Tuesday Links: Lafayette welcomes you, BBW Playground, Sandra Bullock Sex tape? Ashley Olsen's Legs, WINGER live in UK, Benji Madden KO's Riki Rachtman, PLAYBOY's Kara Jo, Laci Adams, Busty Beshine

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(and so is your attitude. What say we adjust it...with a pipe wrench?)

Let the kind people of Lafayette, Indiana welcome you to their fine city...


...you suck-ass bastard!

Chubby ladies Luna Love and Big Cutie Jae are having a fun at the playground...


...it's like the anti-Jenny Craig campaign. some guys dig the fatties, you know.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


A Sandra Bullock Sex Tape? Really? Um, no. (WWTDD)

Come ON, already... she's been naked on screen, like THREE times ever... Sex tape? No way.


Ashley Olsen has some seriously pasty legs (Drunken Stepfather)

10 Movie Quotes From The Sandra Bullock Sex Tape (Comedy)

Megan Voss is Very Very Naked...and that's a VERY good thing (Freakshow Planet)

Sexual Rx: The Research (Bullz-Eye)

Tattooed buxom babe Mason Moore wants to show you more of her body, so enjoy this... (Dailyniner)

Top 8: Books With Movie Appeal (Ask Men)

Mind-reading Technology will doom us all (UPROXX)

The 13 Most Creative and Interesting Billboard Advertisements (Street Level)

Zuzana's Trenchcoat is barely covering her impressive boobs (z0d)

Disgustingly Awesome 80’s Toys (Gunaxin)

'The Quotable Douchebag' Compiles Neither Wit Nor Wisdom (Asylum)

Joe Biden and Dick Cheney Hold Impromptu Meeting on Chat Roulette (Apoliticus)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry your lack of personality is equal only to your loss of hair)

Hate 'em all you want, but the guys in WINGER can play their asses off:

"Seventeen" Live in Newcastle... they're touring behind their new disc Karma.

Benji Madden from GOOD CHARLOTTE knocked out Riki Rachtman at Ellismania 5:

3 knockouts. Less than 2 minutes. Betcha that was a pride-buster.

From rock we move to racks...

Texas-born Kara Jo is one of PLAYBOY's Sexy Wives:

..and her husband is one lucky cowboy.

move over large bosoms, we have LARGER bosoms to show you

You might not notice it yet, but Beshine...yes, that's her name... has the largest surgically-augmented boobs you have ever seen:

They're GINORMOUS...and she can't stop playing with 'em

Sweet young Laci Adams was born in the Ukraine, but now resides in LA:

Like so many young hot Ukrainians before her...Laci discovered that taking her clothes off was pretty lucrative.

Ravishing, Raven-haired, busty pinup girl Violet, who has done several FOUNDRY CAMS videos for us, has a brand new solo site, and to celebrate, she's shaking her fantastic figure to BRET MICHAELS' new song "Lie To Me":


Click on Violet Right Now, and stare slack-jawed at her awesomeness!

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