Tuesday Links: Slowest Game of Russian Chicken, Helloween in Lounge Suits, Naked Snooki Pics, Mike Tyson is Graceful, Release the Kraken!!!

Hey-O and Happy Tuesdee! Throw caution to the wind...along with your morals...



Romance, Shmomance... married neglected people need love too!



THAT's TERRIBLE:

Two Russian Drivers play the slowest game of chicken...EVER:




What a pointless use of two tons of automobile. Yech...

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(but your perpetural whining is really irritating the shit out of us, so how's about removing your larynx with a spork?)





Prepare to get turned on...who wants naked photos of Snooki? (WWTDD)





Mike Tyson is the least graceful fat guy we know (Drunken Stepfather)



10 of the sexiest movie posters of all-time (Bullz-Eye)



GroundHog Day - The Lost Radio Tapes (Gunaxin)



Tyra Lex is all Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome... with big boobs (z0d)



Were We Always Assholes? (Heavy?)



Shanda Michelle makes her undies go bye-bye (Daily Niner)



12 Seagulls Stealing Ice Cream (ForkParty)



Move on ovah... it's Jana Cova! Eh, boooo.. (FreakshowPlanet)



20 Sexy Female Celebs Who Haven't Aged Well (ManOFest)



Remix: LOST writers need your help (College Humor)

I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that have successfully managed to alienate everyone who has ever tried to help you. Well done, fella!)

Metal dudes in black suits? Hells yeah. It's HELLOWEEN. Say what?



Yup. They're not taking themselves too seriously in the video for "Dr. Stein" from Unarmed: Best Of 25th Anniversary which is out now.

Release the Goddamn KRAKEN, bitches! It's the international trailer for the CLASH OF THE TITANS remake:



More Sam Worthington. More Kraken, mawfugger.

...and now we say hi to supersexy PLAYBOY hotness Victoria Ivanova:



Ukrainian-born, St Louis-raised. Takin' a shower. It's all good, fellers.

Speaking of sexy PLAYBOY bitches, check out Tiffany Ryan and her GI-NORMOUS boobies:



Alabammy-born and all bosoms and hiney. How do you NOT bring this gal home to mom?

Finally, here's beautiful Beth Williams:



She's from a small town in Ohio, and it's the small town girls who are the dirtiest girls Yum Yum give us some o' dat.

Our FOUNDRY CAMS girl Shanelle took the oversized FoundryMusic T-Shirts we sent her, chopped them up, and made a breastacular outfit AND video.






Click on Shanelle...and do your thing!

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Friday Links: Weekend War Helmet, Man falls off train, Link Love, Clash Of The Titans Trailer 2, Sebastian Bach and Terry Ilous LIVE, Girls Gone Wild, Playboy's Nastasha Anastasia

 

Holy crap! It's Friday! Friiiiiiidaaaaay! *weeping* time to loosen that belt and make a bee-line for the neighbor's wife:

She's waiting at home alone in pink lingerie. Just for you. Make a move now before she gets dressed!

 

Don't dick around, either. If you take too long, then the Dancing Bear will make his move.

He loves the neighbor's wife too. He doesn't waste time.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

We could tell you that riding on the side of a train is a BAD idea...

...but we think that's kind of obvious. Apparently no one told THIS guy.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(Your face, however...is killing us. Consider burning it off)

Sharon Stone is old and has hard nipples
(Drunken Stepfather)
Sharon Stone has been naked in almost every movie she's made.

Jana Cova is Barely Covered (z0d)

Girl Next Door: Pele Lovell (Bullz-Eye)

Isis Love is I...I...I..yay...yay (Daily Niner)

The Ten Tackiest Christmas Traditions (Gunaxin)

Candy Mason is Pure Eye Candy (FreakshowPlanet)

13 Amazing Caucasian Afros (SuperTremendous)

Forget Online Dating and Speed Dating... Now There's "Group Dating" (The Bachelor Guy)

Don Chavez’s Favorite Things: Attus Apparel (Don Chavez)

A Flowchart to Determine if You've Been Naughty or Nice This Year (Holy Taco)

19 Depressing, Crazy and Downright Awful Nativity Scenes (Photos + Videos) (URLesque)

Terrible Gifts For The MMA Fan (Heavy)

Jersey Protesters fight Stereotypes (WarmingGlow)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the only tail you'll get is attached to your dog)

Leave it to the guys at GIRLS GONE WILD/a> to find a nurse and a cop willing to make out with one another

God bless Joe Francis and all the wonderful work he does.

British blond PLAYBOY hotness Natasha Anastasia is having her photo taken:

As luck would have it, she's doing it sans-clothing!

For an old fart, SEBASTIAN BACH's voice is holding up well:

Singing a song he did with SKID ROW, "Here I Am"... LIVE. In fucking Budapest.

Speaking of old farts whose voices stay in great shape, if you remember the band XYZ, then you know who Terry Ilous is:

Rockin' the crowd at ... Mohegan Sun. OK, so it's not an arena...how the semi-mighty have fallen.

The new CLASH OF THE TITANS trailer is online:

Release tha muthafuckin' Kraken, bitch!

aaaad back to boobies, let's all gaze at British babe Renata as she pulls her dress off.

Off with you, pesky dress! You are itchy!

Our fantastic FOUNDRY CAMS girls Shanelle and Cherry are getting wet and hosing down their FoundryMusic shirts. TAKING DAWN supplies the soundtrack.
The girls provide the boobies.

CLICK ON SHANELLE TO SEE HER GET WET!

(and now to recap... because our brains retain material like strainers)

Finish up making the sexy time with a sophisticated older woman, and head over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:

Indian Man Falls Off Crowded Train
CLASH OF THE TITANS - Trailer 2
Girls Gone Wild: Nurse and Cop Girl-Girl Kissing
SEBASTIAN BACH: Here I Am LIVE in Budapest
British Playboy CyberGirl Natasha Anastasia
Terry Ilous: What Keeps Me Loving You LIVE at Mohegan Sun
Renata Rips Off Her Dress

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