CRASHDIET singer gets his nuts drilled on stage, Acoustic Judas Priest, 5 Guitar Dimebag Tribute, GNR in UAE, Alexis Capri and her tattoos, Tori Black and Her Bikini, Sofia Saint and her closet

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like that huge thing you've been dragging behind you for the past several years... oh, that's your ass.)

Bat-head-biting is for pussies, maaan. Simon Cruz, singer for CRASHDIET gets his nuts drilled on stage, maaaaaaaan!

Of COURSE it's real... maybe he just heals fast, cuz that shit could really happen, right?

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Whose ass is this looking ridiculous? (Drunken Stepfather)

it's one that should continue making adult videos with creepy boyfriends... cuz that's what she's good at.

Win Every issue of PLAYBOY on an External Hard drive (The Smoking Jacket)

Nikki Nova has really nice nips... and a badass back tattoo (FreakShow Planet)

Girl Next Door: Mia Vincent Gallery (Bullz-Eye)

The Top 10 High-Performance Vehicles for Holiday Road Tripping (Sub5Zero)

Kathleen & Rachel are two VERY Friendly PLAYBOY girls (z0d)

Kate Hughes must have some very lucky neighbors, cuz see...she's getting naked by her windows. (Dailyniner)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry you've conditioned yourself to believe you're still human. Whoopsie.)

You haven't experienced JUDAS PRIEST music...

Until you've experienced it LIVE, Acoustic, in a small pub in Akron, Ohio. ...Wait, what?

You know where you are?!?!?! You in the Middle East, baby!!! You gonna sweat.

That's AXL ROSE, and behind him is the current version of GUNS N' ROSES playing to 21,000 people in Abu Dhabi...

The DIMEBAG BEYOND FOREVER tour took place again this year with a glut of Finnish guitarists:

Are you Finnish? Naw, I'm just getting warmed up! *rimshot*

Of COURSE we have links to girlie clips. Why WOULDN'T we? Exactly.

This seductive young lady is Tori Black... and her bikini is way small

It doesn't stay on for long, though... she gets rid of it quick in the lates edition of "Lord Of Asses" ... Thank you, Tom Byron.

When adult starlet Capri Anderson isn't hanging out at Charlie Sheen's House...

She's showing off her boobs and tattoos on some horrific online destination, no doubt.

This is Sofia Saint Cleaning out her closet and she must have gotten quite a workout...

Because before long she's totally naked, so she must sweat easily.

Our busty blond pal Gisele, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos as well as her own site GOT GISELE, has returned to help us promote Retooled, the new FOUNDRY EP, available at all major online outlets. In the clip, Gisele makes some creative use out of a long shiny black light, while shaking her semi-clothed body to FOUNDRY's "Black Lights, Bright City" (Retooled by Rich DeCicco).
Thanks to Rich for the great remake. Thanks to Jon for the amazing editing, and thanks to Gisele for the rockin' bod.



Click on Gisele's impressive rack, then rock out with some FOUNDRY.
When your jaw stops swinging open, Go visit her at Got Gisele
...you can also Chat with Gisele LIVE on her cam

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