Monday Opie and Anthony Links: Cheech & Chong, Rich Vos, Handwriting analyst Michelle Dresbold, Download the O&A Show, New Boobs On RateMyWOW, Re-Make

Listen to Today's OPIE & ANTHONY Show on AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST).

Holy schmoley... is it MONDAY again? Where the hell does the weekend go? Apparently, there's only so much time one can allocate to picking one's nose before ultimately he/she has to go back to work and make a living. So, how was YOUR weekend?

As always, if you missed any of this past week's shows, you can download them in there entirety from the nice folks at AUDIBLE:



Download the Opie and Anthony Show for Friday, 10/17/08 (Colin Quinn, Jason Ritter)

Download the Opie and Anthony Show for Thursday, 10/16/08 (Mike Birbiglia, Rob Corddry, Lazlow and Midnight Club Los Angees)

Download the Opie and Anthony Show for Wednesday, 10/15/08 (Whip 'em Out Wednesday, Patrice Oneal, Ludacris, Edward Norton)

Download the Opie and Anthony Show for Tuesday, 10/14/08 (Seth Green)

Download the Opie and Anthony Show for Monday, 10/13/08 (Frank Caliendo, 'Brocabulary' Author Daniel Mauerer)

Today on the Opie and Anthony Radio Booger-feast, we'll be hanging with the reunited CHEECH and CHONG, who will be out on tour revisiting their classic bits.

Get Your CHEECH and CHONG tickets online NOW!

Our marble-mouthed comedian pal Rich Vos, who not only will be appearing at the Funny Bone in Virginia Beach starting this Wednesday, but will ALSO be getting several of his teeth yanked out this afternoon to have dental implants put in. Of course, we're sending Sam in to document the whole process on video and audio.

We're also going to be talking to handwriting analyst, Michelle Dresbold, author of Sex, Lies, and Handwriting: A Top Expert Reveals the Secrets Hidden in Your Handwriting, and she's going to reveal the secrets behind intern David's handwriting.

Remember, you can look in on all of these fancy famous people LIVE, in-studio... if you turn on your Paltalk (you don't think we'd actually let you in the friggin' room, did you? Well... we do...but that's at XM only, and... Oy, I'm getting sidetracked again)

It's real simple. log-in to your Paltalk and go to the 'Opie and Anthony Live' Room (it's in 'Adult Conversations)...and you can see the whole staff, the celebrities, and a bunch of girls flashing their boobies on cam (which is distracting as hell, but really fun to look at)

Jim Norton's New Book - 'I HATE YOUR GUTS': Our shorn-headed compatriot Jim Norton has completed a new book. The book is titled I Hate Your Guts, and it goes on sale soon. You can PRE-order your copy online now so you have it when it comes out:



CLICK THE IMAGE ABOVE TO ORDER 'I HATE YOUR GUTS' NOW

(Jim Norton is going to Los Angeles and Las Vegas to do his comedy thing!...check it!)

Our shorn-head, mushy-breasted compatriot Jim Norton will be going to Los Angeles on December 12th and 13th to do some comedy out at the Viper Room (click for tickets), but he's got a ton of shows coming up. Visit Jim's Myspace Page for a full list of his upcoming dates.



Jim is also going to be in Las Vegas in late November at Caesars Palace, so Get Tickets Online Now.

It's JOCKTOBER - Send Us some awful Radio: Hundreds of radio stations across the country engage in this awful tradition known as 'Rocktober'...We call it JOCKTOBER, and we want to hear what radio in YOUR town sounds like. Email Sam with your suggestions and radio station samples... you know, so we can rag on them!

Re-Make "Pendulum" by FOUNDRY Contest: Attention all musicians, bands, audiophiles, and production geeks! We want YOU to re-make the 1997 classic, catchy, amazing song from FOUNDRY titled "Pendulum". The best entries will get to perform their songs live and get national exposure for their music ALL DETAILS ARE ONLINE HERE

Halloween Night with O&A at the Hard Rock Cafe: Want to hang out with the Opie and Anthony Show on Halloween night at the Hard Rock Cafe in the heart of Times Square? Sure ya do! Get your Halloween Hang Out Details online Now!

...now let's look at some bosoms...

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks once again to our west coast buddies Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is always gathering content for his site Load My Mouth and Sperm Cocktail (so very NSFW... don't say we didn't warn you) for you to enjoy, we have some lovely boobs for you to slap happy to courtesy of adult starlets Lucy Fire and Stella Delacroix...



RateMyWOW: Stella Delacroix

RateMyWOW: Lucy Delacroix

(Ladies, submit YOUR photos today to RateMyWOW, but remember... no 'WOW' in the photo = Not Getting On The website)

(While we're on the subject of bosoms, let's check in with our homegirl Hayden!)

The innocent-but-not-very Hayden from FOUNDRY CAMS sent us a new video of her almost nekkid, except for the Official F*CK ME Shirt:








CLICK THE PIC TO SEE HAYDEN SHAKE HER MONEY MAKER!

(...and if watching our girl shake her ass for a few minutes has got you feeling affectionate...Well, there's a place JUST FOR YOU guys and girls).

That 'cheating website' you keep hearing ads for: We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the one who can't get their ads played on certain cable channels? Now you know. Go investigate.

Say, how's about for a few minutes you peel yourself away from that box of Snickers Bars, cleaning your face with a wet-nap, and head over to the MEDIA SECTION, where you'll see:



Laura Lion Shows Off Her Huge Boobs in a tiny bra

Irate Woman Confronts Deputies Who Seize Sick Horses

Renee Reece Strips In The Park

Sarah Palin Guest Stars on Saturday Night Live

Alexa Feels Herself Up for the First Time

Man Attacks Paramedic, Police Officer

Nikki From Planet Nikki in A Black Thong and Top

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