Monday Links: Drugged up at the Dentist, Crazy Pakistani Biker, RESIDENT EVIL 4, Michelle Hunziker, Mystery Booty, Sebastian Bach vs. Bottle-Thrower, MEGADETH in AZ, Jaime Hammer, Selina, Crystal Klein,

Looks like somebody's got a case of the Mondays...
wave good-bye to the young tanned gal you spent the weekend with... and wash the glitter off your collar.

at least TRY to make it look like you didn't spend three days with a totally random girl in a motel

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(and so is your attitude. What say we adjust it...with a pipe wrench?)

Nothing like going to the dentist, getting hopped up on goofballs, and rapping about JESUS, right?


General anesthetic is F U N!

Not only is this Pakistani gentleman going to need new shoes after his motorcycle ride...


..but if he keeps this up, he'll probably need a new spine as well.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

The trailer frenzy continues with the latest installment in the RESIDENT EVIL Franchise which of course, will be in...3D:


...and that Mila Jovovich sure likes getting NAKED, doesn't she?


Michelle Hunziker in a bikini at the beach (WWTDD)


Whose big ass in a Bikini is THIS? (Drunken Stepfather)

10 Great Beer Bong Fails (Banned In Hollywood)

Brea Bennet is Blond, Beautiful, and Bare-assed (Freakshow Planet)

Featured Model: Holly Lynn (Bullz-Eye)

Nancy Ho is the sexiest Asian Ho you'll ever lay eyes on. We mean that in the most flattering sense, of course (Dailyniner)

10 Ways to Not Get Laid In College (The Campus Throne)

Presenting The Tiger Woods Image Rehab Playbook (With Leather)

Christ-Like Cruisin' (Manofest)

Brea Lynn Breaks free from the confines of her tight red Bra (z0d)

2011 JUKE Makes Its Debut at NYAS (The Bachelor Guy)

Fighter Breaks Leg in Half (Cage Doctors)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry your lack of personality is equal only to your loss of hair)

Our friends in MEGADETH end every show with a reprise of "Holy Wars...the Punishment Due":

...and this is how the show wrapped up in Tucson, AZ.

Who wants to see SEBASTIAN BACH wave good-bye to a bottle-throwing fan in Colombia?

"Axl Rose will NOT come out here".. did you REALLY need to say that, Sebastian?

Heavy metal is a great way to segue into...heavy hooters!

big-breasted beauty Jaime Hammer can try looking shy all she wants:

We're not buying it for a second, honey. because we know how this movie's gonna end.

Large boobs make us want to put up more...large boobs

huge-chested Hungarian hottie Selina can't keep her shirt on:

and we mean that quite literally... she REALLY can't keep her shirt on...

Ass-tastic Austrian Crystal Klein bailed out of school to be a nude model:

Don't look at us to get all preachy, nosiree...not when a gal like Crystal has a hiney like THIS.

Ravishing, Raven-haired, busty pinup girl Violet, who has done several FOUNDRY CAMS videos for us, has a brand new solo site, and to celebrate, she's shaking her fantastic figure to BRET MICHAELS' new song "Lie To Me":


Click on Violet Right Now, and stare slack-jawed at her awesomeness!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.