Wednesday Links: 3D blood and guts, Old Ass Scratching, Drunken Rednecks, Vulcan cannons, and Naked Fitness Babes

You know, if you're going to hack up naked teenagers...

Do it in style... or at least do it in 3D

Oh, go scratch your middle aged ass...

...and don't make us pull out that sex tape you made with Bret Michaels, because that would make things all...sexy. This used-to-be hotness comes from our pals at Drunken Stepfather. CLICK THE PIC!

Married fella, Hector? your might want to remind your wife. She's banging Juan from the fruit stand. Again.

Check out what could be (and probably are) the most insanely huge collection of boobs this side of your family (SFW). Thanks to our boys at AfroJacks

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Psst...kid! Want to shoot big Vulcan cannons?

Join the military, fokker...but scrape some barnacles first.

Then of course, here's a fine example of someone who should NOT have loaded firearms...

Drunken Hillbilly covered in horseflies = Always funny.

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I'M SORRY:
(Actually, we're not. Never will be either.)

Boys and girls, we'd like to introduce you to Wendy Rider.

Wendy's muscles have muscles, and her vagina muscles have muscles.

Who wants to see Angela Taylor take her clothes off.

well shit, don't all raise your hands at once.

When our friends in FRAMING HANLEY sent us their cover of "Lollipop", we knew exactly the direction we needed to go in...


CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH GISELE, JESSE JO, SILVIA and DAHLIA from FOUNDRY CAMS LICK THEIR LOLLIPOPS

After you get done with that post-work hump-a-thon with your wife's best friend, you should really chec out the MEDIA SECTION, where you'll find:

Wendy Rider Reveals Her Exquisite Physique
Grouchy Drunken Kentucky Redneck
Angela Taylor Takes Off Her Turquoise Top...and Bottom
Lunatic Crashes Through a Car Wash
Cindy Lord Loses Her Leopard Print Leggings
Shooting The GAU-17 Mini-Gun in the Persian Gulf
Kimmy Strips Out of Her Skimpy School Girl Uniform

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