Friday Links: Valentine's Day affairs, Convenience store brawl, WTF is up with Jenna Jameson, Megan Fox's Hot Double, Killswitch Engage Does Dio, Dave

OMFG!!!! IT'S FRIDAY!!! Start that Valentine's Day weekend off right... with somoene else's wife!



Oh come on, you've spent HOW MANY YEARS with the same woman? variety is the spice of life, friends. Go get some!



THAT's TERRIBLE:

A Boston convenience store runs out of Funyuns, and...




Fight erupts. Car gets stolen. Feelings get hurt...you know the deal.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(but if you keep making that pouty face, it's going to stay that way)





Ehh, WTF happened to Jenna Jameson? (Drunken Stepfather)



Honestly, we'd like to remember THIS VERSION OF JENNA JAMESON. WAY hotter.





Megan Fox's Hand-Double is just as hot as Megan Fox (WWTDD)



...and as it turns out, Megan Fox is just as hot as Megan Fox.



Bullz-Eye.com's Costa Rica World Tour (Bullz-Eye)



Luciana has Lucsious, Lickable Lips...and Labia (FreakshowPlanet)



What is the Worst Saturday Night Live Film? (Gunaxin)



Alena is all you'd ever want...and a bag of PO-TA-TO chips (z0d)



Recession Leads to Increase Of Strippers (Smoking Section)



We'd Kill to get a Kiss from Kimberly Kato...Kinda (dailyniner)



Coco's awkward way of applying make up to her Dumper (Don Chavez)



Sextistics: Finally, scientists give us some info we can
use (The Bachelor Guy)



The Guys Love Stronganoff (atom)



An Interview With Academy Award Nominee Robert Forster (Yep Yep)



Ten Facebook Friends Everyone Has (The Campus Throne)



Cupid's Twitter Feed (Comedy)



I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that have successfully managed to alienate everyone who has ever tried to help you. Well done, fella!)

The guys in KILLSWITCH ENGAGE (minus singer Howard Jones) pumped some testosterone into the classic DIO track "Holy Diver":



The song had balls before... now it's got really BIG balls. Nice work, fellas.

How does MEGADETH deal with flying bras on stage?



Like a total professional, dag-nabbit. Shredding > bosoms.

Super sexy Twistys babe Valentina Vaughn is getting very nekkid:



...and believe you me, Chester...that ain't all she's doing.

Big-Breasted Jelena Jensen hauls out her all-natural 34F boobs:



of course, that's only the beginning...she gets all kind of filthy in the full version.

Who knew PLAYBOY Playmates did yoga?



It's probably not all that hard to imagine...that's Sara Jean Underwood, 2007 Playmate of the year. God bless her flexibility.

Our FOUNDRY CAMS girl Brooke made us a finger-licking video. Rob Balducci sent us his new track "Choke". Together, they look like this:






Click on Brooke's Body, crack a beverage, and forget whatever you had planned for the day. she'll be online when you get done mopping up.

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?


FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing



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Friday Links: Reading about Pooping, Naked Wizard Taser, Bikini Babe Mishap, New Music Headlines, Beautiful Busty Babe Videos

Picked up some light reading... Everyone Poops, ya know?

So THAT's What that big porcelain soup bowl is for...

THAT's TERRIBLE:

If you're headed to Coachella in a wizard outfit, try to keep it on...

Don't tase me...bro?

(this is SO not going to end the way you think)

As always DRUNK CHICKS RULE.

New Music Headlines: Get the latest on BLACK LABEL SOCIETY, LACUNA COIL, CHICKENFOOT, and more in our Massive Music Headline Archive

(While we're on the music subject, the boys in MÖTLEY CRÜE have announced CRÜE FEST 2 - coming this Summer!)

Pictured on stage at Madison Square Garden (March 16, 2009): John Allen of CHARM CITY DEVILS, Tyler Connolly of THEORY OF A DEADMAN, Vince Neil of MÖTLEY CRÜE, Sully Erna of GODSMACK, Ryan McCombs of DROWNING POOL
CRÜE FEST 2 - Click for Tickets!

("CRÜE"... brings us back to "boobs"...because you do SEE lots of boobs at a Crue concert, but that's another story and we're trying really hard to tie everything together nice)

Saaay, look at what these to gals are up to again... Gisele from FOUNDRY CAMS and Janessa Brazil were doing last week in Phoenix!

(Saaay, check out what this lovely gal is doing...)

That's Tailor James feeling herself up. We don't blame her. We would too.

(and then if we could have your attention over here for a sec...)

Our own Jesse Jo and Tori from FOUNDRY CAMS are naughty nurses shaking it to "Flatline" by DUFF McKAGAN's LOADED:

CLICK THE PIC TO CHECK OUT THE VIDEO


And of course, after your pulse gets back to normal, head over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Jesse Jo and Tori LIVE on cam!

Bands and labels, if you want YOUR music featued in a FOUNDRY CAMS video, you should send your CDs and press kits to:

FoundryMusic
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PO Box 257
Millington, NJ
07946

If you can stop fooling around with your neighbor's daughter for a few minutes, check out what we added to the MEDIA SECTION, including:

Aria Giovanni and Jelena Jensen Get Dressed
Drunk Bikini Babe Falls Down in Living Room
Gisele and Janessa Brazil Poolside Makeout Session
Charles Barkley and Nirvana Awkward Moment During Rehearsal
Tailor James Feels Up Her Naked Body
Naked Wizard Tazed At Coachella 2009

I'M SORRY:

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Thursday Links: Professional interviewing, Crappy karaoke, Beyonce Hoax Video, Music Headlines, and Lots of Busty Babes

Check out how professional this pre-interview with Sunset Thomas looks...

"Ah, so BOYS have a penis, and GIRLS have a vagina... gotcha"

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(since we're starting out high-brow, let's keep the flow going with some shitty karaoke)

Don't let your Korean friends sing Mariah Carey on video...

"come on a give me water dessert"....???

(as long as we're talking about crappy singing)

This video of the alleged mixing board audio of Beyonce at the TODAY show would have been cooler if it wasn't fake.

New Music Headlines: Get the latest on the MR BIG reunion, SLAYER, MASTODON, and more in our Massive Music Headline Archive

(While we're on the music subject, the boys in MÖTLEY CRÜE have announced CRÜE FEST 2 - coming this Summer!)

Pictured on stage at Madison Square Garden (March 16, 2009): John Allen of CHARM CITY DEVILS, Tyler Connolly of THEORY OF A DEADMAN, Vince Neil of MÖTLEY CRÜE, Sully Erna of GODSMACK, Ryan McCombs of DROWNING POOL
CRÜE FEST 2 - Click for Tickets!

("CRÜE"... brings us back to "boobs"...because you do SEE lots of boobs at a Crue concert, but that's another story and we're trying really hard to tie everything together nice)

The lovely April O'Neil is neurotic about keeping her naturally huge boobs clean. So, she umm...washes 'em.

(Ok, so there's a gal with big bosoms in a back seat. Big deal, right?)

When Heather Summers got picked up to go shopping, her friend Rachel had no idea she wasn't wearing pants. Yeah, kooky, right?.

(and then if we could have your attention over here for a sec...)

Our own Jesse Jo and Tori from FOUNDRY CAMS are naughty nurses shaking it to "Flatline" by DUFF McKAGAN's LOADED:

CLICK THE PIC TO CHECK OUT THE VIDEO


And of course, after your pulse gets back to normal, head over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Jesse Jo and Tori LIVE on cam!

Bands and labels, if you want YOUR music featued in a FOUNDRY CAMS video, you should send your CDs and press kits to:

FoundryMusic
c/o DFL MEDIA, LLC
PO Box 257
Millington, NJ
07946

If you can stop fooling around with your neighbor's daughter for a few minutes, check out what we added to the MEDIA SECTION, including:

Danielle Washes off at the Beach Shower
Emergency Airplane Landing Caught On Tape
Heather Summers is Topless in The Back Seat
El Paso police arrest television reporter
Sexy Sasha Rubs Herself With Oil
Beer Bong Gone Wrong - Young Man Passes Out in Parking Lot
April O'Neil In The Bubble Bath Touching Herself
Bad Karaoke - Korean Guy sings 'Touch My Body' by Mariah Carey

I'M SORRY:

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Wednesday Links: Tasty Twittering, Li'l Jon meets Lazy Town, New Music Headlines and Video, New Babes and Boobs

We got really hungry and started Twittering pictures of sandwiches

It's our secret sandwich place. Shoosh! Don't tell anyone

(speaking of things that taste good...here's a song about cakes...kinda)

One of our music bidness buddies found this clip online...

That's LI'L JON mixed up with LAZY TOWN from Nick Jr

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(check out the dope with the dye pack)

This idiot robbed a bank and got a li'l bit messy when a dye pack exploded.

(and from messes, we move on to MÖTLEY CRÜE)

It's Vince Neil and Carrie Underwood rockin' "Kickstart My Heart" at the Wildhorse Saloon in Nashville, TN.

New Music Headlines: Get the latest on the MR BIG reunion, SLAYER, MASTODON, and more in our Massive Music Headline Archive

(While we're on the subject, the boys in MÖTLEY CRÜE have announced CRÜE FEST 2 - coming this Summer!)

Pictured on stage at Madison Square Garden (March 16, 2009): John Allen of CHARM CITY DEVILS, Tyler Connolly of THEORY OF A DEADMAN, Vince Neil of MÖTLEY CRÜE, Sully Erna of GODSMACK, Ryan McCombs of DROWNING POOL
CRÜE FEST 2 - Click for Tickets!

("CRÜE"... brings us back to "boobs"...because you do SEE lots of boobs at a Crue concert, but that's another story and we're trying really hard to tie everything together nice)

This patriotic piece of ass is Jelena Jensen and her boobs are huge. That's all.

Whose magnificent hiney is this??

Find out after the jump, fuckers...thanks to our buds at Drunken Stepfather

(So so Sinful...)

It's Sinful Mandy showing off her ass-tastic... umm, ass. in a thong, no less.

(and then if we could have your attention over here for a sec...)

Our own Jesse Jo and Tori from FOUNDRY CAMS are naughty nurses shaking it to "Flatline" by DUFF McKAGAN's LOADED:

CLICK THE PIC TO CHECK OUT THE VIDEO


And of course, after your pulse gets back to normal, head over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Jesse Jo and Tori LIVE on cam!

Bands and labels, if you want YOUR music featued in a FOUNDRY CAMS video, you should send your CDs and press kits to:

FoundryMusic
c/o DFL MEDIA, LLC
PO Box 257
Millington, NJ
07946

If you can stop fooling around with your neighbor's daughter for a few minutes, check out what we added to the MEDIA SECTION, including:

Sinful Mandy Shows Off Her Tiny Black Thong
Vince Neil and Carrie Underwood: 'Kickstart My Heart' LIVE at the Wildhorse in Nashville
Dahlia Dark Displays her 38 Inch Double-D Cups
Henson's Eleven: Muppets vs. Ocean's 11
Zuzana Drabinová Topless Feeling Herself Up
LazyTown - 'Cooking by the Book' - Li'l Jon REMIX
Jelena Jensen Strips out of her American Flag Bikini
Dye Pack Explodes on Bank Robbery Suspect

I'M SORRY:

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