Thursday Opie and Anthony links: Bill Burr, Ralphie May, Dana White from The UFC, New O&A Animation, New Boobs On RateMyWOW, New Jim Norton Video

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Holy CRAP! It's THURSDAY already? Where DOES the week go? Time flies when you're picking your nose, doesn't it? Oof. Boo.

On today's edition of the Opie and Anthony Group Grope, we'll be reunited with our long-lost pal Bill Burr, who is at Caroline's Comedy Club in New York City tonight through Sunday. We'll also be hanging with our jolly comedian buddy Ralphie May, who will be at Gotham Comedy Club tonight through Sunday. (So, like... go see Bill one night, then see Ralphie the next night). Finally, we're going to shoot the shit with our buddy, our pal Dana White from the UFC who is going to tell us about the UFC FIGHT FOR THE TROOPS, which goes down on December 10th in Fayetville, NC, and is a three hour live event to benefit the Intrepid Fallen Heroes Fund.


GET YOUR UFC TICKETS ONLINE NOW! (yeah, we're plug whores)

New Opie and Anthony Animation: Someone (and by 'Someone' we mean a guy named Jorge) has decided to give old Cokelogic a run for his money with a new Animation of Opie, Anthony, and Jimmy discussing women over sixty...

Watch 'Opie, Anthony, and Jimmy Discuss Women over Sixty' - Online Now!

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: We have some lovely, large, luscious boobs for you to crank one out to courtesy of a busty female fan...



RateMyWOW: Nice Knockers!

(Ladies, submit YOUR photos today to RateMyWOW, but remember... no 'WOW' in the photo = Not Getting On The website)

(Here's an awkward transition into talking about...Jimmy Norton!)

Jim Norton in 'Zack and Miri Make a Porno' - Video online: Thanks to NoFilterPaul, we have the two second clip of Jim Norton's role in Kevin Smith's film Zack and Miri Make a Porno...



Jim Norton in 'Zack and Miri...' - Watch the clip now!

Speaking of our shorn-head, mushy-breasted compatriot... Jim Norton is headed to Virginia this week, and has got a ton of shows coming up. Visit Jim's Myspace Page for a full list of his upcoming dates.

GET JIM NORTON TICKETS ONLINE NOW!





(Jim Norton's new book is also out, and it's a NY Times Best Seller!...so if you don't have it yet...go order JIMMY NORTON's NEW BOOK!)

Jim Norton's New Book - 'I HATE YOUR GUTS': Just for the sake of redundancy, we'll tell you again... Our shorn-headed compatriot Jim Norton has a new book titled I Hate Your Guts, and it's on sale now. You can order your copy online, so you don't have to venture out into the real world and deal with those pesky 'other people':



CLICK THE IMAGE ABOVE TO ORDER 'I HATE YOUR GUTS' NOW

(now check out this magical segue... oh man, so seamless...)

Re-Make "Pendulum" by FOUNDRY Contest: Attention all musicians, bands, audiophiles, and production geeks! We want YOU to re-make the 1997 classic, catchy, amazing song from FOUNDRY titled "Pendulum". The best entries will get to perform their songs live and get national exposure for their music ALL DETAILS ARE ONLINE HERE (all the really great ones get posted online...or maybe even made into videos...see below)

(Speaking of FOUNDRY, check out the video we just got sent by one of our lovelies)

The lovely dark blond babe you see holding the guitar before you is Marie. Marie is 24 years old, Garman/Canadian, is sporting some amazing 32D breasts, and oh yeah... she's BISEXUAL. She's also one of the wonderful specimens you can see at FOUNDRY CAMS, and of course she's wearing her FoundryMusic F*CK ME shirt (click to get yours!) while she gives her guitar a tongue bath.





CLICK THE PIC TO SEE MARIE's TONGUE IN ACTION!




(...and once you're done watching that, you may feel the need for your own tongue bath... and boy do we know the place for you...).

That 'cheating website' you keep hearing ads for: We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the one who can't get their ads played on certain cable channels? Now you know. Go investigate.

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Look, we know how much you love Brownies, but you might want to head over to the MEDIA SECTION, because you might just love what's going on there, including:



Caught On Tape: Russian Woman Attacked By Bear

Viva Small in Red Lingerie

Don Dokken interrupts Sebastian Bach Interview

Shyla Jennings Strips Out of Her Black and Red Skirt

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