Polish Police Pile-up, Durable Homeless man, Conan Moves to TBS, Mystery Nips, Lemmy and Slash, Rob Zombie at Golden Gods, MEGADETH mauls San Diego, Busty Faith, Nelli Roono

Bah. Harumph. It's Monday.
Mop up the bodily fluids and wake up the young lady you fell asleep with last night... she has class in about an hour.

Chances are you'll hook up with her again in a day or so...adultery is on the rise, you know.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(as is your breath, your hairline, and your attitude. Set yourself on fire, whydontcha?)

Meet the most durable homeless man in all of Brazil... He gets clobbered by a car, and keeps going...


he's kind of like a TIMEX watch... only less useful.

How many Polish police cruisers have to slide backwards down an icy hill to cause a mini-pile-up?


According to this clip... about two. Well done, fellas.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Conan is Moving to TBS (WWTDD)


Gee Whiz, whose nips could THESE be? (Drunken Stepfather)

Psst...we've all seen her silicone-injected arse getting ram-jammed before..

Top 10 Funny/Profound Basketball Quotes (The Hoop Doctors)

Destiny St Claire is your Destiny... if you're into naked nymphomaniacs (Freakshow Planet)

DATE NIGHT: Movie Review (Bullz-Eye)

Busty Blond Babe Amber St. James Just has to be Naked (Dailyniner)

Worst Places to Be in a Zombie Invasion (The Campus Throne)

A Boston Red Sox Hater Guide (FunnyCrave)

Win Backstage Passes To 30 Seconds To Mars (Heavy)

Testing the Mickey Rourke Hypothesis (UPROXX)

Hunter Bryce is Busting out of her Red Bra and Thong (z0d)

Shaq sings Rick James in a Wig (uh, right) (URLesque)

Simple Solutions to 13 Common Problems Frequent Fliers Face (Except snakes on a plane) (The Bachelor Guy)

5 Products for Men That Actually Work (Asylum)

The 50 Coolest Soaps In The World (SuperTremendous)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you forgot to clean the pool and change the kegs this weekend. Chop chop, errand boy!)

Our friends SLASH and Lemmy Kilmister from MOTÖRHEAD rocked the Golden Gods Awards:

They performed "Doctor Alibi" from Slash's new solo album - out now!

Speaking of the Golden Gods Awards, ROB ZOMBIE hit the stage with new drummer Joey Jordison from SLIPKNOT to do the WHITE ZOMBIE classic "More Human Than Human":

ROB ZOMBIE is on the road now - get those tickets while you still can!

Our buddy Dave Mustaine from MEGADETH pancakes San Deigo in a Patton tank in the band's latest video:

The semi-reunited MEGADETH is on tour now - get them tickets, droogies!

From heavy metal to heavy bosoms...

Beautiful Busty British Faith is scaled back substantially in this bath time clip:

She's not going prude on us though, thankfully Faith is still a dirty, dirty girl - in High Definition, of course.

Holy jaw-droppingly-huge boobs!

Enormously-large-breasted Polish Babe Nelli Roono is kind-of covered up in a long coat:

Buuuut not for long. There's only so many ways you can cover up KK-cup breasts.

Ravishing, Raven-haired, busty pinup girl Violet, who has done several FOUNDRY CAMS videos for us, has a brand new solo site, and to celebrate, she's shaking her fantastic figure to BRET MICHAELS' new song "Lie To Me":


Click on Violet Right Now, and stare slack-jawed at her awesomeness!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

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FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

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We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Tuesday Links: Tweeting Cakes, Bret Michaels gets Bonked on the Head, Final Destination Trailer, Taser to the Forehead, Sexy Upskirt, Jessica Kramer Schoolgirl Strip

Mmm, cake. Who the hell tweets photos of cake?

Women who are dieting down for bodybuilding competitions, that's who. We'll feed her one of these days.

For those of you recovering from that weekend affair with the married lady down the street, we have all kinds of goodies for you to check out... that require little or no effort on your part.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Our buddy BRET MICHAELS WAS having 'Nothing But a Good Time' at the Tony Awards...

...aaaand then he got bonked with a large piece of steel scenery...

Thoughts and prayers, man.

The trailer for the latest film in the FINAL DESTINATION SERIES is full of crispy young people:

How many times can you re-hash the same storyline? FOUR, apparently.

PLEASE Tase me, bro?

yeah, umm Don't get a taser and don't tase your buds

That's Not-So Terrible:
(Because we said so)

Lindsay Lohan really wants you to see through her clothes (lest we forget her role as a stripper)

Memorable Kids Shows of the 90s

Modern Day Jesus (with Olivia Munn)

Caucasian Ballers Finally Get Props

Anna Kournikova still makes Tennis Watchable.

Who Couldn't Use a Little Vida Guerra

Sexy Game Shows Compilations

Golden Girls Tattoo

Here's what you get with the new iPhone 3G.

I'M SORRY:
(So sorry that you're cranking it out with Neosporin)

Jessica Kramer is getting naked again.

and that's WAY better than crying and getting thrown out of nightclubs.

This fetching young blond is Sandy. Sandy likes taking her dress off in public.

...gotta love those public upskirt shots

Our lovely ladies of FOUNDRY CAMS Nyli, Countess, Layla, Deliliah, Jess Klein, Aurora, and Gianna all sent in some outstanding videos of themselves in their official FoundryMusic shirts. TANTRIC sent us their brand new single "Mind Control". We sent everything to our editor, and what we got back was one of the most drool-inducing video clips we have ever been associated with.



CLICK THE PIC TO SEE THE GIRLS LOSE CONTROL

Once you recuperate from humping your neighbor's wife, you should really chec out the MEDIA SECTION, where you'll find:

POISON: 'Nothing But A Good Time' LIVE at the 2009 Tony Awards
Sexy Sandy Upskirt
The Final Destination - Trailer 1
Shawna Marie And Her Tennessee Tail
Fire Eater Makes Popcorn in His Mouth
Renna Pulls up her Pink Dress
Taser To The Foreheadl
Jessica Kramer Loses Her Schoolgirl Outfit
POISON frontman Bret Michaels Knocked Down by Backdrop at 2009 Tony Awards

 

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Tuesday Links: Rock Scream Tuesday, Jeff Ross at the VMAs, Roland sings Pavarotti, O&A Show Coming to Philly this week, Car Crash Comedy this Friday

LISTEN TO TODAY'S SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)

It's once again Rock Scream Tuesday, so have yourself some hot tea, warm up those vocal cords, crank up some Jim Gillette, call up the show (new number: 877-212-OandA), and do your best Joe Elliot impression (yeah, because it's ann 80's reference day for some reason). It's also Hummer Tuesday, Wake Up Your Spouse/Partner/Buddy Tuesday and Far Away Phone Call Tuesday.

Since we can't actually DESCRIBE Hummer Tuesday on the air (it's a blowjob, sheesh), perhaps if you're a lucky fella or lucky gal, you'll Turn on Your Paltalk and see a few hummers going on. At the very least, you'll see the lovely Ladies of PALTALK, who spend their mornings showering, sleeping nude, getting dressed, or having the morning sex. (We watch them, and you should too!). Incidentally, the Miss Paltalk contest begins this week, and you're going to need the Paltalk to check it out. Stay tuned for details.

Today on the radio POgram, we'll be dicussing the Anniversary of the 9-11 Tragedy. We hve a bunch of NEW tribute songs to play for you, so strap in, kids. They're awful. Our pal, comedian Jeff Ross was at the MTV VMAs last night watching Kid Rock punch Tommy Lee get into a fight and commenting on the so-called Britney Spears Comeback Performance.

Thanks to Sam, we have a new video of our own Roland singing his tribute to the late Luciano Pavarotti:


Roland Sings Pavarotti...poorly

The O&A Show heads to Philadelphia this week beginning Wednesday right after the show! We'll be broadcasting LIVE from WYSP in Philadelphia on Thursday the 13th:



CLICK HERE TO BE PART OF THE 'O&A CAFE' AT WYSP!


Second, we will be broadcasting LIVE at the TLA (4th and South Street) in Philly on Friday the 14th. Doors open at 5am. Admission is FREE, but this is a 21 and Over event. Food and beverages will be available.

The Traveling Virus Comedy Tour is ending its run in Camden, NJ on September 15th, and we're doing another round of Car Crash Comedy to pick a winner. It's going to be at the TLA in Philadelphia on the 14th, and you aspiring Philly comics can Email Sam @ Foundry Music.com with all your contact information if you want to participate.

Do you have your Tickets for the Tweeter Center Show? No??? Click Click Click, Chester... go get 'em before all the fat hillbillies get them.

If you aren't able to make it to the Traveling Virus show in Camden, you can still PRETEND you were there... with an OFFICIAL Traveling Virus T-Shirt, made from reconsituted hamburger meat (so we're told... we could be mistaken):

CLICK HERE TO ORDER YOURS TODAY!

NEW Official Opie & Anthony 'All The Way' T-Shirt!

Click the PIC! Order yours today!

Speaking of shirts...

(Check out what the lovely Sasha is wearing!)

Naked Lake Chicks in Arizona: Once again, if you're still looking for those photos and videos of the naked chicks at Lake Havasu in Arizona (and judging by the amount of emails, you still are...sheesh)... O&A were checking out Spring Break University this morning, and oofah... orgy lake... Anyway, that's the site they were talking about, so stop Emailing.

We added another wonderful stack o' videos to the MEDIA SECTION, including:


European Boob-Flashing Montage

Tandem Paragliding Accident In Switzerland

Tandem Paragliding Accident In Switzerland

Maggie Gyllenhaal Topless in 'SherryBaby'

Waking Up The Sleeping Drunk College Girls

Nipple Slip On Russian Hidden Camera Show

Global Warming In A Jar - 4th Grade Greenhouse Gas Presentation

Makoto Nagano Completes Ninja Warrior Obstacle Course

Britney Spears 'Comeback' at the 2007 MTV VMAs

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