Thursday Links: Bree Olson Pencil holder, Terminator Spoof, New Sherlock Holmes Trailer, Buff Babes and their Boobs, New videos from OZZY and DROWNING POOL

You love Bree Olson, right?

Now you can get this realistic Bree Olson CyberSkin Pencil Holder - at a 33% discount, no less!!

With Terminator: Salvation opening today, it's only appropriate that we feature a Terminator parody all about Handjobs (Thanks to our friends at Atom)

Whoa...nipples.

Yeah, umm she's done some TV and she umm, yeah... This total distraction comes from our pals at Drunken Stepfather. CLICK THE PIC!

Married fella, Carlos? your might want to remind your wife. Juanita is fellating Pedro the exterminator. Again.

Since the Cannes Film Festival is going on, it's timely that we point out the Festival of Cans (SFW). Thanks to our boys at COED Magazine

THAT's TERRIBLE:

He's Robert Downey Jr and he's a friggin' action hero...

Funny how that IRON MAN thing opened up doors for a fella, eh?

Our boys in DROWNING POOL have a new video for "Shame":

...and there probably IS.

He's OZZY OSBOURNE and he thinks there's voodoo in your phone...

Rawk. Bitches.

(While we're talking about DROWNING POOL, we should mention that they're joining MÖTLEY CRÜE on the road at CRÜE FEST 2 this Summer!)

Pictured on stage at Madison Square Garden (March 16, 2009): John Allen of CHARM CITY DEVILS, Tyler Connolly of THEORY OF A DEADMAN, Vince Neil of MÖTLEY CRÜE, Sully Erna of GODSMACK, Ryan McCombs of DROWNING POOL
CRÜE FEST 2 - Click for Tickets!

("CRÜE"... brings us back to "boobs"...because you do SEE lots of boobs at a Crue concert, but that's another story and we're trying really hard to tie everything together nice)
I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you're going to need a mop.)

Gents (and ladies), this is Tara Scotti.

Tara is an IFBB Figure Competitor and her boobs can kick your ass.

Nella Has a Gold Bikini. The Bikini is evil. She MUST remove it.

Away with you, vile bikini!

When our friends in FRAMING HANLEY sent us their cover of "Lollipop", we knew exactly the direction we needed to go in...


CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH GISELE, JESSE JO, SILVIA and DAHLIA from FOUNDRY CAMS LICK THEIR LOLLIPOPS

After you get done with that post-work hump-a-thon with your wife's best friend, you should really chec out the MEDIA SECTION, where you'll find:

Crystal Gunns and Her Sex Machine
DROWNING POOL: 'Shame' - Official Video
Tara Scotti Strips Down to her Pink Panties
OZZY OSBOURNE is spooked by the Samsung Alias 2
Naughty Nella takes off Her Gold Bikini
SHERLOCK HOLMES - Trailer 1

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