THAT's TERRIBLE:
(and so is your attitude. What say we adjust it...with a pipe wrench?)Kids, don't take LSD before getting on an airplane.
You may just find yourself hopping up on a Starbucks counter, screaming your head off for no reason. Presenting...Schizophrenic Screaming Old Lady!
Now with Subtitles! Makes her screaming so much easier to comprehend. Not really, no. 
Jesse James also says there is no sex tape (WWTDD) You CAN, however... see Sandra Bullock's naked ass in these movies. Feel better? Thought so.
Mystery Cleavage Alert: Who could these pushed-up beauties belong to? (Drunken Stepfather) Here's a hint: her first major release was shot mostly in nightvision. Dead giveaway? Maybe 9 Tips For Winning Any Argument (The Bachelor Guy) Gianna Michaels is a Busty Babe who needs NO introduction, so...here ya go (Freakshow Planet) A Chat With David Cross (Bullz-Eye) Jayden Cole is just jumping out of her purple dress (Dailyniner) Japan Unveils Robot That Can Laugh At Our Downfall (Gamma Squad) Free Apple iPad: An Interview (FunnyCrave) Digg Apologizes To Comedy.com (Comedy) Milan is very tan and has a very Meaty Muff (z0d) NBA Admits Durant Was Fouled by CJ Miles (Ballhype) $300,000 Cellphone is World's Most Expensive (Techvert) Option this Now: DolphinF*cker The Movie (FilmDrunk) I'M SORRY:
(Sorry your lack of personality is equal only to your loss of hair)The other night on The Tonight Show SLASH, and WOLFMOTHER frontman Andrew Stockdale rocked "By The Sword":
SLASH's new disc is in stores now. From big rock to big racks... Huge-chested Bella Blaze spends ample time shaking her ample bosoms:
and then she gets all sloppy with the lucky cameraman. yay. more boobies Super busty PLAYBOY hottie Amy Sue Cooper is taking a stroll on the boardwalk:
and her boobs are basically busting out of her fishnet bikini. We don't mind. Not one bit. Speaking of PLAYBOY, Miss November 2007 Lindsay Wagner (no, not the Bionic Woman) is taking us behind-the-scenes:
Well, for like 20 seconds. The rest of the clip is all boobies. Again, no argument here.
Ravishing, Raven-haired, busty pinup girl Violet, who has done several FOUNDRY CAMS videos for us, has a brand new solo site, and to celebrate, she's shaking her fantastic figure to BRET MICHAELS' new song "Lie To Me": 
Click on Violet Right Now, and stare slack-jawed at her awesomeness! Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you? We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook. We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit. We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us. FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.
(and so is your attitude. What say we adjust it...with a pipe wrench?)
You may just find yourself hopping up on a Starbucks counter, screaming your head off for no reason.
Now with Subtitles! Makes her screaming so much easier to comprehend. Not really, no.
THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:
Jesse James also says there is no sex tape (WWTDD) You CAN, however... see Sandra Bullock's naked ass in these movies. Feel better? Thought so.
Mystery Cleavage Alert: Who could these pushed-up beauties belong to? (Drunken Stepfather) Here's a hint: her first major release was shot mostly in nightvision. Dead giveaway? Maybe 9 Tips For Winning Any Argument (The Bachelor Guy) Gianna Michaels is a Busty Babe who needs NO introduction, so...here ya go (Freakshow Planet) A Chat With David Cross (Bullz-Eye) Jayden Cole is just jumping out of her purple dress (Dailyniner) Japan Unveils Robot That Can Laugh At Our Downfall (Gamma Squad) Free Apple iPad: An Interview (FunnyCrave) Digg Apologizes To Comedy.com (Comedy) Milan is very tan and has a very Meaty Muff (z0d) NBA Admits Durant Was Fouled by CJ Miles (Ballhype) $300,000 Cellphone is World's Most Expensive (Techvert) Option this Now: DolphinF*cker The Movie (FilmDrunk) I'M SORRY:
(Sorry your lack of personality is equal only to your loss of hair)
SLASH's new disc is in stores now.
and then she gets all sloppy with the lucky cameraman.
and her boobs are basically busting out of her fishnet bikini. We don't mind. Not one bit.
Well, for like 20 seconds. The rest of the clip is all boobies. Again, no argument here.
Click on Violet Right Now, and stare slack-jawed at her awesomeness!
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