Paraglider Crash, Rosie Huntington-Whitely in Transformers 3, DOKKEN is old, KILLSWITCH ENGAGE loves DIO, Jaime Hammer is Topless, Busty Brittany is Dancing

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Sort of like your shitty sense of entitlement)

Paraglider 1 + Paraglider 2 + Heavy Winds...


... = Time To go Swimming!

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Rosie Huntington-Whitely Was Offered Megan Fox's Gig in 'Transformers 3' (WWTDD)

She has ZERO acting experience, and looks great naked. Bravo, mister casting director!

Whose itty-bitty implants are these? (Drunken Stepfather)

You'll never guess in a million years unless of course you saw 'Almost Famous'...then you know exactly who this is

Holy Lost! – Crossing Over with the Series Finale: “The End" (The Campus Socialite)

Sara Stone is Strapped into a Corset ...and not much else (Freakshow Planet)

MacGruber: Movie Review (Bullz-Eye)

Adele Stevens Meets the Luckiest Garden Hose EVER (Dailyniner)

More Awesome Red Dead Redemption Glitches (GammaSquad)

Men’s College Lacrosse Final Four Match-ups Set (The Campus Socialite)

Marissa Ann Shows off Her School Colors...and Her hiney (z0d)

Exclusive Interview With NCAA Football 11 Developers (GameCenter)

We Don't Need No Stinkin Buttons: Kenneth Cole Touch Screen Watch (The Bachelor Guy)

Former Kids TV Writer Teaches Us How to 'Cook to Bang' (Asylum)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry you forgot to skim the pool and change the kegs in a timely fashion. Maybe next time you won't have to sleep in the garage)

Remember when DOKKEN (click to download) did "Dream Warriors" back in 1987?

The 2010 version is a little... err, A LOT... different.

Those nice boys in KILLSWITCH ENGAGE paid homage to Ronnie James Dio with their version of "Holy Diver":

...at the annnual "Rock on the Range" Festival in Ohio...

From very Metal to Very Big Boobies...

Busty Brunette Babe Jaime Hammer is topless in Tiny Lace panties...and that's just the way we like her:

And once the boobies come out, the fun's just getting started...next up - Backgammon!

Keeping on the big boobie thing Busty Brittany from Brittany's Bod is dancing in her room naked:

We'd like to be in there with her, but we're not allowed within 1000 feet... of her, that is.

What's this? More fantastic shamless self-promotion?? INDEED!

You know Carmen from her many FOUNDRY CAMS videos and from her solo site - CamWithCarmen. Here's a great clip of her "Unraveling" her clothes to some music by our friends in SEVENDUST:


CLICK THE PIC TO SEE CARMEN STRIP!

Then, when the feeling returns in your arms and legs... chat with Carmen LIVE, one-on-one!

You can also get hundreds of new photos and videos at Carmen's solo site - CamWithCarmen

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

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Thursday Links: Snake on a Windshield, Utility Pole Fireworks, Mystery Boobs Galore, KILLSWITCH ENGAGE live in Baltimore, Jamie Bradford, Aletta Ocean

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Get this motherf***in' snake off my motherf***in' windshield!




Get it? It's a Winshield VIPER! Eh? Eh? Ecchhh.

Speeding Car + Utility Pole = Instant Fireworks Display!




OK, sure...there's that li'l issue of a seriously injured driver, but ... LOOK! SPARKLIES!

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(but your bitching and moaning on the other hand, IS..so why not knock it off)





Well golly gee! Whose silver-wrapped boobies could THESE be? (Drunken Stepfather)



...here's a li'l hint...if you click here, you can watch her nailing her ex-husband on a boat





Whuzzis??? Anudder pair of mystery boobs? (WWTDD)



...ok, this one's not so hard...she's only on the cover of EVERY tabloid magazine...



Get Ripped, Shredded, Lean, and all that good stuff (Bullz-Eye)



Kyla Cole is showing off her no-no hole (FreakshowPlanet)



Hidden Tragedies Behind Five Classic Superheroes (Gunaxin)



Arianna Leigh has some Large Areolas (z0d)



RL Stine is getting Lazy (College Humor)



Giselle Monet sucks on the Luckiest Lollipop EVER (Dailyniner)



Murray the Nut’s Greatest Hits, Vol. 3 (FunnyCrave)



World’s First Sound System for Pets is Unleashed (The Bachelor Guy)



How-to: Throw the Ultimate College Party (The Campus Throne)



Remember this Mountain Dew commercial from 1985? (I Heart Chaos)




I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that the only way you can boost your self esteem is to embrace people who have less than you do. Impressive.)

How do them guys in KILLSWITCH ENGAGE maintain their ability to hear after a show like this?



Oh wait, EARPLUGS. Duh.

YOung Jamie Bradford from PLAYBOY's ALL Naturals loves Mexican food and exercising....



NOT at the same time though.

Hungarian hottie Aletta Ocean from Twistys shows off alotta skin in this clip...



Her broken English and surgically-enhanced boobs are what all guys dream about. We think.

Naturally large-breasted New Yorker Jennique from COSMID has 34F-sized hooters...



and THIS is what they look like falling out of her bra in slow-motion.

Our FOUNDRY CAMS girl Brooke made us a finger-licking video. Rob Balducci sent us his new track "Choke". Together, they look like this:






Click on Brooke's Body, crack a beverage, and forget whatever you had planned for the day. she'll be online when you get done mopping up.

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?


FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing



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Friday Links: Valentine's Day affairs, Convenience store brawl, WTF is up with Jenna Jameson, Megan Fox's Hot Double, Killswitch Engage Does Dio, Dave

OMFG!!!! IT'S FRIDAY!!! Start that Valentine's Day weekend off right... with somoene else's wife!



Oh come on, you've spent HOW MANY YEARS with the same woman? variety is the spice of life, friends. Go get some!



THAT's TERRIBLE:

A Boston convenience store runs out of Funyuns, and...




Fight erupts. Car gets stolen. Feelings get hurt...you know the deal.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(but if you keep making that pouty face, it's going to stay that way)





Ehh, WTF happened to Jenna Jameson? (Drunken Stepfather)



Honestly, we'd like to remember THIS VERSION OF JENNA JAMESON. WAY hotter.





Megan Fox's Hand-Double is just as hot as Megan Fox (WWTDD)



...and as it turns out, Megan Fox is just as hot as Megan Fox.



Bullz-Eye.com's Costa Rica World Tour (Bullz-Eye)



Luciana has Lucsious, Lickable Lips...and Labia (FreakshowPlanet)



What is the Worst Saturday Night Live Film? (Gunaxin)



Alena is all you'd ever want...and a bag of PO-TA-TO chips (z0d)



Recession Leads to Increase Of Strippers (Smoking Section)



We'd Kill to get a Kiss from Kimberly Kato...Kinda (dailyniner)



Coco's awkward way of applying make up to her Dumper (Don Chavez)



Sextistics: Finally, scientists give us some info we can
use (The Bachelor Guy)



The Guys Love Stronganoff (atom)



An Interview With Academy Award Nominee Robert Forster (Yep Yep)



Ten Facebook Friends Everyone Has (The Campus Throne)



Cupid's Twitter Feed (Comedy)



I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that have successfully managed to alienate everyone who has ever tried to help you. Well done, fella!)

The guys in KILLSWITCH ENGAGE (minus singer Howard Jones) pumped some testosterone into the classic DIO track "Holy Diver":



The song had balls before... now it's got really BIG balls. Nice work, fellas.

How does MEGADETH deal with flying bras on stage?



Like a total professional, dag-nabbit. Shredding > bosoms.

Super sexy Twistys babe Valentina Vaughn is getting very nekkid:



...and believe you me, Chester...that ain't all she's doing.

Big-Breasted Jelena Jensen hauls out her all-natural 34F boobs:



of course, that's only the beginning...she gets all kind of filthy in the full version.

Who knew PLAYBOY Playmates did yoga?



It's probably not all that hard to imagine...that's Sara Jean Underwood, 2007 Playmate of the year. God bless her flexibility.

Our FOUNDRY CAMS girl Brooke made us a finger-licking video. Rob Balducci sent us his new track "Choke". Together, they look like this:






Click on Brooke's Body, crack a beverage, and forget whatever you had planned for the day. she'll be online when you get done mopping up.

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?


FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing



Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates



be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep



We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.



We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.



We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.



FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.