find a nurse and a cop willing to make out with one another

God bless Joe Francis and all the wonderful work he does.

British blond PLAYBOY hotness Natasha Anastasia is having her photo taken:

As luck would have it, she's doing it sans-clothing!

For an old fart, SEBASTIAN BACH's voice is holding up well:

Singing a song he did with SKID ROW, "Here I Am"... LIVE. In fucking Budapest.

Speaking of old farts whose voices stay in great shape, if you remember the band XYZ, then you know who Terry Ilous is:

Rockin' the crowd at ... Mohegan Sun. OK, so it's not an arena...how the semi-mighty have fallen.

The new CLASH OF THE TITANS trailer is online:

Release tha muthafuckin' Kraken, bitch!

aaaad back to boobies, let's all gaze at British babe Renata as she pulls her dress off.

Off with you, pesky dress! You are itchy!

Our fantastic FOUNDRY CAMS girls Shanelle and Cherry are getting wet and hosing down their FoundryMusic shirts. TAKING DAWN supplies the soundtrack.
The girls provide the boobies.

CLICK ON SHANELLE TO SEE HER GET WET!

(and now to recap... because our brains retain material like strainers)

Finish up making the sexy time with a sophisticated older woman, and head over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:

Indian Man Falls Off Crowded Train
CLASH OF THE TITANS - Trailer 2
Girls Gone Wild: Nurse and Cop Girl-Girl Kissing
SEBASTIAN BACH: Here I Am LIVE in Budapest
British Playboy CyberGirl Natasha Anastasia
Terry Ilous: What Keeps Me Loving You LIVE at Mohegan Sun
Renata Rips Off Her Dress

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