Worst PINK FLOYD cover, AARON LEWIS goes Country, FAITH NO MORE going home soon, HINDER going back to their rock roots, Heather Summers and Jennny P go topless

Just when you thought it was safe to leave your wife go to the beach by herself this thing happens again:

Our point is simple... Everyone is doing it... just join the club. It's a lot less expensive than breaking up... 'cuz that'll leave you F-ing penniless.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your girthy chunky butt. Here's a free gym membership. Use it.)

After listening to this PINK FLOYD we have become Comfortably DUMB:

You expect high school cover bands to butcher PINK FLOYD songs, but not a bunch of grown men... performing in front of a music store, no less. OOF.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Place your bets! Real? Fake? Actual celebrity boobs? (Drunken Stepfather)


Blast From the Past Models: Ali Sonoma (Bullz-Eye)

Got pregnant? Got Fat? You Gotta Get this book! (Muscle Sorority)

Victoria White will totally make your night...and day...and night again...and another day...and so forth. (FreakShow Planet)

Juelz Ventura is tattooed, tight, and totally topless (z0d)

Charley and Dylan don't need no stupid raincoats to get really friendly (Dailyniner)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry to hear that you're still blaming all of your problems on other people. Way to grow up, ya nut.)

Thank GOD the guys in HINDER didn't forget how to make a rock video:

It's all about Tattoos and Ta-Ta's. Ain't it, fellas? Exactly.

After a brief reunion and tour, FAITH NO MORE is going hang it up (for a while at least) and go back to those side projects.

Somewhere in the Nashville distance, Randy Travis is shaving his head singing about his troubled childhood

AARON LEWIS... you know, the singer from STAIND is going country on his new solo album:

...and from droning we go to MOANING... see? We can rhyme!

Not only is adult starlet HEATHER SUMMERS a total garbage-mouth:

...the lady is quite fond of taking her clothes off outside and diddling, which makes her P E R F E C T.

Jenny P from ACTION GIRLS can only keep those army fatigues and combat boots on for so long...

Then they gots to come off... Jenny isn't too fond of her bikini either now that we think of it.

The lovely buxom blond Gisele, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos as well as her own site GOT GISELE, has returned to help us promote Retooled, the new FOUNDRY EP, available at all major online outlets. In the clip, Gisele makes some creative use out of a long shiny black light, while shaking her semi-clothed body to FOUNDRY's "Black Lights, Bright City" (Retooled by Rich DeCicco).
Thanks to Rich for the great remake. Thanks to Jon for the amazing editing, and thanks to Gisele for the rockin' bod.



Click on Gisele's impressive rack, then rock out with some FOUNDRY.
When your jaw stops swinging open, Go visit her at Got Gisele
...you can also Chat with Gisele LIVE on her cam

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