Your mom is tied up, Tommy Lee and the Tone Deaf All-Star Band, New Music and Cuisine from JOURNEY, SLAYER is feeling much better now, Julia Crown and Sofia Saint are Brilliant

Not for nothing, but your mom was left out in the backyard, hog-tied:

We don't want to judge but she's been posting some kinky ads online... and you know what kind of oddballs those can attract. Yeah, us.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your contribution to society...nothing)

Tommy Lee joined the TONE DEAF ALL-STARS and George Lynch at Rock 'N Roll Fantasy Camp

Someone tell that girl on the mic she sounds like two cats fucking... or at least throw a shoe at her. Bless you! Get it? 'A shoe'? Bah.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(You know, unlike your face, breath, hairline, and general disposition)


Kendra Wilkinson's ass looks halfway decent in shorts (Drunken Stepfather)

but not nearly as good as it looks in her homemade sex tape... zinG!.


Click it, fool!
Adele Stephens and Deven Davis have a great doctor/patient relationship (FreakShow Planet)

11 Most Addictive Breakfast Cereals (Bullz Eye)

Dylan Riley will get you all riled up ... see, cuz she's in a teensy gold bikini (z0d)

Alexa Nicole is no ordinary hottie. Nosiree, she's got hooves! No. Not really. Chill out. (Daily Niner)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry you have no ambition other than sucking off the tits of those wealthier than you)

When JOURNEY's singer isn't trying to eat your pets, he sings like an angel:

Oh my God. It's a joke. Lighten up, you overly-sensitive maniac.

Looks like Tom Araya from SLAYER was feeling well enough to get on stage in Australia:

He had an 'ouchie'... yes, that's what he called it. Again. Joke. Relax, Chester.

Wow, this is a little too high-brow. Bring on the girls!

Stand back, everyone! Julia Crown is Crowning!

That line would work better if we actually KNEW what 'Crowning' was. Ten bucks says we totally misused the word there.

you may be asking, How many animals had to die senselessly to make Sofia Saint's swimsuit?

We're guessing none. Yeah, none... it's synthetic, dummy.

Switching gears (kind of)... let's lookee here...

If Emma Ink looks familiar, that's because she's been in other FOUNDRY CAMS clips before (these girls change their names like they're changing their panties, for crying out loud). She's tattooed up and would be the perfect trophy to add to the back of your motorcycle... if you're into that kind of thing. Thanks to our friends in FURNAZE for the friendly music.
Thanks to Jon for the editing, as always.

Watch the vid. Get all excited... then get yourself on over to Emma-Ink.com and watch Emma LIVE, on webcam, getting naked and dirty just for you. (and we do mean JUST for you, because she'll do the private VIP thing if you want)




...and that, friends... is the way to impress a gal on a first date

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Vanilla Ice Does a Lame Stunt, New ARMORED SAINT video, LOUDNESS live in the Netherlands, Playboy's Felicia Taylor, Sandra Shine, Sochee Mala and Jordan Kingsley

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Powerlifter Pukes, Gary Coleman Deathbed Pic is Awful, ARMORED SAINT in Hollywood, New DROWNING POOL video, Polish Rock by BLACK RIVER, Taylor Vixen, Jennie Reid, and Chelsea Rae all show their goodies

It's a little known fact... hot blond cougars need love too.

So hurry up and make a move on that single mom down the street.

and if YOU don't take advantage... then the Dancing Bear WILL.

He's got a great rap, so you sould hurry up, bub.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Kind of like your people skills. Way to interact with humanity!)

Powerlifter Logan Lacy can hold up 1008 lbs realy well:

He's just not so good at holding down his lunch.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


The Gary Coleman Photo is Worse than You Thought (WWTDD)


Carmen Electra is Still Kinda hot (Drunken Stepfather)

and now, because we can...let's all oogle Carmen Electra's scantily-clad/naked arse!

PLAYBOY's Crista Nicole is Nice and Naked...in what looks like a church? Sacrilige! (Freakshow Planet)

A Video Chat With Adam Corolla (Bullz-Eye)

Dog Kills Baby (In a Good Way!) (URLesque)

13 Hillariously Ridiculous Movie Posters (Gunaxin)

Asian Playboy Playmate Lesbians... *droool* (Dailyniner)

You’re Doing It Wrong: 35 Horrible Tans (Banned In Hollywood)

Ashley Nicole has Two First Names and Multiple Amazing Assets (z0d)

Top 10: Reasons To Ride A Motorcycle, By Marisa Miller (AskMen)

Greece Produces Delightfully Absurd Movie Trailer (FilmDrunk)

Timeline of Tragedy: Barack Obama Appears in the “Whoomp There It Is” Video (FilmDrunk)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your complete lack of personality will prevent you from having any meaningful relationships)

Our buddies in DROWNING POOL look awfully chilly in their new video for 'Turn So Cold':

They'll be on tour all summer as well as on OZZFEST, so Get your tickets now before some other numbnuts does!.

The old farts in ARMORED SAINT are still doing (and encouraging others to do) the "Tribal Dance":

The band's latest disc La Raza shipped in March, and sold 18,000 copies its first week. Not bad for a bunch of old farts.

You've heard Polish jokes, and maybe you've had Polish food...but Polish METAL? Indeed. This is the latest video from BLACK RIVER:

BLACK RIVER is comprised of members (current and former) of DIMMU BORGIR, BEHEMOTH, NEOLITHIC, SOULBURNERS and ROOTWATER.

From Heavy Metal to Heaving Hanging Hooters...

We've become very familiar with chesty young Taylor Vixen as of late:

this clip features Taylor and the luckiest bottle of lotion EVER.

From big'uns to lil'uns...

This is adult starlet Chelsea Rae, one of the hottest women you'll ever see...doing the dumbest dance you'll ever see:

Chelsea is simply prepping her hiney for the ravaging it's about to get in BIG WET ASSES 8 - On Demand Now

We read online that Sexy PLAYBOY Cyber Girl Jennie Reid likes to sprinkle diamonds on her corn flakes...why?

Because it makes her dookie sparkle, silly person. Sheesh.

Holy Smokes! Another beautiful webcam model shaking her ass! Whodathunkit?

Ember Reigns, the buxom blond bombshell who you have seen in numerous FOUNDRY CAMS videos, as well as at her own site, has given us what could be her finest performance yet:


Honestly... do you REALLY need us to tell you to click on Ember's pic? JUST DO IT!

Great song. Great hiney. When you stop hallucinating, Go check out Ember's Sexy Self LIVE - online NOW

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Dio is Dead, Cyclist vs Car, Inside a Tornado, Kendra is Behind the Sex Tape, Jenna Bentley and Creepy Old Guy, QUEENSRYCHE and the Chunky Dominatrix, CHICKENFOOT's New Video, Veronica Saint's Lucky Thong, Jayden James Topless Car Ride, New Carmen Video

Shake off that Monday morning hangover and wake up the drunk woman in the bathtub

Don't worry. Just get her home before her husband wakes up and then you can do it again next weekend...have an affair. Live it up a little!

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Kind of like chili and beer farts, but only worse, because they're coming out of you)

RIP Ronnie James Dio, who lost his battle with stomach cancer yesterday morning.


Click the pic to see Dio in healthier times, during his April 2007 visit to the Opie and Anthony Show.

A British Cyclist and His Brand New Helmet-Cam go out for a ride:


And get bounced off the hood of an old woman's car.

This video taken INSIDE of a Tornado in Norman, Oklahoma...


Will give you one more reason to never move to Norman, Oklahoma.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Kendra is Behind the release of her Sex Tape...Part 4 (WWTDD)

Holy crap, could this be more transparent? Just let VIVID release the video later this month, make your money, and be done with it. Stop acting all wounded.


Playboy Playmate Jenna Bentley Rolling Around on a Beach with a creepy old guy (Drunken Stepfather)

And any creepy old guy who can afford the company of PLAYBOY models is a friend of ours!

Kimbo Slice: Does The UFC Need A New One? (AskMen)

Brilliant Ads For Canadian Porn Channel (Video SFW) (Warming Glow)

Shannon Stewart Shows off Her Smokin' Hot Body (Freakshow Planet)

Girl Next Door: Olinda Cataneda (Bullz-Eye)

Bambi and Ariel are Touching Tongues and Mid-Sections (Dailyniner)

Arguing the Merits of the Doubledown With Rachel Ray (FunnyCrave)

Saving serious dough time: Here is your "Best Time to Buy" guide for 35 products guys need (The Bachelor Guy)

Jenna and Her Big Boobs are Crawling All Over the Pool Table (z0d)

Before The Journey Begins: This One Is For The Freshman (The Campus Socialite)

A Tribute to the Muppets' Statler and Waldorf (Gunaxin)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry all the breath mints on the planet won't clear up that halitosis of yours)

our friends in QUEENSRŸCHE (who are on tour now - click for tickets) have a new Cabaret-style show:

...and they've enlisted the help of a chunky dominatrix to make it more appealing... to chubby chasers.

Those talented guys in CHICKENFOOT have released the FIFTH video from their debut disc:

the band's debut disc has sold over 750k copies! (that's a lot of Tequila)

From Supergroups to super-hot ass

The lovely Veronica Saint is sporting the world's tiniest, luckiest thong:

Of course, Veronica isn't wearing it for long...if you catch our meaning.

Fun-loving, Free-Spirited adult starlet Jayden James is going for a ride with her top down:

Get it? "Top Down"? "Shirt Off"? oh please, like all she's doing is riding around topless... there's a LOT more to see, Chester.

What's this? More fantastic shamless self-promotion?? INDEED!

You know Carmen from her many FOUNDRY CAMS videos and from her solo site - CamWithCarmen. Here's a great clip of her "Unraveling" her clothes to some music by our friends in SEVENDUST:


CLICK THE PIC TO SEE CARMEN STRIP!

Then, when the feeling returns in your arms and legs... chat with Carmen LIVE, one-on-one!

You can also get hundreds of new photos and videos at Carmen's solo site - CamWithCarmen

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

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Friday Links: T-Boned Ambulance, Shiny Booty, Music Videos, Music Headlines, More Hotness from around the World

Looking for a special someone? Got a special someone, and looking for another one? Why not browse a whole bunch of MARRIED special someones! At least you know they'll keep quiet, you know?

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Driving in Russia looks like fun, doesn't it?.



Yup. That ambulance needed a beating.

(We'll give you ONE guess as to whose enormous ass this is)

Here's a hint...she another C-lister who likes to make sex tapes with her boyfriend.

New Music Headlines: Get the latest on DROWNING POOL, RIGGS, LACUNA COIL, ANTHRAX and more in our Massive Music Headline Archive

(speaking of music, here's something nifty)

It's SALIVA doing their thing LIVE in Maine.



Josey Scott is recuperating from surgery, so the band is off the sNO CORE tour.

(While we're on the music subject, the boys in MÖTLEY CRÜE are doing CRÜE FEST 2 this Summer!)

Pictured on stage at Madison Square Garden (March 16, 2009): John Allen of CHARM CITY DEVILS, Tyler Connolly of THEORY OF A DEADMAN, Vince Neil of MÖTLEY CRÜE, Sully Erna of GODSMACK, Ryan McCombs of DROWNING POOL

CRÜE FEST 2 - Click for Tickets!

("CRÜE"... brings us back to "boobs"...because the two often do go together)

This sexy Czech is Markéta Belonohá, and she's wearing a pearl necklace. Seriously. That's not even a cute pun.

This oily young Canadian teen is Paris Pirelli, and we really hope she's got a mop to clean up after this clip.

(now if we can have your attention over here)

Our own Jesse Jo and Tori from FOUNDRY CAMS are naughty nurses shaking it to "Flatline" by DUFF McKAGAN's LOADED:





CLICK THE PIC TO CHECK OUT THE VIDEO





And of course, after your pulse gets back to normal, head over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Jesse Jo and Tori LIVE on cam!



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If you can stop fooling around with your neighbor's daughter for a few minutes, check out what we added to the MEDIA SECTION, including:



Paris Pirelli Covers Herself with Baby Oil In The Kitchen

Caught on Camera: Ambulance gets broadsided in Russian Intersection

PLAYBOY Playmate Hope Dworaczyk Morning Ritual

Amputee MMA Fighter Kyle Maynard Debut in Alabama

Markéta Bělonohá Plays with her Pearl Necklace

Hockey Fan Fellatio During Playoff Game

Danielle Hauls out Her Huge Hooters at the Beach

SALIVA: 'Hunt You Down' LIVE in Maine

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