Stranded MILF needs help, BRET MICHAELS loves his Ford, FAST FIVE teaser trailer, JOE SATRIANI live in NYC, WITHIN TEMPTATION and Natalee Holloway, Lisa Ann, Rachel Starr, Nikki Benz, Sabrina Maree

What better way to introduce yourself to a lovely lady than assisting a MILF with her car...which is stuck in a half inch of water:

It's one of those little opportunities that don't come along very often. Her old man is nowhere in sight and she's looking for any help she can get... There's your in!

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your general state of health, you elephant. There's a busy highway. Go for a walk.)

As we have stated in the past, BRET MICHAELS is a friend of ours, but sometimes you just have to bust your friend's balls:

Especially when they show up in commercials like this one.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

Holy crap. Could you possibly fit any more testosterone or explosions into the trailer for FAST FIVE?

Paul Walker and Vin Diesel get chased by The Rock...err, Dwayne Johnson in the fifth installment of FAST & FURIOUS MOVIES.

Pamela Anderson's billionth PLAYBOY cover (Drunken Stepfather)

Umm... we like the younger version that used to make lots of spontaneous sex tapes... but that's just us.

PLAYBOY's Celest Dimarco is one hot...um.. uh... wow, totally derailed (FreakShow Planet)

The Ultimate Gift Guide for the Well Dressed Man (the Bachelor Guy)

Bullz-Eye 2010 Year-End TV Review (Bullz-Eye)

Blake and Joanna were at a wedding, but got distracted (z0d)

Sasha Cane is our (and we're willing to bet yours too) kind of candy (Dailyniner)

Munchie The Agent: Aurora Snow (atom)

The 50 Hottest Magazine Photo Shoots of 2010 (BroBible)

TRUpidity - Test your Stupid Skills. Play Dumb (TruTV)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry you think you have a soul in that bloated body of yours. It's long gone, sweetness.)

Do you know JOE SATRIANI?

Well why the hell not? This is him, on stage in New York City playing "Summer Song" with John Petrucci of DREAM THEATER (err, what's left of it).

Moving on to the slightly heavier, and slightly more obscure, this is the new video from WITHIN TEMPTATION for the song "Where is the Edge" and it features footage from the film "Me & Mr Jones":

...as in "Where is the Edge" ...of the cliff Natalee Holloway's body was pitched off? What? Too much?

Bring on the Girls!!!

Bikini-clad Lisa Ann is consoling Rachel Starr the way all of us should be consoled...

by a topless, bikini-bottom-wearing adult starlet who would transform the process into a threesome ... As she SHOULD, dag nabbit!

Naughty Nikki Benz has a new clear plastic toy:

...and we don't mean a clear plastic barbie doll either Not unless they make Barbie dolls shaped like penises now.

Oh lord... Sabrina Maree is taking her shirt off...again:

Buy Why? It's not like she's got a sex toy lying around to play with uncontrollably... Oh wait... yes she DOES.

Our busty blond pal Gisele, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos as well as her own site GOT GISELE, has returned to help us promote Retooled, the new FOUNDRY EP, available at all major online outlets. In the clip, Gisele makes some creative use out of a long shiny black light, while shaking her semi-clothed body to FOUNDRY's "Black Lights, Bright City" (Retooled by Rich DeCicco).
Thanks to Rich for the great remake. Thanks to Jon for the amazing editing, and thanks to Gisele for the rockin' bod.



Click on Gisele's impressive rack, then rock out with some FOUNDRY.
When your jaw stops swinging open, Go visit her at Got Gisele
...you can also Chat with Gisele LIVE on her cam

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass-salad of funs....

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