New Years Eve Headlines: Whip 'em Out Wednesday, Adios Rochester and Cape Cod - Listen to O&A on Satellite! Jim Norton in Allentown TONIGHT, Download

This is the L A S T update you'll get from us until 2009, which (technically) is tomorrow morning, so umm... big F-ing Deal, right?.

Even though it's New Years Eve, and the show isn't live, we can still wish you a Happy Whip 'em Out Wednesday ... especially to the Lovely ladies on Paltalk, who, when they have no pressing plans, have been known to flash a bosom or two on their webcams. Oh, who are we bullshitting? They're usually naked, on their webcams, showering, sleeping, screwing, or smoking. If you can manage NOT to be a pushy douche, they might just keep doing it. Look, we're realists. 90% of you are on PalTalk to see CHICKS GETTING NAKED ON CAM, so just fess up, Chesterfield...log in to your Paltalk and check out the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room to see them now!... and umm, Happy New Year.

Since the Opie and Anthony Show ins't live again until January 5th, we have some carefully-crafted 'Worst-of' programming (courtesy of our own EROCK) for you to enjoy. If you want to check out any of these amazing shows, you can download them via AUDIBLE or iTunes!



Download the WORST OF Opie and Anthony Show for Friday, 1/02/09

Download the WORST OF Opie and Anthony Show for Thursday, 1/01/09

Download the WORST OF Opie and Anthony Show for Wednesday, 12/31/08

Download the WORST Opie and Anthony for Tuesday, 12/30/08 (Baby Diaper Moustache, Kenny's Ketchup Hoarding, Brian Regan, Spuds Buckley aduio)

Download the WORST OF Opie and Anthony for Monday, 12/29/08 (Trash-talking producer, Mark Maron, Jose Canseco)

Good-bye Rochester and Cape Cod: Don't you just LOVE being left out of the communication loop (especially when you're IN the business of COMMUNICATING??? Sheesh!) OK, so we just found out that Pixy 103 in Cape Cod and 94.1 WZNE in Rochester, NY are no longer carrying the Opie and Anthony Show on their terrestrial stations. We found out this morning, so it's as much news to us as it is you guys. Have no fear kids, because you can GET YOURSELF A SATELLITE RADIO! (Great to blow some Christmas moolah on) and you can listen to the Opie and Anthony Radio Show in it's full, filthy, uncensored entirety....several times daily. See that? Optimism.

(Now, let's get back to the Whip 'em Out Wednesday thing)

If you want to get WOWed, you might need to get your hands on a WOW STICKER. There's a few ways to go about it:
1. GO TO THIS LINK FILL OUT THE FORM, AND WE WILL MAIL YOU ONE.

2. Send a self-addressed, stamped envelope (NOT A SMALL ONE, DUMMIES) to:
The Opie and Anthony Show
WOW Sticker Requests
111 West 57th Street
Suite 500
New York, NY 10019

3. Get yourself an OFFICIAL WOW T-SHIRT!. They come in all sizes, so no matter how many dozens of packages of Cheese and Crackers you can scarf down, you can get one that fits you.

CLICK ABOVE (or here) AND GET AN OFFICIAL WOW SHIRT...... and then go wolf down some cheese on wheat.

(and speaking of things you can purchase online...check out this official merchandise!)

New Official O&A Pest Jerseys - LIMITED amount: Thanks to Opie's brother Elmo, there's a new piece of OFFICIAL merchandise you can get, just in time for the holidays!





CLICK TO GET YOUR OFFICIAL Opie and Anthony PEST Jerseys!

(it's just not a regular update without some shameless Jim Norton plugs, right...so here we go...)

Jim Norton in Allentown and Atlantic City: Our meat-bosomed compatriot Jim Norton is heading to Allentown, PA TONIGHT, and then to the Borgata in Atlantic City in January to do his comedy thing.

...and if you can't make that show, well he's always traveling all over the country, performing for Y O U.

Get JIM NORTON tickets Online Now!

(Jim Norton's book is also out now, and it's ALSO a NY Times Best Seller!...so if you don't have it yet...go order JIMMY NORTON's NEW BOOK!)

Jim Norton's New Book - 'I HATE YOUR GUTS': Just for the sake of redundancy, we'll tell you again... Our shorn-headed compatriot Jim Norton has a new book titled I Hate Your Guts, and it's on sale now. You can order your copy online, so you don't have to venture out into the real world and deal with those pesky 'other people':




CLICK THE IMAGE ABOVE TO ORDER 'I HATE YOUR GUTS' NOW

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Regardless, the nice folks at Ashley Madison are giving YOU, the faithful, the horny, the sexually deprived fan...the opportunity to make your own commercial for their service...and win some cold hard CA$H in the process ($5 Grand to be exact). If you think YOU have what it takes, then Check out the Virus Page For More Contest Information... and then hop on to Ashley Madison's Website...and have an affair with your neighbor's wife

(If all you wanted for Christmas is some booty and boobies, then we're more than happy to oblige!)

Thanks to the wonderful women of FOUNDRY CAMS and our guitar-shredding buddy GARY HOEY, we have a great new Christmas compilation video for you.






CLICK THE ABOVE PHOTO TO WATCH THIS HEARTFELT, and HORNED-UP VIDEO

It's not quite resolution time yet, folks... so Enjoy ALL the Pizza You Can Stuff Inside of YOU!!!!... Then check out the MASSIVE AMOUNT OF VIDEOS we added to the MEDIA SECTION...including:



Denise Milani - "Sexy Salad"

DEF LEPPARD: 'Pour Some Sugar On Me' LIVE in Adelaide

Dylan Ryder Virtual Lap Dance

Christmas Metal Symphony performs TESTAMENT's 'More than Meets The Eye' in Holland

Neriah Davis Strips Out Of Her Blue Bra and Panties

Crying Sorority Girl Elyse Downs

Santa's Nunghty Canadian Helper Sandy

Georgian Politicians Fight On Live TV

Jamee and Daniella Flashing At The Mall

STEELHEART - "LOL" video

Tiffany Brookes In The Shower

Kip Winger - 'Seventeen' Acuostic LIVE at Mohegan Sun

Krystal Lyne Getting Ready For Bed

Mark Slaughter and Eric Martin -"Up All Night" Live at the Fillmore

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