Friday Opie and Anthony links: New Ashley Madison Contest, Jim Norton In Atlantic City this weekend, New OFFICIAL 'Pest' Jerseys, New Videos Online

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HOLY...CRAP... It's FRIDAY! We made it through another week. Everyone is still alive. It's a miracle.

Today on the Opie and Anthony Fellatio-Thon, we're probably going to wind up sifting through more Christmas presents, and deciding which ones to keep, which ones to consume, and which ones to throw at our interns.

NEW ASHLEY MADISON COMMERCIAL CONTEST (GRAND PRIZE IS $5K!): By now you've heard the commercials for Ashley Madison, the online hookup place for those men and women looking for discreet affairs. If you haven't, then you're either A) A monk... or B) Lying your ass off.

Regardless, the nice folks at Ashley Madison are giving YOU, the faithful, the horny, the sexually deprived fan...the opportunity to make your own commercial for their service...and win some cold hard CA$H in the process ($5 Grand to be exact). If you think YOU have what it takes, then Check out the Virus Radio Page For More information... or you can also try this link on the XM site... and then hop on to Ashley Madison's Website...and have an affair with your neighbor's wife

Jim Norton in Atlantic City: Our meat-bosomed compatriot Jim Norton is heading to Atlantic City this weekend to do his comedy thing.

...and if you can't make that show, well he's always traveling all over the country, performing for Y O U.

Get JIM NORTON tickets Online Now!

(Jim Norton's new book is also out now, and it's a NY Times Best Seller!...so if you don't have it yet...go order JIMMY NORTON's NEW BOOK!)

Jim Norton's New Book - 'I HATE YOUR GUTS': Just for the sake of redundancy, we'll tell you again... Our shorn-headed compatriot Jim Norton has a new book titled I Hate Your Guts, and it's on sale now. You can order your copy online, so you don't have to venture out into the real world and deal with those pesky 'other people':




CLICK THE IMAGE ABOVE TO ORDER 'I HATE YOUR GUTS' NOW

New Official O&A Pest Jerseys - LIMITED amount: Thanks to Opie's brother Elmo, there's a new piece of OFFICIAL merchandise you can get, just in time for the holidays!





CLICK TO GET YOUR OFFICIAL Opie and Anthony PEST Jerseys!

(and since we're on the subject of shirts with logos on them, let's use this opportunity to do something completely selfish)

The shapely, half-naked BISEXUAL vixen you see below is Angleina. She is 24 years old, really digs her Pink FoundryMusic F*CK ME Shrt, and shaking her amazing ass to DUFF McKAGAN's LOADED.







CLICK THE PIC TO SEE ANGELINA SHAKE HER MONEY MAKER

If you wouldn't mind putting down that tray of Pasta and French Bread Pizza, we'd like to direct your attention to the MEDIA SECTION, where you'll see some amazing stuff, including:



QUEENSRŸCHE: 'Eyes Of A Stranger' acoustic LIVE in Seattle

Heather Summers In A Fishnet Shirt and Thong

Isabel and Her Enormous Natural Boobs

Italian Senator Giulio Andreotti Goes Deaf during TV Interview

Show Off Wrecks His Mustang

Vida Guerra's Boob and Ass Make-up Guy

Britney Spears Perfoms 'Womanizer' in a Tiny Bra and Hotpants

Caught On Video: 77 Year-old man attacks robber with a cane

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