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THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Kind of like chili and beer farts, but only worse, because they're coming out of you)
Hail stones the size of baseballs blanketed this Oklahoma City Swimming Pool:
Looks like the damn pool is boiling, doesn't it?
THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:
Kendra's Sex Tape Cover ... Revealed! (WWTDD)
Are you sick of hearing about this yet? neither are we. We can't wait until Vivid releases it, because 18 year-old Kendra making the hot-monkey-sex is more intriguing than her reality show.
Amanda Seyfried Needs Makeup (Drunken Stepfather)
Wait! Scratch that check out the boobs on Amanda Seyfried! All is forgiven, honey.
Chris Klein Auditions for 'Mama Mia' - Video (FilmDrunk)
There Is Nothing "Legendary" About Fathering A Child At 21 (The Campus Socialite)
Sexy Brunette Peaches shows off her...Peaches (Freakshow Planet)
10 Lost Characters We Love (and 5 we'd like to vote off the island) (Bullz-Eye)
Lupe Fuentes Licks The Luckiest Lollipop EVER (Dailyniner)
Hollywood Archery Remix (Ego TV)
Finally, A History Of The Wet T-Shirt Contest (UPROXX)
Natasha Has a Nice ass but could stand to eat a sandwich or three (z0d)
Top Ten Fictional Private Eyes (Gunaxin)
The 15 Worst Action Figures Of All Time (SuperTremendous)
I'M SORRY:
(Sorry all the breath mints on the planet won't clear up that halitosis of yours)
Our buds in RATT are playing "I Want A Woman":
..for a bunch of guys in Minnesota who want a woman.
Holy Smokes! Is that NIGHT RANGER? Playing in Wendover, Nevada?
Eeeyup. Night Ranger and the people of Wendover have forgotten what year it is.
From bands to broads, here we go...
Beautiful adult starlet Andie Valentino can't seem to keep her clothes on:
That's not all she can't seem to do. Andie can't keep her hands off other women either...you know, cuz she's bisexual.
Bootylicious Brazilian babe Darlene has an ass-tastic ass:
It's big, it's round, it's oiled-up and it's getting pounded by a horny Brazilian dude... That's it! We're moving!
blond bombshell Johanna from MC-NUDES is oiling up her body by the pool:
she's naked. She's oily. She's umm..... what were we saying?
What's this? More fantastic shamless self-promotion?? INDEED!
You know Carmen from her many FOUNDRY CAMS videos and from her solo site - CamWithCarmen. Here's a great clip of her "Unraveling" her clothes to some music by our friends in SEVENDUST:
CLICK THE PIC TO SEE CARMEN STRIP!
Then, when the feeling returns in your arms and legs... chat with Carmen LIVE, one-on-one!
You can also get hundreds of new photos and videos at Carmen's solo site - CamWithCarmen
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LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE and ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)O&A ANIMATIONS ARE ON iTunes NOW!! (Watch Jim Norton teach you poker - online now!)
The O&A Traveling Virus is back! The first date has been announced, and it's in New Jersey at the PNC BANK ARTS CENTER
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GET TICKETS AT TICKETMASTER... and for those of you who want them PREMIUM SEATS FOR 'TRAVELING VIRUS' ARE ONLINE HEREVOTE FOR THE VIRUS: Which comedians would you like to see on this years Traveling Virus Tour? Go To VirusVote.com and Vote for your TOP THREE!DOWNLOAD THE OPIE AND ANTHONY SHOW: Did you miss any of last week's show? Are you looking for a specific piece of audio to animate for the O&A Animation Festival? Did you call in to the O&A Show and are just dying to hear your voice on the air?
Never fear, because as always, you can DOWNLOAD full episodes of the O&A Show online via AUDIBLE:
Download the O&A Show 5/16/2008 (Greg Giraldo, John Cena, Anthony and Jill Nicolini Love connection)
Download the O&A Show 5/15/2008 (Mick Foley, William Shatner, Russell Simmons)
Download the O&A Show 5/14/2008 (Whip 'em Out Wednesday,New Heather Graham Video, Judah Friedlaner, Bob Kelly)
Download the O&A Show 5/13/2008 (Author Michael Sheehan)
Download the O&A Show 5/12/2008 (Travis loves Animal Balls, New Hotness) Jill Nicolini's Secret Messages For Anthony: If you missed last Friday's Show, you missed out on all the televised secret lovey-dovey messages that Miss Jill Nicolini from the CW11 here in New York left for Anthony Cumia.
Fortunately for some fast work from people on BOTH sides (CW11 and the O&A Show), we have videos of these Kindergarten antics to show you (yes, we know the audio and video don't sync well - blame Realplayer for making clips that don't convert well to flash):
Jill Nicolini Secret On-Air Message For Anthony Cumia - Part 1
Jill Nicolini Secret On-Air Message For Anthony Cumia - Part 2
Jill Nicolini Secret On-Air Message For Anthony Cumia - Part 3
Jill Nicolini Secret On-Air Message For Anthony Cumia - Part 4 (linger longer)
Yes, we know Jill Nicolini posed in PLAYBOY. It was years ago.'Today's Boner' Returns: Thank Goodness! It's been a while since we heard some hardcore buggering on the XM side of the show. Listen for new editions of Today's Boner each and every day:
Today's Boner is brought to youu by ROCCO's BIG MESS (wow that Rocco Siffredi is a pioneer, ain't he?)NEW BOOBS ON RATEMYWOW: Thanks again to our west coast buddies Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is promoting COVER MY FACE (seriously don't click that link if you're at work, we have a great new pair of adult starlet boobs for you, courtesy of Anita Blue...
(Ladies, get YOUR pics in TODAY, but remember: No WOW in Photo = Not Getting On Site):
RateMyWOW: Anita BlueSooo, you like looking at bosoms, do ya?...New Heather Graham Video: It's the video clip the guys were raving about on yesterday's show... The lovely, molestable Heather Graham has popped up in a scene from the indie film Adrift in Manhattan (unrated)...and oofah. Most...Aweosmest...Sex Scene...Ever... WATCH IT ONLINEStill need Boobies???!?! This video has gone viral, and we couldn't be happier...Petite, smoking-hot and BISEXUAL Dani from FOUNDRY CAMS is making her debut in her F*CK ME Shirt:
CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH DANI IN ACTION...Now, that video probably got you feeling a little.. 'anxious', so you should investigate this...We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the one you're hearing the naughty ads for? Now you know. Go investigate.Opie and Anthony Animation Festival: The first annual Opie and Anthony Animation Festival is happening on June 5th, 2008 at Roseland Ballroom in New York City. The event is SOLD OUT pretty much, but if you missed the boat YOU CAN STILL GET PREMIUM SEATS ONLINEGET ALL THE ANIMATION FESTIVAL DETAILS AND EXAMPLES HERE....then get your ass animatin' because we have $10,000 in prize money to give away!... and if you ARE animating something for the festival, why not give us a call and let us know what you're working on... or EMAIL us a few screenshots...
BUT DON'T POST THE FINISHED PROJECT ONLINE BEFORE THE FESTIVAL!...and if you need audio ideas to fuel your animation, check THESE out...New O&A Audio Clips: Here's a few little gems the behind-the-scenes crew has been working on for the show:
Steve C is Trapped in a Beehive (production piece by Derek B)
Steve C is Walking on Sunshine - by Dru Boogie (Dru takes dummy's warm-up audio and makes magic)
EROCK loves BACON!
Steve C warms up his voice to Indian music! (dummy got busted again making stupid noises into a live mic)Put down that cheeze pizza, catch your breath, and check out all the videos to the MEDIA SECTION, including:
Anette Dawn Takes A Milk Bath
Arianna Jolie in Black Stockings, heels and a corset
Kati and Bridget Fondle Party
CONAN Memories - with Arnold Schwarzenegger and John Milius
Shyla Styles and Her Massive MammariesSocial networking websites are burning up the internet...so get a hose... or JOIN US:
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