Make yourself a Holiday Hottie, Don't make professor Talbert Angry, Green Lantern Trailer, Katie Price Comeback New videos from RATT and DISTURBED, Waking up with Wendy 4, Samantha Blake and Sabrina Maree

So, you've had a few kids, you're getting older, and you figure "What the heck, I'm gonna eat a whole cake, right?

WRONG. See the woman below? Seven months ago she was pregnant with that baby. She just won 2nd place in a figure model competition<

Nothing special, just the right diet and the right workout plan. If she can do it, YOU can too...and for a limited time, you can do it really cheap, too!

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(But your sense of aim really sucks. How hard IS it to blow your brains out when you're drunk?)

Professor Talbert teaches HA 1174 at Cornell University. Professor Talbert gets angry when students yawn in his class.

Don't make Professor Talbert Angry. You wouldn't like him when he's angry. Hell, you might not like him even when he's NOT angry. He might be kins of a prick, ya never know.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

The first trailer for Ryan Reynolds' sarcasm-laced version of GREEN LANTERN has hit the web, and it's pretty much what you'd expect:

Green. Very, very GREEN.

Who cares about Katie Price? Umm, WE DO! (Drunken Stepfather)

Especially if you've seen some of the Katie Price Uncensored Nude Video that we've seen. Oh, you'd sure as hell care

Unnecessary Liaisons: 15 TV Couplings That Never Should Have Happened (Bullz-Eye)

No matter how many times Sandee Westgate touches her no-no spot, it's always like the first time EVER (FreakShow Planet)

Cody Milo knows where her underwear goes... on the floor (z0d)

Lupe Fuentes is the next really big thing in smut... it's not like she's extremely seductive and sexy...oh wait, she IS (Dailyniner)


I'M SORRY:
(Someday... Love will find you... break those chains that...oh wait, no it won't, asshole.)

Them Chicago boys in DISTURBED have a new video out for "The Animal", and it's... well, disturbing:

They're cannibalizing a young lady and promoting Asylum (Limited Edition)(CD/DVD). Boy, being a rock star sure looks nifty, don't it?

It sure does, Harvey. It sure DOES.

The new RATT video for "Eat me Up Alive" sounds a hell of a lot better than the same song in Oswego a few months back:

Pearcy even looks like he's having a little fun out there, doesn't he? Infestation isn't a bad album in all honesty.

AND from RATT the band we move to RACKS of boobs!

Waking up next to a very topless very sexy Wendy 4 looks fun, don't it?

Yeah, well if you're into large-breasted hotness with walnut brains...and who isn't?

The sensual Samantha Blake...err, Buxton...err, whatever is relieving herself of her pesky clothes.

and she's got the kind of booty you could eat corn flakes off of. If that's your thing.

Her name is Carmen Croft and she's soaping up her huge Czech boobs in the shower.

That, friends...is ALL the information you need

Her name is Sabrina Maree and she HAAAAATES tight underwear.

Thank goodness hers comes off quickly for easy diddling

Chad Smith (RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS, CHICKENFOOT) and his funk-rock band, CHAD SMITH's BOMBASTIC MEATBATS (Jeff Kollman, Kevin Chown, Ed Roth, and of course, Chad Smith) just dropped a new album titled 'More Meat' and they were saintly enough to give us the track "The Gunboat is On!"... we thought it only appropriate to have our own brown-haired, brown-eyed, BISEXUAL FOUDNRY CAMS babe Natasha do up a video for them. What you see here, folks, is the fruits of that



Click Natasha's Nicely-formed Hiney. then regain your composure and click on on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Natasha LIVE...and Naked... (YOU naked, HER naked, it's all good)
Of course, once you cool off a little, carry your carcass on over to FOUNDRY CAMS where you can chat with Natasha LIVE on cam for hours on end.

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass-salad of funs....

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Chubby gals need love too, Nic Cage's New Movie, METALLICA Guitarist plays soccer with kid's face, Lemmy Knows How to Die, RATT knows how to fade into obscurity, Corey Taylor knows how to dress like a woman

OK, we'll be realists for a moment... not every gal you meet online is going to be a winner...

But who gives a shit? the bigger gals DO try harder. And YES, we're proud to say we know from experience.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(But your sense of aim really sucks. How hard IS it to blow your brains out when you're drunk?)

What do you get when you give Kirk Hammett from METALLICA a big black beach ball?

You get to see him use a little kid in Australia for a goal post. SCORE!

The band is out promoting Metallica/Slayer/Megadeth/Anthrax: The Big 4 - Live from Sofia, Bulgaria, which by the way, we just ordered.
THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:
OK, We lied. It IS...

Is seems that NICOLAS CAGE has gone and made another film no one is going to care about:

Meh, it's OK... They can't ALL be GHOST RIDER...and yes that movie RULED!

Heels, Stockings, Nice ass. Anyone want to guess? (Drunken Stepfather)

Well friends, if you saw her in CHLOE, you don't need to

Featured Model: Allegra Wynne (Bullz-Eye)

Nikki Jayne knows how to wear...and NOT wear...shorts (FreakShow Planet)

Honestly, will someone tell Susana Spears to just not even bring clothing next time? (z0d)

Shera Bechard knows a thing or three about showering (Dailyniner)


I'M SORRY:
(Someday... Love will find you... break those chains that...oh wait, no it won't, asshole.)

Lemmy, MOTORHEAD, and all of his face bumps want you to check out "I Know How To Die", which is (we think) based on his ability to consume Jack Daniels:

They're about to release the face-bumping-fest The World Is Yours, which we ordered the the classic rock version of.

Yes, because we're SNOBS.

That's it. Corey Taylor from STONE SOUR is officially the Ugliest. Tranny. Ever:

Then again, it was a halloween show. They're out promoting Audio Secrecy to the legions of lunatics. Us being some of them.

You know, RATT used to be able to fill arenas ... like 20 years ago:

Now they're in New York, playing on the smallest. stage... EVER. However, Infestation did sell a decent amount of copies.

AND from RATT we move to RACKS!

Her namme is JEWELS JADE and she's enjoying some vibrator time in the sauna:

Normally we wouldn't be so concerned but please watch your fluids, madam

To say that Nikki Benz has big boobs is a bit of an understatement.

But they're damn big and she seems to have to hold them up a lot.

Her name is Carmen Croft and she's soaping up her huge Czech boobs in the shower.

That, friends...is ALL the information you need

Holy Indian Hotness Priya Anjali Rai is showing her objection to biknis publicly by stripping hers off.

Away with you, vile bikini! There's diddling to be done!

Chad Smith (RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS, CHICKENFOOT) and his funk-rock band, CHAD SMITH's BOMBASTIC MEATBATS (Jeff Kollman, Kevin Chown, Ed Roth, and of course, Chad Smith) just dropped a new album titled 'More Meat' and they were saintly enough to give us the track "The Gunboat is On!"... we thought it only appropriate to have our own brown-haired, brown-eyed, BISEXUAL FOUDNRY CAMS babe Natasha do up a video for them. What you see here, folks, is the fruits of that



Click Natasha's Nicely-formed Hiney. then regain your composure and click on on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Natasha LIVE...and Naked... (YOU naked, HER naked, it's all good)
Of course, once you cool off a little, carry your carcass on over to FOUNDRY CAMS where you can chat with Natasha LIVE on cam for hours on end.

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass-salad of funs....

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

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We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

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Hail Storm vs Swimming Pool, Kendra's Sex Tape Cover, Amanda Seyfried's Hiney, RATT in Minnesota, NIGHT RANGER in Nevada, Andie Valentino and Darlene's Brazilian Booty

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Kind of like chili and beer farts, but only worse, because they're coming out of you)

Hail stones the size of baseballs blanketed this Oklahoma City Swimming Pool:


Looks like the damn pool is boiling, doesn't it?

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Kendra's Sex Tape Cover ... Revealed! (WWTDD)

Are you sick of hearing about this yet? neither are we. We can't wait until Vivid releases it, because 18 year-old Kendra making the hot-monkey-sex is more intriguing than her reality show.


Amanda Seyfried Needs Makeup (Drunken Stepfather)

Wait! Scratch that check out the boobs on Amanda Seyfried! All is forgiven, honey.

Chris Klein Auditions for 'Mama Mia' - Video (FilmDrunk)

There Is Nothing "Legendary" About Fathering A Child At 21 (The Campus Socialite)

Sexy Brunette Peaches shows off her...Peaches (Freakshow Planet)

10 Lost Characters We Love (and 5 we'd like to vote off the island) (Bullz-Eye)

Lupe Fuentes Licks The Luckiest Lollipop EVER (Dailyniner)

Hollywood Archery Remix (Ego TV)

Finally, A History Of The Wet T-Shirt Contest (UPROXX)

Natasha Has a Nice ass but could stand to eat a sandwich or three (z0d)

Top Ten Fictional Private Eyes (Gunaxin)

The 15 Worst Action Figures Of All Time (SuperTremendous)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry all the breath mints on the planet won't clear up that halitosis of yours)

Our buds in RATT are playing "I Want A Woman":

..for a bunch of guys in Minnesota who want a woman.

Holy Smokes! Is that NIGHT RANGER? Playing in Wendover, Nevada?

Eeeyup. Night Ranger and the people of Wendover have forgotten what year it is.

From bands to broads, here we go...

Beautiful adult starlet Andie Valentino can't seem to keep her clothes on:

That's not all she can't seem to do. Andie can't keep her hands off other women either...you know, cuz she's bisexual.

Bootylicious Brazilian babe Darlene has an ass-tastic ass:

It's big, it's round, it's oiled-up and it's getting pounded by a horny Brazilian dude... That's it! We're moving!

blond bombshell Johanna from MC-NUDES is oiling up her body by the pool:

she's naked. She's oily. She's umm..... what were we saying?

What's this? More fantastic shamless self-promotion?? INDEED!

You know Carmen from her many FOUNDRY CAMS videos and from her solo site - CamWithCarmen. Here's a great clip of her "Unraveling" her clothes to some music by our friends in SEVENDUST:


CLICK THE PIC TO SEE CARMEN STRIP!

Then, when the feeling returns in your arms and legs... chat with Carmen LIVE, one-on-one!

You can also get hundreds of new photos and videos at Carmen's solo site - CamWithCarmen

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

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Walls Collapsing in Venezuela, Female Crotch Weight Lifting, Kendra's Sex Tape Has Lots of Guys, LIMP BIZKIT on Leno, RATT in Hollywood, Adirenne Manning, and Kristina Rose are Nude

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Like the lingering stench of body odor and farts you leave behind in every room)

The heavy rains in Venezuela are causing floods, mudslides...


...and in some cases, causing walls to collapse on parked cars.

Why a woman would want to hang weights on her crotch is a mystery to us...


...but Tatiata Kozhevnikova is a Guiness World Record holder, with her mighty vagina holding up to 31 lbs!

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Kendra's Sex Tape Has More Than One Guy (WWTDD)

This just keeps getting more... obvious. is ANYONE surprised that a one-time PLAYBOY model considered a move to adult hardcore? Show of hands... Anyone?


Pixie Lott is Almost Pants-Less (Drunken Stepfather)

Who the Hell is Pixie Lott???

Will They Build It? Cold Stone Creamery (Every Topping Under The Sun-dae) (Top Cultured)

Man Creates Video Game to Propose to Girlfriend (Asylum)

Heather Rae Young. 3 names. 2 amazing breasts. 1 fantastic hiney (Freakshow Planet)

Gisele Bundchen poses for the Hope lingerie company (Celebrity Teaser)

Faye and Sasha are nude and awfully friendly (Dailyniner)

The Hilarity of 'Ironing Man' Parody Trailer is a Pressing Matter (Comics Alliance)

Why You Shouldn't Have Sex Before Marriage (Video Gone Viral)

The 8 biggest sitcom nerds of all-time (Guyism)

Christine Renee and her perky nubs are nude in the garden (z0d)

Sing Talk (Tick Tock Parody) (College Humor)

The Best Songs About the Devil (Gunaxin)

Bronx Zoo Lion Cubs Are Ridiculously Cute, Should Stay Away From Florida (UPROXX)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that there isn't a toothpaste strong enough to clean those awful teeth of yours)

Jay Leno traveled back in time last night and invited LIMP BIZKIT to perform on The Tonight Show:

the original LIMP BIZKIT lineup goes on tour in July - get them tickets!

Evidently the guys in RATT still think it's 1988:

...and so does everyone in Hollyood, apparently. RATT's new disc 'Infestation' is in store now.

From Metal to Massive Booty...

Lovely Latina Kristina Rose is shaking her oiled up booty for those of you into that kind of thing:

And if you must see the full-length clip Watch the entire ass-slamming in BIG WET ASSES 14 on-demand now!

Beautiful Twistys Treat Adrienne Manning can't wait to get out of her bra:

Well, to be fair...her undies are in the way of her touching herself, so she's pretty much put off by clothing as a whole.

and since we like shameless self-promotion as much as the next fella

Here's Samantha in one of our official FoundryMusic T-Shirts shaking her ass to "Satisfied" by SOCIAL CODE:

CLICK THE PIC TO SEE SAMANTHA's SEXY STRIP!
(well it almost rhymes)

Then, when you have some motor function back... chat with Samantha LIVE, one-on-one, on her cam!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

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