Thursday Opie and Anthony Links: Kevin Smith, JB Smoove, Re-Make 'Pendulum' Contest, JOCKTOBER continues, Halloween Hang with O&A, New Videos Online

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Holy guacamole! It's THURSDAY again already? The weeks are FLYING by lately, and we LOVE it. One more day and then the weekend kicks in and you can walk down the street bare-assed... or do whatever it is you do on the weekends.

Today on the Opie and Anthony Radio Fartbox, we're going to spend the day with our director pal KEVIN SMITH, who has a little movie coming out called Zack and Miri Make a Porno starring SETH ROGEN, as well as our own Jim Norton (for like three seconds) .

We'll also be meeting up with JB Smoove, who will be promoting 'Til Death.

(and since he's in Kevin's movie... everyone go order JIMMY's NEW BOOK!)

Jim Norton's New Book - 'I HATE YOUR GUTS': Our shorn-headed compatriot Jim Norton has completed a new book. The book is titled I Hate Your Guts, and it goes on sale soon. You can PRE-order your copy online now so you have it when it comes out:



CLICK THE IMAGE ABOVE TO ORDER 'I HATE YOUR GUTS' NOW

(Jim Norton is going to Los Angeles and Las Vegas to do his comedy thing!...check it!)

Our shorn-head, mushy-breasted compatriot Jim Norton will be going to Los Angeles on December 12th and 13th to do some comedy out at the Viper Room (click for tickets), but he's got a ton of shows coming up. Visit Jim's Myspace Page for a full list of his upcoming dates.



Jim is also going to be in Las Vegas in late November at Caesars Palace, so Get Tickets Online Now.

Remember, you can look in on all of these fancy famous people LIVE, in-studio... if you turn on your Paltalk (you don't think we'd actually let you in the friggin' room, did you? Well... we do...but that's at XM only, and... Oy, I'm getting sidetracked again)

It's real simple. log-in to your Paltalk and go to the 'Opie and Anthony Live' Room (it's in 'Adult Conversations)...and you can see the whole staff, the celebrities, and a bunch of girls flashing their boobies on cam (which is distracting as hell, but really fun to look at)

It's JOCKTOBER - Send Us some awful Radio: Hundreds of radio stations across the country engage in this awful tradition known as 'Rocktober'...We call it JOCKTOBER, and we want to hear what radio in YOUR town sounds like. Email Sam with your suggestions and radio station samples... you know, so we can rag on them!

Re-Make "Pendulum" by FOUNDRY Contest: Attention all musicians, bands, audiophiles, and production geeks! We want YOU to re-make the 1997 classic, catchy, amazing song from FOUNDRY titled "Pendulum". The best entries will get to perform their songs live and get national exposure for their music ALL DETAILS ARE ONLINE HERE

Halloween Night with O&A at the Hard Rock Cafe: Want to hang out with the Opie and Anthony Show on Halloween night at the Hard Rock Cafe in the heart of Times Square? Sure ya do! Get your Halloween Hang Out Details online Now!

(Now let's yank the wheel to the right and check in with our homegirl Hayden!)

The innocent-but-not-very Hayden from FOUNDRY CAMS sent us a new video of her almost nekkid, except for the Official F*CK ME Shirt:








CLICK THE PIC TO SEE HAYDEN SHAKE HER MONEY MAKER!

(...and if watching our girl shake her ass for a few minutes has got you feeling affectionate...Well, there's a place JUST FOR YOU guys and girls).

That 'cheating website' you keep hearing ads for: We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the one who can't get their ads played on certain cable channels? Now you know. Go investigate.

Say, how's about for a few minutes you peel yourself away from that box of Snickers Bars, cleaning your face with a wet-nap, and head over to the MEDIA SECTION, where you'll see:



Drunk Bikini Girl Falls Backwards

Chester The Alligator Bites Trainer's Hand

Miranda Janine takes her clothes off in the Woods

Kerry Katona Slurring Her Speech on Morning TV interview in the UK.

Topless Webcam Babe Feels Herself Up

Weightlifter loses footing while squatting, calls Mom for help

Hanna Hilton Strips Out of her Bra and shows off her Boobs

Japanese TV: Chimpanzee Rides Segway into Woods

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