Wednesday Opie and Anthony Links: Whip 'em Out Wednesday, Nick DiPaolo, Bob Kelly, New Boobs On Paltalk and RateMyWOW, Re-Make 'Pendulum' Contest, JOC

Listen to Today's OPIE & ANTHONY Show on AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST).

Happy Whip 'em Out Wednesday boys and girls... especially to the Lovely ladies on Paltalk, who go out of their way each and every morning to show off their private parts on their webcams. They'll keep doing it if you're nice, guys... so don't be too pushy. And who are we bullshitting anyway, right? 90% of you are on PalTalk to see CHICKS GETTING NAKED ON CAM, so why pretend you're doing something noble, right? log in to your Paltalk and check out the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room to see them now!

Today on the Opie and Anthony Radio Tracheotomy, we'll be chatting with our pal, our buddy, our brother-in-arms Nick DiPaolo, who is playing at The Brokerage in Bellemore, NY this weekend.

We'll also welcome back our once-chubby-but-now-skinny sink-F**king friend, Bob Kelly, who is going to be in Boston this Friday at the Wilbur Theater.

And as long as he's in studio, let's give him a li'l plug...Robert Kelly has a new CD/DVD called Just The Tip, and it's in stores NOW!



Click the pic to order it now!

(Oh hell, as long as we're plugging things... everyone go order JIMMY's NEW BOOK!)

Jim Norton's New Book - 'I HATE YOUR GUTS': Our shorn-headed compatriot Jim Norton has completed a new book. The book is titled I Hate Your Guts, and it goes on sale soon. You can PRE-order your copy online now so you have it when it comes out:



CLICK THE IMAGE ABOVE TO ORDER 'I HATE YOUR GUTS' NOW

(Jim Norton is going to Los Angeles and Las Vegas to do his comedy thing!...check it!)

Our shorn-head, mushy-breasted compatriot Jim Norton will be going to Los Angeles on December 12th and 13th to do some comedy out at the Viper Room (click for tickets), but he's got a ton of shows coming up. Visit Jim's Myspace Page for a full list of his upcoming dates.



Jim is also going to be in Las Vegas in late November at Caesars Palace, so Get Tickets Online Now.

Remember, you can look in on all of these fancy famous people LIVE, in-studio... if you turn on your Paltalk (you don't think we'd actually let you in the friggin' room, did you? Well... we do...but that's at XM only, and... Oy, I'm getting sidetracked again)

It's real simple. log-in to your Paltalk and go to the 'Opie and Anthony Live' Room (it's in 'Adult Conversations)...and you can see the whole staff, the celebrities, and a bunch of girls flashing their boobies on cam (which is distracting as hell, but really fun to look at)

It's JOCKTOBER - Send Us some awful Radio: Hundreds of radio stations across the country engage in this awful tradition known as 'Rocktober'...We call it JOCKTOBER, and we want to hear what radio in YOUR town sounds like. Email Sam with your suggestions and radio station samples... you know, so we can rag on them!

Re-Make "Pendulum" by FOUNDRY Contest: Attention all musicians, bands, audiophiles, and production geeks! We want YOU to re-make the 1997 classic, catchy, amazing song from FOUNDRY titled "Pendulum". The best entries will get to perform their songs live and get national exposure for their music ALL DETAILS ARE ONLINE HERE

Halloween Night with O&A at the Hard Rock Cafe: Want to hang out with the Opie and Anthony Show on Halloween night at the Hard Rock Cafe in the heart of Times Square? Sure ya do! Get your Halloween Hang Out Details online Now!

...now let's get back to the whole 'Whip 'em Out Wednesday' fiasco...

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks once again to our west coast buddies Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is always gathering content for his site Load My Mouth (so very NSFW... don't say we didn't warn you) for you to enjoy, we have some lovely boobs for you to slap happy to courtesy of adult starlet LuLu Martinez...



RateMyWOW: Lulu Martinez

(Ladies, submit YOUR photos today to RateMyWOW, but remember... no 'WOW' in the photo = Not Getting On The website)

If you want to get WOWed, you might need to get your hands on a WOW STICKER. There's a few ways to go about it:
1. GO TO THIS LINK FILL OUT THE FORM, AND WE WILL MAIL YOU ONE.

2. Send a self-addressed, stamped envelope (NOT A SMALL ONE, DUMMIES) to:
The Opie and Anthony Show
WOW Sticker Requests
111 West 57th Street
Suite 500
New York, NY 10019

3. Get yourself an OFFICIAL WOW T-SHIRT!. They come in all sizes, so no matter how many Ice Cream Bars you can pack away, you can get one that fits you.

CLICK ABOVE (or here) AND GET AN OFFICIAL WOW SHIRT...... and then eat some soft, delicious ice cream bars.

...and while we're on the subject of merchandise plugging....check out this self-serving madness... (truth be told, we were getting a lot of Email from young women asking if these were on sale anywhere...and interestingly enough, they ARE)

CLICK THE PIC TO GET THEM NOW!

(While we're on the subject of bosoms, let's check in with our homegirl Hayden!)

The innocent-but-not-very Hayden from FOUNDRY CAMS sent us a new video of her almost nekkid, except for the Official F*CK ME Shirt:








CLICK THE PIC TO SEE HAYDEN SHAKE HER MONEY MAKER!

(...and if watching our girl shake her ass for a few minutes has got you feeling affectionate...Well, there's a place JUST FOR YOU guys and girls).

That 'cheating website' you keep hearing ads for: We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the one who can't get their ads played on certain cable channels? Now you know. Go investigate.

Say, how's about for a few minutes you peel yourself away from that box of Snickers Bars, cleaning your face with a wet-nap, and head over to the MEDIA SECTION, where you'll see:



First Minute of HUSTLER's Who's Nailin Paylin - starring Lisa Ann

Fire Trucks Collide In St. Louis

Ann Pollar Peels Off Her Daisy Dukes

'Ass Cream Vendor' in El Paso, Texas

Gia Shows off Her Enormous Tongue

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