Cable Breaks & Crane Crashes, Jonah Hex Trailer, Halle Berry is SINGLE, CINDERELLA in New York, TESTAMENT guitarist with Rodrigo Y Gabriela, SOUNDGARDEN reunion video, Carli Banks, Jasmine Byrne

It's Friday. Get outside and fornicate with a friendly neighbor or co-worker. Screw 'Miller time'...it's 'affair time'

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(just like your face and hairline. Boy, are YOU in trouble)

How's about checking the strength of your cables...


BEFORE you try hauling the 70-ton Turbine around the warehouse. Whoopsie.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

The trailer for the big screen adaptation of JONAH HEX is online:


You got yer Josh Brolin, you got your Megan Fox... *drool*, oh and don't forget John Malkovich. Can't never forget John Malkovich.

Halle Berry is Single! (WWTDD)

That's excellent news! Halle Berry has amazing boobs for a MILF...and we, uh... like...MILFs.


Whose Mom-cleavage is this, eh? (Drunken Stepfather)

Here's a hint: she apparently had a boob job to make her tiny boobs...less tiny... because why be obvious when you can be...subtle

Fox Planning 'Commando' Remake (MovieFone)

Prinzzess Sasha only LOOKS like a Princes. The rest is pure filth (Freakshow Planet)

'A Nightmare on Elm Street' - Review (Bullz-Eye)

Alisha King is holding the world's luckiest ice cream cone...and sex toy. (Dailyniner)

7 People Who Will Ruin Your Kentucky Derby Party (Asylum)

The Wonderful World Of Sex Positions (The Campus Socialite)

Drink POWERTHIRST (College Humor)

Coco Shows off her Outstanding Booty in a highly-airbrushed photo shoot (z0d)

Tiger Woods: "I Banged 120 Women" ...And He Still Left One Off (With Leather)

Fake Fight Fail (Video Gone Viral)

6 Fool-Proof First Date Conversation Starters (The Bachelor Guy)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the chip on your shoulder is roughly the size of Mount Everest)

The guys in CINDERELLA are back on the road, and Touring with the SCORPIONS - Get those Tix!:

Tom Keifer had to rehabilitate his busted vocal cords so he could go back to sounding like they'd been torn out.

Heard of RODRIGO Y GABRIELA? No? Well, you should. They were at Radio City Music Hall last night with tons of guests:

One of those guests was Alex Skolkick of TESTAMENT (pictured above). Another was Robert Trujillo of METALLICA.

and wouldn't you know it? Quality footage of that SOUNDGARDEN reunion concert in Seattle has made its way online:

Let's see how long this reunion lasts Anyone want to take bets?

Hard rock leads to hard nipps. Sometimes...

Awesome-bodied Carli Banks from Bumblegirls can't stop touching herself:

And if we had bodies like hers, we'd be wanking uncontrollably.

From Big Boobs to Big Latina Booty...

Buxom, curvy Jasmine Byrne from Big Wet Asses is none-too-shy about taking off her shorts and getting oiled up:

and if you want to see what she did AFTER getting oiled up Check out the full, dirty, hardcore, oiled-up clip in BIG WET ASSES 16!

You like blondes, do ya Doc?

Why do we love sending out enormous old school FoundryMusic T-Shirts to our FOUNDRY CAMS girls? Because we love seeing what girls like Brooke and Sweet Victoria wind up doing with them. In this case, they made a vest and a miniskirt, respectively.
Thanks to our friends in FRAMING HANLEY for "Stupid Girl".

Click on Brooke blond locks, and stare wide-eyed at the screen for a while

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