Tuesday Opie and Anthony links: Bob Kelly, Lazlow in studio, New Boobs RateMyWOW, Jim Norton LIVE dates, INTERNS Needed, Re-Make 'Pendulum' Contest, N

Listen to Today's WORST-OF OPIE & ANTHONY Show on AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST).

Good morning and happy TuesDEE, everybuddy! For those of you who have chosen to unglue yourselves from from the sofa and tune in to the Opie and Anthony Bitch-Slap-A-Thon, you'll be delighted to know that we have a helluva show coming up for you

On today's POgram, Mr. Opie is still out of town, so our much skinnier friend Robert Kelly is hanging with Jim and Anthony.

Our tech-guru buddy Lazlow is also coming by the show, because the wonderful Grand Theft Auto IV is available for the PC

And as long as he's in studio, let's give him a li'l plug...Robert Kelly has a new CD/DVD called Just The Tip, and it's in stores NOW!



Click the pic to order it now!

(speaking of our comedian buddies...)

Our shorn-head, mushy-breasted compatriot Jim Norton is headed to Virginia this week, and has got a ton of shows coming up. Visit Jim's Myspace Page for a full list of his upcoming dates.

(Jim Norton's new book is also out, and it's a NY Times Best Seller!...so if you don't have it yet...go order JIMMY NORTON's NEW BOOK!)

Jim Norton's New Book - 'I HATE YOUR GUTS': Just for the sake of redundancy, we'll tell you again... Our shorn-headed compatriot Jim Norton has a new book titled I Hate Your Guts, and it's on sale now. You can order your copy online, so you don't have to venture out into the real world and deal with those pesky 'other people':



CLICK THE IMAGE ABOVE TO ORDER 'I HATE YOUR GUTS' NOW

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks once again to our west coast buddies Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is always gathering content for his site Load My Mouth (so very NSFW!), AND shooting his latest edition in the SHE IS HALF MY AGE series, we have some lovely boobs for you to slap happy to courtesy of adult starlets Anastasia Ivanova and Natalie Di Angelo...



RateMyWOW: Anastasia Ivanova

RateMyWOW: Natalie Di Angelo

(Ladies, submit YOUR photos today to RateMyWOW, but remember... no 'WOW' in the photo = Not Getting On The website)

INTERNS NEEDED: Hey boys and girls! How'd you like to INTERN for the Opie and Anthony Radio Show? You'll be fetching coffee, bagels, and other assorted goodies. You'll most likely be tooled on in front of an international audience as well. APPLY TO BE AN INTERN ONLINE NOW (college credit required)

(and now we'll tell you about some completely unrelated, totally self-serving crap... because we know how much you enjoy it)

Re-Make "Pendulum" by FOUNDRY Contest: Attention all musicians, bands, audiophiles, and production geeks! We want YOU to re-make the 1997 classic, catchy, amazing song from FOUNDRY titled "Pendulum". The best entries will get to perform their songs live and get national exposure for their music ALL DETAILS ARE ONLINE HERE (all the really great ones get posted online...or maybe even made into videos...see below)

(Speaking of FOUNDRY, check out the video we just got sent by one of our lovelies)

The lovely dark blond babe you see holding the guitar before you is Marie. Marie is 24 years old, Garman/Canadian, is sporting some amazing 32D breasts, and oh yeah... she's BISEXUAL. She's also one of the wonderful specimens you can see at FOUNDRY CAMS, and of course she's wearing her FoundryMusic F*CK ME shirt (click to get yours!) while she gives her guitar a tongue bath.





CLICK THE PIC TO SEE MARIE's TONGUE IN ACTION!




(...and once you're done watching that, you may feel the need for your own tongue bath... and boy do we know the place for you...).

That 'cheating website' you keep hearing ads for: We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the one who can't get their ads played on certain cable channels? Now you know. Go investigate.

Look, we know how much you love Brownies, but you might want to head over to the MEDIA SECTION, because you might just love what's going on there, including:



Rachel Starr Shows Off Her Amazing Ass

POWERMAN 5000: 'Bombshell' LIVE MONTAGE

Denise Milani and Jamie Hammer spend a Day at the beach

Willy Wonkamix (You Lose Remix)

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