THAT's TERRIBLE:
(just like your attitude and your face. Please adjust both accordingly... with a chainsaw)Do Brazilians have to take tests before they're allowed to drive motorcycles?
Every video we see coming out of Brazil is of some nut crashing his bike or car, or bike and car... 
Kate Bosworth in a Bikini (WWTDD) Thank God she's not all skin and bones anymore and actually looks GOOD when she gets naked on camera...which is one of the only reasons we pay attention.
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(Sorry that the only ass you get is the lingering stench on a toilet seat)Oh Goodness. It's AC/DC and IRON MAN 2:
We're totally geeked to see IRON MAN 2 (in case you haven't noticed) AC/DC IRON MAN 2 is out now and IRON MAN 2 hits theaters on May 7. From Bands to Booty... The one and only 2009 AVN Female Performer of the Year Jenna Haze is getting her ass-tastic hiney all oiled up:
For the full video, you can also BIG WET ASSES 12 - on Demand NOW Why do we love sending out enormous old school FoundryMusic T-Shirts to our FOUNDRY CAMS girls? Because we love seeing what girls like Brooke and Sweet Victoria wind up doing with them. In this case, they made a vest and a miniskirt, respectively.
Thanks to our friends in FRAMING HANLEY for "Stupid Girl".
Click on Brooke blond locks, and stare wide-eyed at the screen for a while
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(just like your attitude and your face. Please adjust both accordingly... with a chainsaw)
Every video we see coming out of Brazil is of some nut crashing his bike or car, or bike and car...
THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:
Kate Bosworth in a Bikini (WWTDD) Thank God she's not all skin and bones anymore and actually looks GOOD when she gets naked on camera...which is one of the only reasons we pay attention.
Which classy lady is giving herself a wedgie here? (Drunken Stepfather) Here's a hint... she made a name for herself by nailing RAY J on video... that was kind of a dead giveaway wasn't it? The NBA Playoffs: When Should You Start Watching? (FunnyCrave) A Chat with Tommy Chong (Bullz-Eye) Christina Hendricks Is Esquire's 'Most Attractive Woman'; Snooki Is Single Again (Asylum) Jade is Just jonesing to get naked...thankfully she does (Freakshow Planet) Holly Gibbons is Givin' her clothes away. She doesn't need them anymore (Dailyniner) he 10 Dumbest Potheads in Sports (Bleacher Report) Five Ways Social Networks And Their Users Butt Heads (UPROXX) New Upload Tournament - Cash Awards To Winners (atom) The ultimate stoner's guide to the internet (Comedy) Lalita is totally naked with three umbrellas. Is it going to rain? (z0d) Big T*ts Zombie 3D Is Everthing It Promises & More (FilmDrunk) Bacon iPad Case is Tastiest Ever (Techvert) Monday Morning Trailer: The Human Centipede (Dave and Thomas) I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the only ass you get is the lingering stench on a toilet seat)
We're totally geeked to see IRON MAN 2 (in case you haven't noticed) AC/DC IRON MAN 2 is out now and IRON MAN 2 hits theaters on May 7.
For the full video, you can also BIG WET ASSES 12 - on Demand NOW
Thanks to our friends in FRAMING HANLEY for "Stupid Girl".
Click on Brooke blond locks, and stare wide-eyed at the screen for a while
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