Little Shark vs Large Man, SODAHEAD Chugs Coke, Jennifer Aniston Topless Again, SLAUGHTER does DIO, New DISTURBED Video, Brianna Love and the Oily Hiney, PLAYBOY's Angel Carson is a Sexy Wife

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(You know, like the way you interact with...everyone?)

A Large man takes on a Small Shark about 50 miles West of Marco Island in Florida...

Guess who won this little tug-of-War.

And switching gears radically, we shift to the infamous SODAHEAD 13...chugging Coke

He had progeria. He died. We'll miss ya, Sodahead.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Jennifer Aniston is Going Topless. Again. (WWTDD)

and we have nothing shitty to say, because Jennifer Aniston is holding up well and looks great naked


Katie Perry is Naked In Her New Video (Drunken Stepfather)

Sandy Summers Looks Awesome in ANY Season (Freakshow Planet)

'The Book Of Eli' - DVD Review (Bullz-Eye)

Golden Girls Kick Butt in 'Golden Girls' Action Movie (URLesque)

Porn Stars' Ideas for Father's Day Presents (Asylum)

PLAYBOY's Angela Taylor Can't Keep her hands off herself. We don't blame her (Dailyniner)

Our Virals, Our Selves: The Dark Side of YouTube (UPROXX)

Ashleigh Elizabeth is the most Amazing All-Natural Top Heavy Gal we've seen all day (z0d)

When Congressmen Attack (Dave and Thomas)

What Your Cell Phone Says About You (FunnyCrave)

Want to learn how to mess up the first date so she never comes back? Then check THIS out (Campus Socialite)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your complete lack of personality will prevent you from having any meaningful relationships)

The new single from DISTURBED (load up yer iPod, dum dum) is online in video form, and FULL of explosions:

And in case you didn't know, DISTURBED is going on tour this summer, so get your tickets and be a few of the Ten Thousand Fists (eh? Get the reference?)

Well hot damn...SLAUGHTER is still around (see? They're on iTunes):

They were just in Syracuse, New York...paying tribute to DIO with their version of "The Last In Line"

and from bands, we migrate over to the ol Boobies and Booty

See this Southern Belle? She's Angel Carson and she's one of PLAYBOY's Sexy Wives:

Angel has 34DDD boobs. That's One seriously lucky husband.

Ass-tastic, booty-rific Brianna Love is oiling up her hiney in preparation for a savage pounding:

and to see the attack on her hiney check out BIG WET ASSES 11 - On Demand Now!

Holy Smokes! Another beautiful webcam model shaking her ass! Whodathunkit?

Ember Reigns, the buxom blond bombshell who you have seen in numerous FOUNDRY CAMS videos, as well as at her own site, has given us what could be her finest performance yet:


Honestly... do you REALLY need us to tell you to click on Ember's pic? JUST DO IT!

Great song. Great hiney. When you stop hallucinating, Go check out Ember's Sexy Self LIVE - online NOW

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Gary Coleman Died, Luckiest Ukrainian Woman, Kendra's video is all over the Interwebs, Stone Temple Pilots on Kimmel, Jeff Scott Soto Honors DIO, Lisa Ann, Stacy DaSilva, and Tolpess Tennis with Shannon

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Kendra's video RULES, Police Offer Frees Dog, 50 Cent Looks Great, Jonah Hex Trailer 2, Bon Jovi at Giants Stadium, Bret Michaels On American Idol, Jorn Lande's DIO Tribute, Busty Ellen and Jamie Graham

Just in case you missed the big news...we're having a party over here because...

Kendra Exposed: The Kendra Wilkinson Sex Tape is AVAILABLE NOW...and it's the most AMAZING video ever... next to the Zapruder film.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Sort of like your shitty sense of entitlement)

A Plattsburg, Missouri police officer rescued a trapped pooch from a fence a while back:


... and then the dog went and did something just... silly.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

The second trailer for the big screen adaptation of JONAH HEX is online:


You got yer Josh Brolin, you got your Megan Fox... *drool*, oh and don't forget John Malkovich. Oh, and LOTS of shit blowing up.

50 CENT Looks Great! (WWTDD)


Sex & The See-Through Shirt... Guess who? (Drunken Stepfather)

OK, so we limited it to a potential FOUR women...but this one is by FAR the most do-able of the bunch...and we have seen her boobies on screen.

A Tribute to Silence of the Lambs’ Buffalo Bill (Gunaxin)

Shay Laren and Her Huge Hooters are Hanging out by the Pool (Freakshow Planet)

A Chat with Richard Roeper (Bullz-Eye)

PLAYBOY's Kathleen Edge is Getting Naked ...in the study... with a candlestick... get it? CLUE joke. (Dailyniner)

The 50 Hottest World Cup WAGs of All-Time (Bleacher Report)

Step Right Up And See The Twitter (UPROXX)

Stacy Silver Shows off The Luckiest Leather Undies EVER (z0d)

Worst Death Ever: Car Crash With Flatbed Truck Hauling 17 million Bees (GammaSquad)

The 12 most awesome cowboys in TV & film history (Guyism)

A Fear Of Hobos (FunnyCrave)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry you forgot to skim the pool and change the kegs in a timely fashion. Maybe next time you won't have to sleep in the garage)

Our buds in BON JOVI are on the road (click to get your mitts on the best tix!) and they christened the new Meadowlands Stadium last night:

It was an intimate affair. In front of about 50,000 screaming fans. get your tickets, kids!.

Once again, our pal BRET MICHAELS (load up that iPod, damn you) defied his doctors once again and hit the stage on American Idol last night:

...Casey James looked like a happy boy, doesn't he? Woulda been happier if he WON...but her DIDN'T.

Norwegian Metal Crooner JORN LANDE (who has been in more bands than we can count) recorded a tribute to the late great Ronnie James Dio:

Jorn Lande and his fu manchu are uber-serious.

From Rock Gods to Hot Bods...

Breastacular Busty Ellen and her 34G Boobs went for a ride...with her top down:

Get it? Top Down? Topless? Naked? Eh?

Shapely PLAYBOY babe Jamie Graham is totally nude... in the shower:

As opposed to clothed? is there any other way to shower? Evidently not.

What's this? More fantastic shamless self-promotion?? INDEED!

You know Carmen from her many FOUNDRY CAMS videos and from her solo site - CamWithCarmen. Here's a great clip of her "Unraveling" her clothes to some music by our friends in SEVENDUST:


CLICK THE PIC TO SEE CARMEN STRIP!

Then, when the feeling returns in your arms and legs... chat with Carmen LIVE, one-on-one!

You can also get hundreds of new photos and videos at Carmen's solo site - CamWithCarmen

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

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Russian Street Racer Crash, Megan Fox Quits Transformers, Audrina Patridge Quits Clothing, Bret Michaels on Oprah, METALLICA's Tribute to DIO, AVENGED SEVENFOLD's 'Nightmare', Ivy Black's Ass Roll, Leanne Crow's Bikini Hot Tub Party

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Kind of like chili and beer farts, but only worse, because they're coming out of you)

Street racing in Hollywood movies looks like a lot of fun...


Street Racing in Russia gets you T-Boned and nearly paralyzed. Well done, comrade!

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Megan Fox Quit, and was not fired from, Transformers 3 (WWTDD)

and of course, Megan Fox likes to show her Boobs, and her ass, as much as she can, because girls like Megan Fox SHOULD.


Audrina Patridge Likes Bubble Gum and Posing Nude (Drunken Stepfather)

How do we know? because this orgy of evidence proves our point. Oh Audrina. Color us aroused.

Have a Nice Flight (AskMen)

The Future of Peeing (UPROXX)

Chikita is one amazingly-hot...well, Chikita. (Freakshow Planet)

Post-Apocalyptic Cinematic: 15 Films Where Humanity Isn't Doing So Hot (Bullz-Eye)

Breanne's Beautiful Body Busted Out of her dress. Poor Gal. (Dailyniner)

Robin Hood: Anatomy of a Clusterf*ck (FilmDrunk)

Jedi Junkies - The Full Feature Film (Dailymotion)

Katrin Kant Keep Her Klothes On. What a Katastrophe (z0d)

First Look: 2011 Infiniti QX (The Bachelor Guy)

15 Inductees Into the Fictional Athlete Hall of Fame (SportsPickle)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry all the breath mints on the planet won't clear up that halitosis of yours)

Our buddy our pal BRET MICHAELS talked about his recovery on Oprah yesterday:

fill up yer iPod with BRET MICHALES music. The guy's got medical bills and kids to feed, dag nabbit.

Them guys in METALLICA paid tribute to the late Ronnie James Dio in Lisbon, Portugal:

METALLICA. Napster Bad. iTunes Good. Oof, how old is THAT line?

The new AVENGED SEVENFOLD single is online...with Lyrics (in case you're like us and need to follow along):

the song is available on iTunes...as well as every other AX7 song... so go download some and thrash around your office.

From heavy metal to really heavy hooters, here we go again...

Busty brunette pinup gal Leanne Crow is having a Bikini Hot Tub Party:

How do you have a bikini hot tub party with just ONE woman? when it's Leanne Crow, you're invited to jump in with her...because you can actually do that, you know... jump through the monitor into the hot tub. Go on. Try it.

Hiney-rific Ivy Black is showing off her "Ass Roll":

What the hell is an 'Ass Roll', you ask? we have no clue, but it ends with her getting naked and touching herself... which is a great place to end up, you know?

What's this? More fantastic shamless self-promotion?? INDEED!

You know Carmen from her many FOUNDRY CAMS videos and from her solo site - CamWithCarmen. Here's a great clip of her "Unraveling" her clothes to some music by our friends in SEVENDUST:


CLICK THE PIC TO SEE CARMEN STRIP!

Then, when the feeling returns in your arms and legs... chat with Carmen LIVE, one-on-one!

You can also get hundreds of new photos and videos at Carmen's solo site - CamWithCarmen

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

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Dio is Dead, Cyclist vs Car, Inside a Tornado, Kendra is Behind the Sex Tape, Jenna Bentley and Creepy Old Guy, QUEENSRYCHE and the Chunky Dominatrix, CHICKENFOOT's New Video, Veronica Saint's Lucky Thong, Jayden James Topless Car Ride, New Carmen Video

Shake off that Monday morning hangover and wake up the drunk woman in the bathtub

Don't worry. Just get her home before her husband wakes up and then you can do it again next weekend...have an affair. Live it up a little!

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Kind of like chili and beer farts, but only worse, because they're coming out of you)

RIP Ronnie James Dio, who lost his battle with stomach cancer yesterday morning.


Click the pic to see Dio in healthier times, during his April 2007 visit to the Opie and Anthony Show.

A British Cyclist and His Brand New Helmet-Cam go out for a ride:


And get bounced off the hood of an old woman's car.

This video taken INSIDE of a Tornado in Norman, Oklahoma...


Will give you one more reason to never move to Norman, Oklahoma.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Kendra is Behind the release of her Sex Tape...Part 4 (WWTDD)

Holy crap, could this be more transparent? Just let VIVID release the video later this month, make your money, and be done with it. Stop acting all wounded.


Playboy Playmate Jenna Bentley Rolling Around on a Beach with a creepy old guy (Drunken Stepfather)

And any creepy old guy who can afford the company of PLAYBOY models is a friend of ours!

Kimbo Slice: Does The UFC Need A New One? (AskMen)

Brilliant Ads For Canadian Porn Channel (Video SFW) (Warming Glow)

Shannon Stewart Shows off Her Smokin' Hot Body (Freakshow Planet)

Girl Next Door: Olinda Cataneda (Bullz-Eye)

Bambi and Ariel are Touching Tongues and Mid-Sections (Dailyniner)

Arguing the Merits of the Doubledown With Rachel Ray (FunnyCrave)

Saving serious dough time: Here is your "Best Time to Buy" guide for 35 products guys need (The Bachelor Guy)

Jenna and Her Big Boobs are Crawling All Over the Pool Table (z0d)

Before The Journey Begins: This One Is For The Freshman (The Campus Socialite)

A Tribute to the Muppets' Statler and Waldorf (Gunaxin)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry all the breath mints on the planet won't clear up that halitosis of yours)

our friends in QUEENSRŸCHE (who are on tour now - click for tickets) have a new Cabaret-style show:

...and they've enlisted the help of a chunky dominatrix to make it more appealing... to chubby chasers.

Those talented guys in CHICKENFOOT have released the FIFTH video from their debut disc:

the band's debut disc has sold over 750k copies! (that's a lot of Tequila)

From Supergroups to super-hot ass

The lovely Veronica Saint is sporting the world's tiniest, luckiest thong:

Of course, Veronica isn't wearing it for long...if you catch our meaning.

Fun-loving, Free-Spirited adult starlet Jayden James is going for a ride with her top down:

Get it? "Top Down"? "Shirt Off"? oh please, like all she's doing is riding around topless... there's a LOT more to see, Chester.

What's this? More fantastic shamless self-promotion?? INDEED!

You know Carmen from her many FOUNDRY CAMS videos and from her solo site - CamWithCarmen. Here's a great clip of her "Unraveling" her clothes to some music by our friends in SEVENDUST:


CLICK THE PIC TO SEE CARMEN STRIP!

Then, when the feeling returns in your arms and legs... chat with Carmen LIVE, one-on-one!

You can also get hundreds of new photos and videos at Carmen's solo site - CamWithCarmen

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.