Holiday MILF, ALL THAT REMAINS vs ROCK BAND, THOR Trailer, RAMMSTEIN in New York City, Shyla Stylez, Lana Lopez, and Valerie Rios

It's the holiday season. The season for giving... the season for treating yourself to a lonely housewife like lovely rebecca here:

Rebecca is all dolled up in her profile pic because her old man ain't getting the job done at home... amd that, friend, is why you step in for the assist. Get it? ASSist? ASS? Heh... umm, Booooo.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your general state of health, you elephant. There's a busy highway. Go for a walk.)

Can you play songs by ALL THAT REMAINS with your buddies on ROCK BAND?

Good for you... because THEY can't. And they wrote the damn songs.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

Get your geek hat and drool bib on...the full trailer for the Kenneth Branagh-directed THOR movie hit this weekend:

oh the dates we could get with a hammer like that...

Ack! Old lady boobs! We're almost afraid to ask who they belong to... (Drunken Stepfather)

As far as guessing goes... She hasn't had much skin time on camera... so that could throw a few of you.

Your Ultimate Guide to Gifting With Liquor (the Bachelor Guy)

A chat with Henry Rollins (Bullz-Eye)

Got pregnant? Got Fat? You Gotta Get this book! (Muscle Sorority)

Angelique Jerone...hard to pronounce. Very easy on the eyes. (FreakShow Planet)

Kimberly Smith leaves NOTHING to your imagination...and you won't mind at all (z0d)

PLAYBOY's Stephanie Olivia is outside playing with the sprinkler...and OOPS! She got herself all wet! (Dailyniner)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry you think you have a soul in that bloated body of yours. It's long gone, sweetness.)

German industrial band RAMMSTEIN played Madison Square Garden the other day:

...Not since Berlin in 1939 have their been so many people screaming German and fist-pumping. What? Poor taste?

Let's put an end to this high-brow nonsense ASAP...

Blond, busty and totally filthy Shyla Stylez is all class:

She's putting on...and subsequently taking off her black lace in a scene from one of her latest DVDs which we happily have watched beginning-to-end.

This luscious Latina is Lana Lopez and she's unloading her pesky purple bra:

Clothing is just so oppressive and Lana would much rather be nude...and we'd much rather she be that way.

Speaking of Latinas, this lovely one is Valerie Rios and she also has an objection to lingerie:

As you can see Valerie is all-too-willing to get rid of her blue lace lingerie ... it gets in the way of her diddling. Ours too, dammit.

Our busty blond pal Gisele, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos as well as her own site GOT GISELE, has returned to help us promote Retooled, the new FOUNDRY EP, available at all major online outlets. In the clip, Gisele makes some creative use out of a long shiny black light, while shaking her semi-clothed body to FOUNDRY's "Black Lights, Bright City" (Retooled by Rich DeCicco).
Thanks to Rich for the great remake. Thanks to Jon for the amazing editing, and thanks to Gisele for the rockin' bod.



Click on Gisele's impressive rack, then rock out with some FOUNDRY.
When your jaw stops swinging open, Go visit her at Got Gisele
...you can also Chat with Gisele LIVE on her cam

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass-salad of funs....

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