Sexy Teacher, Clumsy Thief, Replacement Drummer in AVENGED SEVENFOLD, Replacement Guitarist in SEVENDUST, Replacement Everyone in THIN LIZZY, Drunken frontman in LYNCH MOB, Frisky Mary Carey, Pantsless Brandy Talore

All this news about Charlie Sheen's drugged-up debauchery has us feeling a little lonesome.

Thankfully, there are cities full of women looking to have uncommitted flings with total strangers

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your hairline, height, and choice in clothing)

The world's clumsiest thief knocked over a lottery office in Brazil:

Now all the police have to do is find the guy wearing a raincoat and motorcycle helmet. That shouldn't bee too hard, should it?

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(but youre stench is pretty unbearable. Use deodorant much?)

Will Rihanna ever stop sexting? (Drunken Stepfather)

Monicca spells her name strange, but looks anything but stunning (FreakShow Planet)

2011 Bullz-Eye Car Review: 2011 Dodge Durango (Bullz-Eye)

Ivana watch Ivana get naked in the Grass (Dailyniner)

AAilya Love - strange spelling. Excellent hiney (z0d)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the younger guys keep getting promoted over you)

AVENGED SEVENFOLD brought out (what will probably be) their new drummer in PA:

That's a hell of a gig if you can get it. Just ask Mike Portnoy.

SEVENDUST could be the most underrated, under-funded band to ever play in front of thousands of people:

This this them in Iowa, minus Clint Lowery, who is hanging with his new kid.

How many original members are remaining in THIN LIZZY?:

Eh, not many. One, maybe? Can you even call the band THIN LIZZY at this point.

George Lynch and the rest of LYNCH MOB covered for a very drunk (or so it would seem) Oni Logan in Denver:

Ladies and Gentlemen, it's the world's first 90 proof singer!

From hard rock, we gently segue into hard nipples (no, not because of the frigid weather, either)

Our pal Mary Carey doesn't need much of a reason to get naked:

She gets horny outside... around pink flowers... in the kitchen... in the living room... in the bathroom... in the pool... in the garage... etc, etc, and so forth

Massively busty Brandy Talore is getting a special delivery:

...and by 'special', we mean the kind of delivery that requires a young lady to answer the door in her underwear. How come this never happens when we answer the door in OUR underwear? Hmmm?



...and that, as they say, is the way the cookie crumbles... Now go have a good cry and drink yourself unconscious

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Homeless Man Rolls around in Urine, AVENGED SEVENFOLD and SLAYER live, MUSHROOMHEAD's new Video, PAPA ROACH and FOUNDRY CAMS, Chrissy Marie and Natasha Marley topless

Let's kick off the week with a BANG, shall we? Round up some lonely housewives and call down to the Super 8 Motel:

Make sure they change the sheets first... you and the MILFs are going to do some damage. Adultery time = FUN time.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not as bad as your general state of health, madam. Why not go on a diet or three before your heart explodes)

Who other than a homeless lunatic can get away with rolling around half-naked in his own urine?

Nobody, that's who. Homelessness RULES.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Why does Coco even bother wearing a Bikini? (Drunken Stepfather)

Especially...when Coco looks SO much better going totally topless

Cocktail War Contest (AskMen)

Nothing like hot models in bikinis bouncing around at the Women of Perfection 2010 (Sub5zero)

Jayden Cole is bare-assed on a tractor. Watch out for pointy things! (Freakshow Planet)

Movie Review: The Social Network (Bullz-Eye)

The Best Airline Safety Demonstration Ever (FunnyCrave)

Lana Lopez is one seriously spice (NAKED) meatball (z0d)

10 Awesomely Misleading Old-School Comic Book Ads (Maxim)

Tommie Jo is NOT a guy... repeat...NOT a guy (Dailyniner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your heart is constantly thumping like a jackrabbit, you monstrosity)

Our friends in AVENGED SEVENFOLD are out on the road NOW, and they're hanging a roadie from the rafters nightly:

That has GOT to be expensive, don't you think? Hard to find volunteers, too.

When the people of New Orleans aren't hanging out on their roof, they like to listen to the soothing sounds of SLAYER (click for tickets):

Nothing makes the cockles warm like a good old fashioned ditty like "Seasons In The Abyss"

Speaking of 'soothing' those nice boys in MUSHROOMHEAD have a new album and it's full of fun activities:

We like the one called "Beat the shit out of the guy with glasses".

Their new album is called Beautiful Stories for Ugly Children... makes us think of...us... *sob*


From heavy metal to holy MOLEY those are some big boobs!

Like so many of us busty brunette Chrissy Marie has to take off her cheerleader outfit before she diddles:

because, who DOESN'T? They always get in the way...pesky pom-poms

Leggy British blond Natasha Marley looks great in and OUT OF her lingerie:

Natasha was shipped off to boarding school at age 12, but got expelled. welcome to the wonderful world of nude modeling, Natasha!

Our friends in PAPA ROACH, who just released Time For Annihilation..On the Record, and On The Road gave us their song "Burn".
We had our own Nina from FOUNDRY CAMS tear up a FoundryMusic Shirt and make us a spank-tastic video:



Click on Nina's Cleavage to check out her Smokin' Hot Body...and then some.

Of course, once you cool off a little, carry your carcass on over to FOUNDRY CAMS where you can chat with Nina LIVE on cam for hours on end.

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass burrito of fun....

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Inconsiderate Old Lady Gets Run Over, Butterfingers Rescue, Mystery Ass in Jeans, AVENGED SEVENFOLD and Mike Portnoy, New music from ALL THAT REMAINS, Natasha Nice, Tessa Taylor are Tasty

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not as bad as the news you're about to get, fella)

The world's most inconsiderate old lady saunters behind a van and gets run over...

Totally ruined the paint job on that van's bumper. We don't blame the guy one bit for not stopping.

A would-be suicide jumper is saved by rescue workers...

Unfortunately, old 'Butterfingers McGee' was on duty that day and dropped the poor bastard, who wound up breaking his legs from the fall.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:



Whose married ass in jeans is THIS? (Drunken Stepfather)

Oh come on guess, now... this foxey lady is more than meets the eye... what? Too much? Damn.

Entourage Subplot Generator (HEAVY)

Playboy's Nicole Violet Albright has lots of names, and one hell of a body (Freakshow Planet)

The Office: Season 6 - Review (Bullz-Eye)

Cali Lakai...hard to pronounce, easy on the eyes (z0d)

I’d Like To Tap That….Keg !! (Dave and Thomas)

Victoria White peels herself out of her Rainbow Bikini (Dailyniner)

Amazing Mash-Up Alert: Morpheus Explains Matrix To The Dude (FilmDrunk)

Picture of the Day (Snooki Reading "Power") (Warming Glow)

The 35 Dirtiest Vanity Plates Of All Time (Sub5Zero)

The 14 Sexiest 3D Magazine Pictorials (BroBible)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you got passed over for that promotion...again)

Saaay, is that AVENGED SEVENFOLD playing LIVE with former DREAM THEATER drummer Mike Portnoy? (click to get tickets, by the way)

Oh, my gosh-golly-goodness, it IS! Wonder who's going to wind up playing drums in Dream Theater now...

The latest single from ALL THAT REMAINS will make you want to punch kittens:

Oh no! Punch Kittens? Who would DO such a thing? Well, people listening to ATR, perhaps.

Quick! Look over here! In the unemployment line! It's a bird! It's a plane! Its...

adult starlet Natasha Nice... oiling up her boobs:

Poor Girl. She must have ashy boobs. the full, uncut Natasha Nice scene in BIG WET TITS 4 - on demand now. Wait, Ashy Boobs? Who has those?

In the following clip 18 year-old Tessa Taylor shows off her juicy rump:

Only thing is... Tessa Taylor is really 20 and can suck a bowling ball through a curly straw. Suspend disbelief, you gigolo.

21 year-old Breanna (aka BreannaRose) makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut in this eye-popping topless video which features (of course) Breanna, one of our old-school, ripped up FoundryMusic T-shirts, and Breanna's outstanding topless body. You'll never wish you were a tiny white thong more in your life.
Thanks to Danish heavy metal band PRETTY MAIDS for the song "Pandemonium".



Click on Breanna's ta-tas...watch the full vid...rock out for a while... then once you're all done drooling into a bucket, head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Breanna LIVE on CAM!

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Cursing Baby, New Boobs on RateMyWOW, 'The Social Network' Trailer, Oksana is Probably Lying, New Videos from FILTER and AVENGED SEVENFOLD, Kelley Scarlett, Karma Good and Ruth Medina Nude

Weekends are for waving good-bye to your pants! and for hooking up with hotties at the local public pool

Boyfriend? Shmoyfriend, that's what happens when you leave your hot-as-hell girlfriend unattended. Silly rabbit, adultery is for adults.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not half as terrible as your halitosis. Have a mint, dragon-breath)

A one year-old little girl overhears a screaming phone conversation and a week later decides to parrot what she heard:

Oh, this should make all the parents in the crowd feel all warm and fuzzy. "shut up, you fucking bitch"... is so eloquent.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is constantly shooting content for LOAD MY MOUTH and PERVERTED PLANET (so very not-safe-for-work), we were able to add new bosoms to RateMyWOW today courtesy of KITTY JANE and NINA:


RateMyWOW: NINA
RateMyWOW: KITTY JANE

The most trailer for The Social Network which is based on Ben Mezrich's book, The Accidental Billionaires, The Founding of Facebook A Tale of Sex, Money, Genius and Betrayal will make you think...

...think about making a few enemies to make a few billion dollars.

Oksana Might Be Lying about Mel Gibson (WWTDD)


Whose Amazing Young Nubile boobs are these? (Drunken Stepfather)

OK, so she hasn't made a sex tape... but she looks amazing in a bikini and she's going to be in GREEN LANTERN... Crap, I think we just gave it away.

The 40 Greatest Movies About the Summer (BroBible)

Lara Leverence in Leopard Panties...and Leather Boots...and nothing else (Freakshow Planet)

The Sorcerer's Apprentice - A movie Review (Bullz-Eye)

Tommie Jo MIght have a Guy's Name, but she's got one hell of a Girl's Body (Dailyniner)

If Mel Gibson Was a Script Editor (vid) (FilmDrunk)

LeBron Comes Out of the Closet (With Leather)

Beth Williams is Breaking Free From her Silk Bathrobe (z0d)

Urinating in the Yard. Slapping a Child. A Mother's Work is Never Done (Noob Dad)

Wine-filled Bra Gives New Meaning to the Phrase “Nice Rack” (Campus Socialite)

Deja View: Point Break & Fast & Furious are the same goddamned movie (College Humor)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your hopes and dreams have been crushed like so many empty beer cans)

Those evil sounding guys in AVENGED SEVENFOLD have a new album coming out (click to pre-order, incidentally) and they just released a video for "Buried Alive":

... with lyrics! For those of you who ruined your hearing by going to clubs without earplugs... like us.

Speaking of AVENGED SEVENFOLD, did you ever wonder how they came up with their creepy-ass logo?

... this interview clip should answer that one nicely. You can see the FULL interview video over at Soundcheck.

It's nice to see FILTER getting back to their industrial roots with their new album:

The first single is "The Inevitable Relapse"... at that, kids, is the video for it.

From heavy metal, we move on over to...*drumroll*... heavy boobs!

Busty British bombshell Kelley Scarlett just got home from dinner and NEEDS to get out of her dress:

That sucker must have been itchy, because she can't wait to get her 32H-sized puppies out... or it could just be a video of Kelley taking her clothes off, and we're reading way too much into it.

This young lady goes by the name Karma Good... Jesus, all the really good girl names are taken... but even if her name sucks, her boobs sure don't:

...and as with all of the videos like hers Karma's assets don't just include her boobs ...she can also yodel. No, not really.

on the complete opposite end of the female spectrum we have sexy Venezuelan Ruth Medina... who likes flaunting her A-cups on the beaches of Venezuela:

We have to assume that if she's going to spend THAT much time rolling around in the sand naked ...she's going to spend a lot of time in the shower washing sand out of her cooch.

aaaaand what would an update from us be without a beautiful young lady from FOUNDRY CAMS shaking her ass to rock music, which happens to be from DROWNING POOL this time:


Stare into Shanelle's eyes... only for a moment, then Head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and Chat with Shanelle LIVE...and nekkid (her, not you...genius)

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Russian Street Racer Crash, Megan Fox Quits Transformers, Audrina Patridge Quits Clothing, Bret Michaels on Oprah, METALLICA's Tribute to DIO, AVENGED SEVENFOLD's 'Nightmare', Ivy Black's Ass Roll, Leanne Crow's Bikini Hot Tub Party

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Kind of like chili and beer farts, but only worse, because they're coming out of you)

Street racing in Hollywood movies looks like a lot of fun...

Street Racing in Russia gets you T-Boned and nearly paralyzed. Well done, comrade!

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

Megan Fox Quit, and was not fired from, Transformers 3 (WWTDD)

and of course, Megan Fox likes to show her Boobs, and her ass, as much as she can, because girls like Megan Fox SHOULD.

Audrina Patridge Likes Bubble Gum and Posing Nude (Drunken Stepfather)

How do we know? because this orgy of evidence proves our point. Oh Audrina. Color us aroused.

Have a Nice Flight (AskMen)

The Future of Peeing (UPROXX)

Chikita is one amazingly-hot...well, Chikita. (Freakshow Planet)

Post-Apocalyptic Cinematic: 15 Films Where Humanity Isn't Doing So Hot (Bullz-Eye)

Breanne's Beautiful Body Busted Out of her dress. Poor Gal. (Dailyniner)

Robin Hood: Anatomy of a Clusterf*ck (FilmDrunk)

Jedi Junkies - The Full Feature Film (Dailymotion)

Katrin Kant Keep Her Klothes On. What a Katastrophe (z0d)

First Look: 2011 Infiniti QX (The Bachelor Guy)

15 Inductees Into the Fictional Athlete Hall of Fame (SportsPickle)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry all the breath mints on the planet won't clear up that halitosis of yours)

Our buddy our pal BRET MICHAELS talked about his recovery on Oprah yesterday:

fill up yer iPod with BRET MICHALES music. The guy's got medical bills and kids to feed, dag nabbit.

Them guys in METALLICA paid tribute to the late Ronnie James Dio in Lisbon, Portugal:

METALLICA. Napster Bad. iTunes Good. Oof, how old is THAT line?

The new AVENGED SEVENFOLD single is online...with Lyrics (in case you're like us and need to follow along):

the song is available on iTunes...as well as every other AX7 song... so go download some and thrash around your office.

From heavy metal to really heavy hooters, here we go again...

Busty brunette pinup gal Leanne Crow is having a Bikini Hot Tub Party:

How do you have a bikini hot tub party with just ONE woman? when it's Leanne Crow, you're invited to jump in with her...because you can actually do that, you know... jump through the monitor into the hot tub. Go on. Try it.

Hiney-rific Ivy Black is showing off her "Ass Roll":

What the hell is an 'Ass Roll', you ask? we have no clue, but it ends with her getting naked and touching herself... which is a great place to end up, you know?

What's this? More fantastic shamless self-promotion?? INDEED!

You know Carmen from her many FOUNDRY CAMS videos and from her solo site - CamWithCarmen. Here's a great clip of her "Unraveling" her clothes to some music by our friends in SEVENDUST:

CLICK THE PIC TO SEE CARMEN STRIP! 

Then, when the feeling returns in your arms and legs... chat with Carmen LIVE, one-on-one!

You can also get hundreds of new photos and videos at Carmen's solo site - CamWithCarmen

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