Knockout Caught on Video, Vince Neil believes in Ghosts, hates bottles, Kayden Kross is a horrible Maid, Kelly Divine has a huge ass, Leanne Crow has an OK face

Happy Hump-day young ones. Why not take a clue from our pal Bret Michaels:

No, don't land your ass in the hospital or get knocked out on Broadway. That's just silly. We reccommend having promiscuous sex with a lot of semi-attached young women.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like the face you see in the mirror every morning, chubster)

G'day, mate!

You just got knocked the F**K out!

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


George Clooney. You lucky bastard, you (Drunken Stepfather)

Sandra Shine is in the kitchen... stirring the soup... get it? Get it? *nudge nudge* (FreakShow Planet)

Movie Review: True Grit (Bullz-Eye)

Ashlyn Rae looks like she's wearing a tablecloth. No relation to Charlotte Rae... we think. (z0d)

Jasmin Foxx is just geeky enough to stay bone-able (Dailyniner)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you outgrew another wardrobe, piggy)

You'd think that after playing with MOTLEY CRUE for 25 years, VINCE NEIL would be used to bottles flying at his head:

Evidently not. This shit-fit happened on the last night of CRUE FEST 2.

Speaking of VINCE NEILk, we should probably bring it your attention that he does, in fact, believe in ghosts:

This is Vince on an episode of Celebrity Ghost Stories. Yes, there is REALLY a show called Celebrity Ghost Stories.

Girls...Girls...Girls...

Kayden Kross is a filthy French maid who loves to play with herself:

Sure, she's great eye candy, but the house is a mess and the furniture is always sticky.

Our favorite massively-assed adult starlet Kelly Divine is out and about, wearing bike shorts of all things:

Most women would get pissed off if you told 'em they had fat asses. Not Kelly. She'll let you put your head in there.

British brunette Leanne Crow has an 'OK' face... but her boobs are HUGE!

...boobs are huge....boobs are huge....boobs are huge....boobs are huge....boobs are huge....boobs are huge....boobs are huge....

Carmen, who you have seen in countless other FOUNDRY CAMS videos and her own site Cam With Carmen, as well as Sweet Victoria, Lita, Lux, Eve, Jade, and Jaylee are giving the gift of scantily-clad awesomeness this holiday season.
Thanks to our buddy GARY HOEY for his version of "Carol Of The Bells" and thanks to Jon for the editing.



CLICK ON CARMEN's GIFT-WRAPPED TA-TA's and UNWRAP HER PRESENTS

After you're done drooling, why not see more of Carmen at CAM WITH CARMEN and check out her fully-unwrapped, fully-nude, fantastic rack...and everything else.

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